Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129

[Moff Chumley]

Of course. *snuggles, steals cheek-kiss* =3

Cobra has friends and ice-cream. Is there anything else in the world so necessary?

*sidles over*

Hey, my reptilian friend, how's it goin? Ya know, your old friend Chummers could sure use some ice cream right about now...


In other news, girl I like. Been good friends with her for a while (4, 5 years). Hung out today. Desperately want to figure out a way to convey how I feel about her, to figure out how she feels about me, to figure out if she knows how I feel about her, to figure out what to do about the whole mess...

*hangs head* I told myself I wouldn't get caught in this kind of situation. There's no pressure at all except for wondering and waiting. Which is a lot of pressure... advice, comments, snarks, help?

[Coidzor]

^: Ask her out using a puppet show.

<_<

>_>

If you got some hand puppets and sock puppets and things... And had to put on a children's puppet show at random...

What would you do to start with?

I think mine would devolve into puppet pal what's his name hitting puppet pal what's his face with the bonk stick....

[Phase]

Rule number One: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

Rule number Two: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

[Coidzor]

You mean 4chan.

Anyway, Good news, Phase! Koorithlhu might actually be making an appearance.

[Moff Chumley]

Good news, everyone!

[KataraAltinaII]

Rule number One: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

Rule number Two: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

or that could be referring to not talking about Avatar on certain Avatar websites.

there are so many parodies of this rule

[V'icternus]

That's because some things just shouldn't be spoken about.

Like glass houses: Good idea or terrible idea of doom?

[Coidzor]

Well, the color and brittleness we can get around with by using that weird Elder Scrolls Green Glassteel.

The heating during the day and the lack of heat retention at night would be the biggest problems remaining, if I recall. That and ventilation.

[Player_Zero]

Unfortunate that that particular fictional material is fictional.

[V'icternus]

Also, if kids throw rocks at your house, it breaks.

[Coidzor]

They'd have to work at it though, as you'd need pretty thick glass to have decent walls to support the stress of doors opening and closing and the weight of any additional floors.

[V'icternus]

Pfft, any kid who can't break four-foot bulletproof shock-resistant glass with a rock and one good throw isn't trying hard enough.

[dish]

That's because some things just shouldn't be spoken about.

Like glass houses: Good idea or terrible idea of doom?

Well, if you're trying to grow tomatoes and orchids and stuff, I believe they are a very good idea.

[V'icternus]

That's true.

[MethosH]

Holy crap on a stick! We have 129 Random Banters!!!

[Assassin89]

Holy crap on a stick! We have 129 Random Banters!!!

Thank you for stating the obvious. I mean the number is in the title.

[Quincunx]

Your talk of delicious foods leaves me unmoved, for I have been grazing upon Florida's finest for some time, although oranges were out of season.

To Do List:
Return to Cajun Cafe (find place to park husband who does not like hot spices)
Open NY-style pizza parlor and Italian sub shop back home
Open Vietnamese restaurant with 50 types of soup back home
Open BBQ restaurant with on-site smoker back home
Open Italian restaurant with bowls piled high with creamy pasta back home
Open franchise of delicious burgers at fast-food prices back home

. . .and looking back over that, we also missed sampling gator bites. Well, shoot.

Food retail businesses in the fast-food price bracket, here, seem to close within a year, often to resurface within a month with new name and no obvious change of ownership. Tax dodge, perhaps. It wouldn't be conducive to a franchise.

[V'icternus]

I don't like hot spices. Or cold spices. Wait, are there cold spices? And if not, why not? And why can't we just freeeze hot ones? And if there are, why does no-one ever talk about them?

CONSPIRACY!

EDIT(Without actually editing): After re-reading the above, I would just like to make it perfectly clear that I mean nothing by anything I've said at all.

[Nameless]

Woot, first day back in college was good. We get to work in a new studio in another part of the college across the road, which is much nicer with a fore friendly and social environment. I’ve decided to work on my own sadistic twisted version of Peter Pan, not totally sure what media I’m going to use though.

[V'icternus]

How about radio? I think you could make it work. I beleive in you! *Claps*

...What?

[KataraAltinaII]

C-C-C-COMBO... BREAKER!!!!

jk. I just came in to check on a thread that I tried to post, that still isn't there...

hmm... only one thing to do.

[V'icternus]

Comic thread? You shouldn't have to wait too much longer. Other? Well, in that case, I don't know.

[KataraAltinaII]

needs moar active mod squad, methinks.

I hate waiting. That's probably why I got "Sonic" in the "What Super Smash Bros. Character are you?" quiz...

[V'icternus]

Well, Alarra usually does that, I beleive, and she recently had a kid, so I think that we can excuse any lateness on her part in performing mod duties.A lot of mods aren't on all that much any more, and that problem is being addressed by the staff, we've been assured. If you can't wait, then play an addicting net game. That usually burns up a lot of time.

[Thufir]

First day at freshers' fair for the G&S society today went pretty well. Not too many sign-ups, but we didn't expect too many. Point is they mostly seem like they'll actually join.

[V'icternus]

The what society?

Please explain.

[Dr. Bath]

I am thinking of joining manchester's G&S society. HOWEVER, I don't know how well I can sing...

[V'icternus]

Hmm, so it involves singing... thank you, crazy naked man.

[Thufir]

G&S = Gilbert & Sullivan.

I am thinking of joining manchester's G&S society. HOWEVER, I don't know how well I can sing...

Find out!

[Coidzor]

^: So a chorus that only sings gilbert and sullivan?

Your talk of delicious foods leaves me unmoved, for I have been grazing upon Florida's finest for some time, although oranges were out of season.

To Do List:
Return to Cajun Cafe (find place to park husband who does not like hot spices)
Open NY-style pizza parlor and Italian sub shop back home
Open Vietnamese restaurant with 50 types of soup back home
Open BBQ restaurant with on-site smoker back home
Open Italian restaurant with bowls piled high with creamy pasta back home
Open franchise of delicious burgers at fast-food prices back home

. . .and looking back over that, we also missed sampling gator bites. Well, shoot.

Food retail businesses in the fast-food price bracket, here, seem to close within a year, often to resurface within a month with new name and no obvious change of ownership. Tax dodge, perhaps. It wouldn't be conducive to a franchise.

Hmm? What were you doing in florida and how long were you visiting?