Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133

[Zain]

ooh, ooh can i have the goat
please?

[Perenelle]

Still, flamberges are cool.

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Ohmahgod that is spectacularamazinglyawesome. =O

[Cobra_Ikari]

I think this pawn has gone far enough, you will have to be pawnished. (Stealing puns, whee!)

...RAWR. They are being sacrificed to me. But not really. They'll leave them all hooked to one of those big stone druidic-tables, and I'll come along later and collect them to work in the temple.

You're a goddess, then?

*declares holy war against!*

...wait. Goddess of what?

[DraPrime]

You're a goddess, then?

*declares holy war against!*

...wait. Goddess of what?

Goddess of divinity?

[Partof1]

*Arms crossbow.*

[Perenelle]

*holds gun to head of a goat*

Don't you dare shoot that bazooka!

but but... its bubblegum.. =3
if you drop the goat you can eat it...

pweese?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

*Arms crossbow.*

Crossbow arms

1-upped

[EleventhHour]

You're a goddess, then?

*declares holy war against!*

...wait. Goddess of what?

Well, of course!

*sends zealots and crusaders after!*

Goddess oooof... Hm. I'm not sure yet. I guess I'm just a budding goddess in need of a purpose. So, I have extra need of priestesses!

[Partof1]

Crossbow arms

1-upped

*Pulls out refreshing beverage*

7-upped.

[DraPrime]

but but... its bubblegum.. =3
if you drop the goat you can eat it...

pweese?

Oh....in that case....

*hands over goat*

BUBBLE GUM!!!!!

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

*Pulls out refreshing beverage*

7-upped.

Oooooh, touché my friend, touché.

Edit: DId I mention that this bubble-gum is made out of EXPLOSIVES!!!!

[DraPrime]

Oooooh, touché my friend, touché.

Edit: DId I mention that this bubble-gum is made out of EXPLOSIVES!!!!

Ahhhh, extra flavor. Excellent.

[Coidzor]

Well, of course!

*sends zealots and crusaders after!*

Goddess oooof... Hm. I'm not sure yet. I guess I'm just a budding goddess in need of a purpose. So, I have extra need of priestesses!

Well... if you were a goddess of libraries you'd be under the protection and patronage of Curly, goddess of the written word. So Cobesy wouldn't be able to lay a finger on you so long as you were in Koorly's good graces...

[Partof1]

Oooooh, touché my friend, touché.

Edit: DId I mention that this bubble-gum is made out of EXPLOSIVES!!!!

Touche', tallyho, and all that classic rock.

[Perenelle]

Oh....in that case....

*hands over goat*

BUBBLE GUM!!!!!

... its poisoned.
>.>
<.<

*runs off with goat*

Well... if you were a goddess of libraries you'd be under the protection and patronage of Curly, goddess of the written word. So Cobesy wouldn't be able to lay a finger on you so long as you were in Koorly's good graces...

oooh!! ooh! can I be the goddess of something!?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Well, of course!

*sends zealots and crusaders after!*

Goddess oooof... Hm. I'm not sure yet. I guess I'm just a budding goddess in need of a purpose. So, I have extra need of priestesses!

*own zealots and crusaders meet yours on the field of battle...and begin cuddling with them* >.>

[EleventhHour]

Well... if you were a goddess of libraries you'd be under the protection and patronage of Curly, goddess of the written word. So Cobesy wouldn't be able to lay a finger on you so long as you were in Koorly's good graces...

You have given me the anwser!

I am the Goddess of Sexy Disguises.

[DraPrime]

... its poisoned.
>.>
<.<

*runs off with goat*



oooh!! ooh! can I be the goddess of something!?

*dies*

So worth it. It was great gum.

[cycoris]

oooh!! ooh! can I be the goddess of something!?

Me too! Me too! *raises hand, climbs onto chair and starts jumping up and down*

PWEASE?

[Perenelle]

Me too! Me too! *raises hand, climbs onto chair and starts jumping up and down*

PWEASE?

*climbs on top of Cycoris* hey! me and Cycoris want to be goddesses too!!

[Cobra_Ikari]

You have given me the anwser!

I am the Goddess of Sexy Disguises.

The Goddess...of Sexy Disguises?

*surrenders holy war, joins your side*

[DraPrime]

*climbs on top of Cycoris* hey! me and Cycoris want to be goddesses too!!

Perenelle, I declare you the goddess of being adorable.

[EleventhHour]

Perenelle, I declare you the goddess of being adorable.

*begins a new holy war of huggles on the Adorabilites*

Surrender, and join the panethon!

[DraPrime]

*begins a new holy war of huggles on the Adorables*

Surrender, and join the panethon!

If I join, what will I be the god of?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Hmmm, Goddess of Being Adorable, or Goddess of Sexy Costumes...

It's a tossup. The dice say Adorable is the One True Way. The Dice Gods are on the side of Perry, as am I.

In that case, I call god of Wit and Pithy Remarks!

[Perenelle]

Perenelle, I declare you the goddess of being adorable.

yay!

*begins a new holy war of huggles on the Adorables*

Surrender, and join the panethon!

I surrender! and I will gladly join the Panethon.

[Zain]

is the god of rain taken?

i like rain

[Partof1]

Dibs on God of Snowforts and Crossbows!

[EleventhHour]

yay!



I surrender! and I will gladly join the Panethon.

Ahah! Victory!

Soon, there will be a Pantheon (Meep. I don't know how to spell it.) of Snugglists under my web, and then, we shall invent a few creation stories, find a black sheep for the family, cause a few measly miracles, a bit of mischief and have a mythology!

If I join, what will I be the god of?

...Exotic Sandwiches?

[Coidzor]

You have given me the anwser!

I am the Goddess of Sexy Disguises.

Well, dang. There goes my idea to be God of Masks.

Back to the drawing board, Pinky.

Cycoris... Sissy... Goddess of little sisters?

Goddess of button noses?

Hmm... hippies?