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2010-01-18, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- A place with no pants
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Last edited by absolmorph; 2010-01-18 at 03:52 PM.
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2010-01-18, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Depending on the invocations, Warlocks are probably okay, too.
"I wish to wield the entire plane of Mechanus as a natural weapon."
"I wish for your credit card."
"I wish everyone and everything be turned inside-out."
"I wish ham sandwich. No, I do not wish for a ham sandwich, and I do not wish to eat a ham sandwich. I wish ham sandwich."
"I wish for each one of the molecules in my fighter friend here to become explosive runes."
"I wish the material plane was made out of chocolate.""Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2010-01-18, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"I wish you'd go watch that episode of Futurama with Fry's dog."
-Vonriel
"DEMONS RUN WHEN A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR."
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2010-01-18, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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2010-01-18, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
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2010-01-18, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- A place with no pants
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2010-01-18, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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- Here
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
wish everyone was pun-pun
wish everyone saw only that which they most feared?
EDIT: wish all magic backfired on it's caster!Last edited by nhbdy; 2010-01-18 at 09:28 PM.
Avatar by Teutonic Knight
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2010-01-18, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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- Terra Australis
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I would wish for the ability to draw nothing but red cards from a Deck-o Many Things.
My winning competition entries: Kinvig Arrumskor | The Great Pumpkinhead | Wynfrith d'Acker
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2010-01-18, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- City of Stormreach
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2010-01-19, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- Texas...for now
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
[/sarcasm]
FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-19, 04:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Wales, UK
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2010-01-19, 02:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
LoL. Well, look at the bright side: It would be an AWESOME way to die.
Has anyone ever seen the movie Flight of the Dragons?
Does anyone remember the scene where dragons nearly blotted out the sky?
Just imagine that miles high wall of dragons heading towards my PC while he has a huge smile on his face. Like this ---->
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2010-01-19, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
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- Ebonwood
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I wish that "left = cheese."
If asked the question "how can I do this within this system?" answering with "use a different system" is never a helpful or appreciated answer.
ENBY
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2010-01-19, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Wish for the BBEG to have greater empathy for those they harm?
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2010-01-19, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2010-01-19, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Personally I would treat ham as a verb for this, hence from that day forth all sandwiches regardless of what one does or makes it out of tastes like a ham sandwhich.
That, or every sandwhich made mysteriously has some ham in it. Usually realized once you bite into it, but no one will ever actually see the process happening. However, let's just say Baphomet is gonna have a grudge against you. @_@
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2010-01-19, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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- New Orleans and abroad
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"A campaign that doesn't suck." Out loud. In front of the DM.
Seriously, don't use a Wish to try to upset your DM. Be a good friend.I just published my first novella, Lúnasa Days, a modern fantasy with a subtle, uncertain magic.
You can grab it on Kindle or paperback.
Proud to GM two Warhammer Adventures:
Plays as Ulrich, Student of Law
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2010-01-19, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Wales, UK
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"I wish my DM received all the appreciation he/she deserves for all the hard work and effort and for putting up with our lack of gratitude for so long", while looking lovingly in his/her eyes, already brimming with tears of joy and happiness at such unexpected (and expensive) expression of appreciation...
That, or they're laughing themselves to tears over the player's foolish and pathetic attempt at ingratiating themselves with the DM.LGBTitP
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2010-01-20, 07:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
From a SLA or other source?
Replicate True Creation to make CL cubic foot of diamonds (or whatever is more expensive).
Now, figure out the value of a 17 cubic foot diamond.
Or True Creation anti-matter. Bye-bye campaign world.
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2010-01-20, 07:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- Maryland, USA
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2010-01-20, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
By RAW, True Creation has no GP limit (just volume). It's a 8th lvl spell too, so perfectly fine to be replicated. It just costs you XP. But since you're not paying the xp cost, you don't care.
Last edited by 2xMachina; 2010-01-20 at 08:21 AM.
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2010-01-20, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Wales, UK
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"When a wish duplicates a spell that has an XP cost, you must pay 5,000 XP or that cost, whichever is more" (SRD)
LGBTitP
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2010-01-20, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Yes, but in the case of SLA's or a Wish from other sources (wand/scroll), you don't care about the XP cost, because it's not you that's paying it.
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2010-01-20, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Wales, UK
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
SLAs do not have XP cost. In case of Wish, however, some of its effects require XP payment. More strict ruling would simply eliminate such effects from what SLA wish can accomplish, except for those that are within the default range of 5000XP. More lenient one could leave room for the fact that it's YOU who is making the wish, even if someone/something is providing the "basic service" of getting wish started, so you (i.e. one formulating the wish) can pay an additional cost to get more powerful effect.
LGBTitP
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2010-01-20, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- 57°39’55.5"N, 12°06’14" E
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness" - Terry Pratchett
Big thanks to Savannah for the badass Papa Wolf avatar!
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2010-01-20, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-20, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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2010-01-20, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I wish to win The Game.
What he doesn't know is, I already won.
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2010-01-20, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Door #1:
SpoilerLook, it's all fine, I'll just hold a big sandwich luncheon for everyone and they can all go home happy, agreed?
Door #2:
SpoilerThey can take a number. Not the first time I've had gods and an entire army of divine caster out to kill me. With any luck, they'll end up killing each other over who gets to kill me.
Door #3:
SpoilerIt was good role-playing, right? Come on, bonus experience!
"I wish (the DM's significant other's character) would become my (wife/husband, select appropriate) for all eternity.""Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2010-01-20, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Avatar by Assassin89
I started my first campaign around a campfire, having pancakes. They were blueberry.
My homebrew(updated 6/17):
SpoilerIn progress:
Prolonged Spell(Fix for Persistent spell)
Weapon Training(replaces Weapon Focus chain)
Shelved:
Ascendant Feats.[New content!]
Finished:
Belts of potionade