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2009-10-15, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
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2009-10-15, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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*GLEE*
But at the moment it's too cold for me to even get off my chair, let alone dance. I'm afraid the naked rave will have to wait until next year. *Sips coco and continues listening to awesomeness.
I was at a naked foam rave last month. Good times.Last edited by Nameless; 2009-10-15 at 01:11 PM.
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2009-10-15, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
FORWARD! Let us paint ourselves like peacocks and dance and strut until it spills over into a new Random Banter! (Budgies also accepted. They bob their heads to the beat.)
One of the sad moments of moving to low-energy bulbs is the final death of the dream that one could have a blacklight in an ordinary screw-type light fixture. Ah, memories, swapping out the regular desk lamp for one coated in thick purple plastic and so dubiously blacklight that the packaging couldn't use the word "ultraviolet" by law. It did not make items fluoresce.
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2009-10-15, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ooooo, my Lulu wig is ready.
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2009-10-15, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yay! Does this mean I'm included?
I feel both your dream, and your grief, Lady... may I humbly suggest? -- the only decent black lights you can get for home use are the flourescent tube kind. Bulbs, and I have searched dearly, are just always as you describe, shoddy dim and lacking the essential magic spark of true black that you seek.
Homo ipse! Pun intended. *grooves with*
Cobra, I like your vision of frozen corpses covered with glosticks, I would just be personally embarassed about that because a death by freezing would provide no excuse for angel lust.
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2009-10-15, 01:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Can't stand 1984; totally agreed with, and seconded the Alice motion though.
Basically, you have God, who randomly allots roles, and then in Night One he goes through the roles one by one (bar the Citizens) asking them to open their eyes and perhaps reveal their identities to others in their group.
Then Day One starts and people start discussing lynching and the like.
Night happens by consensus and people go to 'sleep' by clsoing their eyes.
Hope you get a good part. I leave in ten minutes.
Ah, but previously, we all of us had been in Origin Man's room having a little tea party/getting to know you party; so it's conceivable.
However, I think the last case really is Fresher's 'Flu. Also, it's ironic in that both theses illnesses have exactly the same symptoms.
It was a bit. They let the ghosts haunt people and stuff.
And we don't have an official Angry Man, but we do have on unofficial one.
ION:
Strangely; out of twenty people in the OUSFG fifteen of them (including myself) had glasses, and only one person other than myself was doing a Humanities subject. Everyone else was doing Math; Biochemisty; Computer Science; Math and Philosophy and so on. And Physics.
Such stereotypes!
And many of them read OOTS.
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2009-10-15, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
*may contain traces of lie
Loki avatar by Dr.Bath.
(I totally ship him and Curly. But shhh, it's a secret.)
Formerly known as Aziraphale.
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2009-10-15, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cobra Avatar by the lovely Miss Nobody.
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2009-10-15, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm sure your ice-preserved corpse would be lusty spectacular, fella, believe me -- but just so we're clear, angel lust is the wood a dead man sports a few hours after death. If we were frozen, they'd all know mine had to be ante mortem.
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2009-10-15, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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I Wanna Be The Guy is so obnoxiously FRUSTRATING .
"Maybe I'm Gigachad?"
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2009-10-15, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's supposed to be that way Mister Mud.
The the real question is why you are playing it.Life's like a teeter totter it has high points it has it's low points and it can be a real pain in the butt.
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2009-10-15, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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"The Mormons were right."
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2009-10-15, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Assassin89; 2009-10-15 at 08:01 PM.
Yet another Touhou fan in the playground.
I'm the strongest, but don't call me an idiot or I'll cyro-freeze you together with some English Beef. - Cirno Avatar by me, assassin8⑨
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2009-10-15, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Boredom it is. Or maybe I just wanna be the guy . I just got to MECHA CHICKEN!
"Maybe I'm Gigachad?"
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2009-10-15, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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For those of you familiar with the game Assassin, I have a tale to tell. I promise you, it is worth your attentive reading.
Dramatis Personae:
Mr. Drake: A dimunitive and noisome chap, tasked with killing Mr. Grey with a sock.
Mr. Spoon: A lanky, quiet fellow, tasked with killing Mr. Drake with a sock.
Mr. Grey: A scheming, overconfident blackguard. He plans to kill Ms. Dove with a spoon.
Mr. Toll: A quiet man who lives not 15 feet from Mr. Grey. He will kill Ms. Cobble with poison, depositing salt into her drink.
Ms. Cobble: She plots to murder Mr. Spoon with the implement of his namesake.
Ms. Dove: Not yet appearing.
ACT I:
Mr. Drake attempts to enter the safe area, the common house. He is ambushed by Mr. Spoon, who inherits his target--Mr. Grey. Mr. Grey suspects that this is the case, and so he proposes his prospective killer, Mr. Spoon, accompany him to dinner while the 1 hour cooldown period persists.
They depart.
ACT II:
Mr. Grey and Mr. Spoon sit down together with a table of fellows, including Mr. Toll and Ms. Cobble. Ms. Cobble waits for Mr. Spoon to leave to get silverware, then ambushes him from behind. His target--Mr. Grey--transfers to her.
It is here that the train of events leaps the rails of order, for Ms. Cobble is unaware of the mandatory hour-long cooldown period.
ACT III:
While still at the table, Ms. Cobble comes upon Mr. Grey and prods him with a spoon. He smiles faintly. At last, it is over...or so he thinks. He rises to dispose of his dishes.
Ms. Cobble sits down, satisfied. She takes a sip of her drink. It is at this point that Mr. Toll's poison takes hold.
ACT IV:
Mr. Grey retakes his seat, then contacts Ms. Cobble. She informs Mr. Grey that she has been killed, and that his target--which would have transferred to her--will instead go to Mr. Toll. Mr. Grey rises, informs Mr. Toll of his intention to murder the reclusive Ms. Dove. Mr. Toll thanks him and leaves.
ACT V:
Mr. Grey is informed that Ms. Cobble did not wait the mandatory hour before moving on to her next target. Thus, by a technicality, he is still alive while she is dead.
Mr. Toll, then, is still Mr. Grey's assassin. Mr. Grey knows who is trying to kill him. Mr. Toll knows that he knows, and what's more, he knows who Mr. Grey's target is. They must face each other every morning, knowing that it is only a matter of time before Mr. Toll enacts his dread scheme and leaves Mr. Grey lifeless in the dust.
Dear children, this story is true. And Mr. Grey...is I.Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-10-15, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
I wanna go to college too.
Actually, I would settle for just finding a game group to get back into DnD with.
Eh, I have friends enough, even ifnonenot enough are nerds.Last edited by Phase; 2009-10-15 at 08:56 PM.
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2009-10-15, 10:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have discovered it, and must spread the message! *shares huggles evenly among the banterers*Cobra Avatar by the lovely Miss Nobody.
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2009-10-15, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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who among us playgrounders WOULDN'T want to find a D&D group?
seriously?"The Mormons were right."
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2009-10-15, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-15, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, yeah.
They're focused on filling the Coidzor shaped void in their lives right now.
I'm focused on filling the people shaped void in Coidzor's life right now.
So yeah. First people then DnD I guess.
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2009-10-15, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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I wish you luck, Rutskarn. The game you play is of the most SRS BZNS there is.
I'm playing a game right now, actually. Or, to be more accurate, I was until yesterday. I had the stupidest death. Our rules allow any food to be poisoned if a "poison for [target]" label is attached to its package or container. I was so sure that I knew who my assassin was that I wasn't at all worried about other people. That was my greatest mistake. So, an acquaintance comes up to some of my friends and I sitting at a table, and he offers us cookies from a box. Most people take some, but I, not being hungry, decline. He shouts at me "Take a cookie!". Alarmed by his outburst (but not suspecting him), I give the worst possible response. "Yes! Okay, fine!"
Somebody tried to force food on me...and I ate it.
Additionally, two people died after me in the exact same manner (same assassin, even). And they both knew what had happened to me.Last edited by Alteran; 2009-10-15 at 11:35 PM.
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2009-10-15, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm actually skipping a meal tomorrow to remain within the safe times. Well, okay, I'm eating a massive late lunch and snacking at dinner, but still.
Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-10-16, 12:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aww muffins.... We play assassins at fencing camp. But it's slightly different. You have to kill them by saying bang. When no one else can see of here you. It makes for some very interesting situations where your trying to get people alone without them noticing.
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