Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129

[V'icternus]

Aww, don't be scared Nameless. Just be glad you got to see Lionesses awesome quote-based joked before I made a coat out of your small intestines.

[Nameless]

Aww, don't be scared Nameless. Just be glad you got to see Lionesses awesome quote-based joked before I made a coat out of your small intestines.

But... I like my intestines where they are now, they're much more efficient this way. o_o

[Lioness]

*Lioness wonders how you make a coat out of intestines*

Would it not be a little...slimy...?

[V'icternus]

You really, really don't want to know. And Nameless wants to know even less.

[Nameless]

You really, really don't want to know. And Nameless wants to know even less.

Yes. Yes I do.

[Lioness]

I don't...squeamishness is not cool

[V'icternus]

First, you remove the intestines and get them in a big, glopy pile. Then, you take a knife, and run it right along the length of the intestinal tract, leading to a flat surface. Then...

[Nameless]

Then...

... You eat them?

[V'icternus]

No, then you slice the strips into smaller pieces, sew them together, scrub them down, and voila!

Now, let's get started... *Loads shotgun*

[Lioness]

On that note...I may go to bed

No worries, you haven't scared me off (too much). I just need sleep and think it's probably way too nerdy that I'm staying up just so I can read Strunk and White's rules of grammar. it's all so I tell my sister's English teacher than she knows nothing, but still...

[V'icternus]

Yeah, stick it to those know-nothing teachers! *High five*

[Lioness]

Lol...I corrected my sister's English essay and put italics in for the title of the poem she was analysing. The teacher gave it back to her and told her that italics are wrong, and quotations must be used. All of my teachers have told me to use italics, and the grammar rules tell me the same thing.

Therefore, I am right. Yay.

[V'icternus]

Should I do that "You're right, they're wrong" dance?

[Nameless]

No, then you slice the strips into smaller pieces, sew them together, scrub them down, and voila!

Now, let's get started... *Loads shotgun*

O.O *runs behind a random Playgrounder*

[Jack Squat]

Lol...I corrected my sister's English essay and put italics in for the title of the poem she was analysing. The teacher gave it back to her and told her that italics are wrong, and quotations must be used. All of my teachers have told me to use italics, and the grammar rules tell me the same thing.

Therefore, I am right. Yay.

I've always learned that short works (poem, news article, short story, blog post, etc.) have title in quotations while longer works (movies, books, etc.) are either underlined or in italics.

It's probably changed by now, but that's the way I learned it a few years ago.

[Lioness]

I really should go to bed...this place is addictive.

Goodnight!

[Nameless]

I really should go to bed...this place is addictive.

Goodnight!

Just wait until you get to know us a little better, it becomes like some sort of drug.

[V'icternus]

I am a drug. You can call me V'icternaphin. I'm highly addictive, and cause symptoms such as lust, major lulz, and death. Also hemmoraging, but that's not my fault, honest.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Books!

*steals*

What type of books?

Books 3-5 of the Georgia kincaid series. Something about a succubus...

I am a drug. You can call me V'icternaphin. I'm highly addictive, and cause symptoms such as lust, major lulz, and death. Also hemmoraging, but that's not my fault, honest.

Theres also present on these forums:
Rabbituprofren
Namlessidexrine
Thanatacebo

[Trog]

*A puffy-eyed and sleepy looking troglodyte wanders into Random Banter and grabs the shaker of V'icternaphin and shakes a little into his morning coffee*

Morning all.

*settles into beanbag chair to watch the ensuing randomness*

*siiiiiiip*

[Nameless]

Books 3-5 of the Georgia kincaid series. Something about a succubus...



Theres also present on these forums:
Rabbituprofren
Namlessidexrine
Thanatacebo

What do they do?

[V'icternus]

Gind them all into a powder and find out. All at once.

*WAits for Universe to end*

[Trog]

*looks at coffee*

Still too weak

*grinds Rabbituprofren, Namlessidexrine & Thanatacebo into a powder and adds to coffee and sips*

Trog has the strange urge to wear rabbit ears and paint his fingernails now... is that normal?

*siiiiiip*

[Dallas-Dakota]

What do you mean you don't use Dakotaproxen?

[Trog]

What do you mean you don't use Dakotaproxen?

Trog didn't know we had any?

*adds Dakotaproxen and Trogagra to coffee as well then examines it*

Hmm... getting a little sludgy

*adds more coffee*

Better

*sips*

[V'icternus]

GitP Forums!

Where people are drugs and nothing makes any Spledenhagen!

[Thanatos 51-50]

/slips Trog some Rutskarnifan

Ah, Random Banter, what would I do without you?
Except "Be productive at work".

[Trog]

*siiiiip*



Why are you all covered in blue fur... and all have rabbit ears... and keep referring to yourself in the third person?

*posts lots of pictures of himself in the You thread* P=

/slips Trog some Rutskarnifan

Trog sees noseless dead people.

[V'icternus]

I still find it weird how in 4e, Sorcerors can choose to use Strength as their attack and damage stat for spells. Seems weird.

In fact, it's like Dragonball Z... heh... get big muscles, shoot magic blasts.

[Thanatos 51-50]

I find it awesome.

I'm quite a fan of 4e, actually.
Again, shadar-Kai Spiked Chain Rogues are win.
/laughs evilly, writes Jorden Saalak fanfiction - except Jorden Saalak is his character so it's not really fanfiction.