Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-Muffin

[Dr. Bath]

Oh no! Social interaction! A horror indeed.

Don't let them eat your brain. I hear that is what these 'friends' do to show affection to each other. An odd ritual.

[Lyesmith]

Oh no! Social interaction! A horror indeed.

Don't let them eat your brain. I hear that is what these 'friends' do to show affection to each other. An odd ritual.

Man, what crazy freinds you got? We just make bitchy comments and cause pshycological scarring.

And occasionally ritual sacrifice of a year 7.

[cycoris]

Oh no! Social interaction! A horror indeed.

it's just unusual for me to actually welcome it.

Someone just danced down the hallway singing 'Safety Dance'. I <3 my life.

EDIT: And my admiration for Randman continues to grow.

[randman22222]

it's just unusual for me to actually welcome it.

Someone just danced down the hallway singing 'Safety Dance'. I <3 my life.

My friends and I had improvised Gregorian chant sessions where we'd proceed through a dorm. >.>

[Trobby]

We once halted a campaign and had a group sing-along of "Still Alive", while all of our characters marched down a hallway.

...Naturally, we all died at the end. But damn it was a fun campaign.

[Dallas-Dakota]

...I somehow seem to have gotten myself into tutoring some of my classmates. In sociology.

Sociology is not my area of expertise.
Teaching to native English speakers is also not my area of expertise.

How did I get myself into this? Is this a side effect of trying to be friendly?

And the strangest thing is that I don't mind in the least. I'm actually even looking forward to it, because they're neat people who are fun to be around.

My life is collapsing around me. I'm going down the rabbit hole of friendliness. I actually may, for the first time in my life, end up having friends at school! This is...bizarre. What do I do?

Heh, I just realised that 'Oh crap, this means that I'm actually going to have to do the readings!'

So you want to talk sociology with non-native english speakers?

I'm your man!

___

I'm most likely going to this free(within cycling distance, know somebody who has tickets left over and is willing to give me one) Japan-con.

I've never cosplayed, I don't read manga and I don't watch anime.

I'm purely going to see people I know.

And pown one of my best friends at Mario Karts in a contest.
Though considering that she plays it online regularly and is good and I rarely play it...

Yeah, I'm totally going to win.

___

Also, I once knew the full lyrics of the Safety Dance, and actually skipped through a festival while singing it. I gained three followers and I might have almost started a insta-dance thingy... Then again, only one of my three followers actually knew the lyrics good.

Edit: So now I made a 10-minute long playlist of Scrubs Safety Dance. o.0

[Dogmantra]

We once halted a campaign and had a group sing-along of "Still Alive", while all of our characters marched down a hallway.

Some of my friends tried to organise a rousing chorus of Still Alive for me on my birthday but it kinda didn't materialise.

[Rutskarn]

We had a six-person rendition on the last day of the last class of my Senior year of High School.

[Dogmantra]

I am cursed to always be one upped by golly goshdarned Rutskarn.

Where's Coidzor? I need someone to blame.

[Alteran]

I am cursed to always be one upped by golly goshdarned Rutskarn.

Have you considered murder?

Like, just a little bit.

[DraPrime]

And pown one of my best friends at Mario Karts in a contest.
Though considering that she plays it online regularly and is good and I rarely play it...

Yeah, I'm totally going to win.

You'd be surprised. Some people can be naturally insane at Mario Kart. For example, my girlfriend owns it, plays it regularly, and is pretty damn good at it. I however, played it a few times when I was 7 years old on a Nintendo 64. The first time I played this game with her, I completely kicked her ass, despite not having played it in a decade.

So in conclusion, if you take a transfusion of my blood, you will become a god at Mario Kart.

[Neko Toast]

You'd be surprised. Some people can be naturally insane at Mario Kart. For example, my girlfriend owns it, plays it regularly, and is pretty damn good at it. I however, played it a few times when I was 7 years old on a Nintendo 64. The first time I played this game with her, I completely kicked her ass, despite not having played it in a decade.

So in conclusion, if you take a transfusion of my blood, you will become a god at Mario Kart.

I have a somewhat natural skill at Mario Kart Wii. Though, only with the Wiimote+Nunchuck combo. The motion detection with the Wii Wheel is terrible.

[blackfox]

We had a six-person rendition on the last day of the last class of my Senior year of High School.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[Jack Squat]

I don't know of anyone who sticks with the wii-wheel for more than 5 minutes - less if they're just holding the controller and don't have an actual wheel.

I'm decent at Mario Kart, though since I don't play it often, I never really stick with the skill to do power slides and what not.

[Dogmantra]

Have you considered murder?

Like, just a little bit.

"If the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Centre urges you to disregard its advice"

That's not an order though is it? I guess just once won't hurt...

[Trobby]

"If the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Centre urges you to disregard its advice"

That's not an order though is it? I guess just once won't hurt...

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak."

...I still want to share my cake with my cube. ;w;

[Nameless]

Mmm... Cake. *wanders off to get some cake*

[Dr. Bath]

Man, what crazy freinds you got? We just make bitchy comments and cause pshycological scarring.

And occasionally ritual sacrifice of a year 7.

Ha, ha, ha, you mistake my jest for a serious statement of course no brains are ever consumed that would be barbaric...

Considering we just had a mop joust and there is currently a proliferation of items as part of the escalation of pranks I wouldn't actually say my friends are sane, really.

[Zocelot]

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak."

...I still want to share my cake with my cube. ;w;

Except you murdered it!

[Alteran]

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak."

I'll never threaten to stab anybody. I don't give warnings. I'm very much like a ninja, except I'm a regular geometric shape.

...I still want to share my cake with my cube. ;w;

Aww, of course we can share! <3

Except you murdered it!

OH HAY THAT'S RIGHT.

[Phase]

We had a six-person rendition on the last day of the last class of my Senior year of High School.

Aww dang, Rutskarn! Why you gotta do a thing?

[DraPrime]

Except you murdered it!

That cube had it coming!

[Zocelot]

That cube had it coming!

Yes, yes. Now we don't have to share the cake with anyone. IT'S ALL OURS! AHAHAHAHA!

[DraPrime]

Yes, yes. Now we don't have to share the cake with anyone. IT'S ALL OURS! AHAHAHAHA!

I don't care about the cake. I just hate blocky things.

[randman22222]

Blehhh. I didn't fence so well today. My parries are too wild. I could've made a million repostes if my parries were more controlled...

Still had tons of fun.

EDIT: Footwork. I need more agility in my footwork as well.

[EndlessWrath]

Blehhh. I didn't fence so well today. My parries are too wild. I could've made a million repostes if my parries were more controlled...

Still had tons of fun.

EDIT: Footwork. I need more agility in my footwork as well.

I wish I could take fencing classes ~is insanely jealous~

I did fencing with real swords for a play (go shakespeare!) so i have a basic knowledge. Footing is a big thing and I was pretty good with parries. I lost footing during one of the practices and my friend did as well, my girlfriend at the time said "don't step on the caterpillars!" (millions of them everywhere >.>') so i had the choice of getting run through by the cutlass or stepping on a caterpillar.

I made the wrong decision . awesome play though, and I still love swordplay of all kinds. Took on 2v5 at one point, and that was fun. I need to pick it up again some time soon
-Wrath

[Kneenibble]

Blehhh. I didn't fence so well today. My parries are too wild. I could've made a million repostes if my parries were more controlled...

Still had tons of fun.

EDIT: Footwork. I need more agility in my footwork as well.

Randvir, I'm pretty sure you were born in the wrong century, from everything I know about you. The 18th century European nobility is thataway, sir.

I know choreographed fencing and tumbling and fighting...

[randman22222]

Randvir, I'm pretty sure you were born in the wrong century, from everything I know about you. The 18th century European nobility is thataway, sir.

I know choreographed fencing and tumbling and fighting...

Funny. You're the first person on the internet to tell me what my real life friends tell me. That I should have been born in <insert decade here>, or <insert time period here>, or <anywhere but here>.

I think that no matter where I was born, I'd be no happier or sadder.

EDIT: @V: Perhaps.

[Kneenibble]

Perhaps we old souls resonate.

[Coplantor]

Guys, I'm in Argentina right now, I'm going to see Metallica, this is the first big concert I'll ever go, so it's going to be awesome. Also, here they have starbucks, and oh my god I just had the best coffee ever, EVER!