Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133

[Partof1]

I call God of insipid babbling!

Ooh, that sounds like a fun one!

[EleventhHour]

And how, dear youthful nouveau divine, will you record this mythology? the moment you write down any of it, it enters the domain of Curly, Goddess of the Written Word. And so again is she victorious. As it has always been, so shall it always be. And the theory of the RB time loop grows ever stronger. Even this sentence has been repeated before.

Spoken. Word.

Oooooooh!

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Spoken. Word.

Oooooooh!

Or pictures. Imagine the Bible Picture book.

[Thufir]

...Maybe you should just be the God of Logic. >.>

Maths and logic are mine.

[Assassin89]

In the interest of these delusions of the deistic degree, I think I will declare myself god of awkwardness.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Oh shush. Our domains just overlap a bit. Mine includes things like cookies, fresh bread, fireplaces and huggles. *nodnod*

Whereas mine is hugs, cuddles, snuggles, huggles, affectionate noms/licks/pets/scritches and other animal affections, kisses, and...other physical affections ?

[Alteran]

Is it just me, or is that an intensely broad, and thus, powerful, domain?

*cowers*

It's not as good as it sounds. I'm not the god of doing anything with inanimate objects, which is a bit limiting.

[Perenelle]

Spoken. Word.

Oooooooh!

whats our Mythology then?

[DraPrime]

God of Butchers and Meat Markets?

God of butchers! That's good!

*dons apron and pulls out a meat cleaver*

I am no longer at war.

[EleventhHour]

It's not as good as it sounds. I'm not the god of doing anything with inanimate objects, which is a bit limiting.

So... you're the God of my sheets and blankets?

...This is going to be akward. Assaaaasssin8889999!

[Perenelle]

God of butchers! That's good!

*dons apron and pulls out a meat cleaver*

I am no longer at war.

well then, I'd like 3 pounds of turkey cold cuts sliced thin, and 3 pounds of ham. I'll give you 6 adorable hugs for payment, being the Goddess or Adorable and all.

[V'icternus]

Fear my insipid babbling!

Like that.

And that.

...And that.

And that.

And that. (Uh-oh...)

And that.

(Idea!) And this:

And that. ^

[cycoris]

Whereas mine is hugs, cuddles, snuggles, huggles, affectionate noms/licks/pets/scritches and other animal affections, kisses, and...other physical affections ?

Indeed. And my domain shifts to include whatever makes the person in question feel loved and comforted. Sort of like the scent of amortentia, except for comforts.

Edit: Should someone maybe start mapping out domains?

[DraPrime]

well then, I'd like 3 pounds of turkey cold cuts sliced thin, and 3 pounds of ham. I'll give you 6 adorable hugs for payment, being the Goddess or Adorable and all.

*delivers it all*

I await your hugs.

[V'icternus]

Indeed. And my domain shifts to include whatever makes the person in question feel loved and comforted. Sort of like the scent of amortentia, except for comforts.

Edit: Should someone maybe start mapping out domains?

Oooh! Warm blankets!

Wait, don't be warm blankets, that'd be weird...

[EleventhHour]

Alright, and now to start our Mythology...

So, we need a black sheep and a father figure.

...Or I could just be a mother without accompanying male. Matriarchy? Hmm...

Giving birth to the Gods... But I'm only costumes... I think we need to pick a father.

[V'icternus]

Do we know any father-figure playgrounders who would be interested?

[Perenelle]

*delivers it all*

I await your hugs.

*hugs^3*

Alright, and now to start our Mythology...

So, we need a black sheep and a father figure.

...Or I could just be a mother without accompanying male. Matriarchy? Hmm...

Giving birth to the Gods... But I'm only costumes... I think we need to pick a father.

Cobra? he's the god of affection basically.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Alright, and now to start our Mythology...

So, we need a black sheep and a father figure.

...Or I could just be a mother without accompanying male. Matriarchy? Hmm...

Giving birth to the Gods... But I'm only costumes... I think we need to pick a father.

I'll father a bunch of gods and goddesses with you.

[EleventhHour]

I'll father a bunch of gods and goddesses with you.

You silly.

Anyway, I'm working on a Divinity web.

[Perenelle]

You silly.

Anyway, I'm working on a Divinity web.

yay! we have parents now!

oooooh. a divinity web. nifty

[cycoris]

I'll father a bunch of gods and goddesses with you.

Sweet! Since Cobra's my twin, then that means that I'm the comforting Auntie Goddess. *wraps baby gods and goddesses in blankies* So cute!

[Partof1]

Cobra Papa? Cool!

[Mythestopheles]

Can I be a god? e_e

[V'icternus]

*Continues insipid babbling, stating reasons why the Star Wars prequels weren't that bad, why Eragon is alright and why Twilight can go jump off a cliff*

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

V'ic and I are totally brothers. The God of Wit and the God of Babbling? Totally brothers.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...you know, I'm shocked we don't have a God of Metal yet. Or even better, a Goddess of Metal.

[Coidzor]

Goddess of rainbows?

Goddess of cookies?

Goddess of household comforts?

Goddess of hugs and other comforts?

I think I like the last one best. I can has it?

Yeah, but I think that might put you under Cobra as god of snuggles' purview.

Or possibly over him...

Dragon Prime = God of Metal Haute Cuisine?

I think by definition the playground pantheons are polytheist.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

...you know, I'm shocked we don't have a God of Metal yet. Or even better, a Goddess of Metal.

... Where the hell is Nameless?

Because he is both God and Goddess of Metal.

[Alteran]

...you know, I'm shocked we don't have a God of Metal yet. Or even better, a Goddess of Metal.

My domain covers the other kind of metal, if that counts.

... Where the hell is Nameless?

Nameless, Godess of Metal!