Funniest signs

[ScottishDragon]

I was taking a walk today and i saw a very funny sign.It read:No dog (poop) please!!
So what other funny signs have you guys seen?

[Totally Guy]

There's that famous "Secret Nuclear Bunker" one which is pretty funny. I think it went viral a few years back.

[Hawkeye]

The old classic:

[Athaniar]

Highly appropriate link: Oddly Specific.

[GrlumpTheElder]

I saw this sign on the way into Cornwall just before crossing the Tamar Bridge:



I like it!

[Temotei]

Watch for Children.

...but I don't want to give them my watch!

[Pyrian]

http://friendsofirony.com/2010/01/23...-gallery-then/

...Then what's in it?

[Xsesiv]

Really just go here, scroll down the page. Knock yourself out.

Or rather, don't.

[Yarram]

There's one on the highway to Coffs Harbour that says,

School
Sporting Field
Cemetery

[Castaras]

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Control your bodily functions please!

Couldn't find an image of a roadsign to Castaras.

[Athaniar]

Really just go here, scroll down the page. Knock yourself out.

Or rather, don't.

I did just mention the site, but it's worth mentioning many times.

[AlmostSkillfull]

I saw a sign that said "Don't watch for children, it's creepy." the sign was outside a school in Kingston.

[Totally Guy]

I saw some girls at a charity stall today collecting money with a tombola game. It's a bit like a raffle. Their sign said...






£5 for a strip




of tickets.

[RebelRogue]

This one is pretty cool:



Edit2: Should hopefully work now.

[Jack Squat]

I've always found the picture on this one funny.

[Totally Guy]

This one is pretty cool:

My guess is that you've hotlinked an image. I don't think it displays what you think it displays.

Basically I'm just seeing a message that says that you're gay.

[RebelRogue]

My guess is that you've hotlinked an image. I don't think it displays what you think it displays.

Lol. Ok, I wondered if it was possible, and it appered to me it would be. Anyway, I've uploaded it myself now, so it should be alright

[Flickerdart]

Lol. Ok, I wondered if it was possible, and it appered to me it would be. Anyway, I've uploaded it myself now, so it should be alright

For certain definitions of alright, maybe! Might want to double-check that...Nah, just yanking your chain, image loads fine. As far as you know.

[Cyrion]

On a hike I saw a sign saying "Trail Closed." In was posted on the last foot or so of the trail- before it dropped off a cliff into the ocean.

Then there's the sign I drove past for the Free Will Baptist Church. Someone had spray-painted a y at the end of the second word.

[Mr. Spock]

I once saw a sign that said , stay off of rails, if you fall in the animals will eat you, and that will make them sick.

[Winter_Wolf]

Go to engrish.com for a good laugh. The signs make sense (usually) in Japanese (or Chinese in some cases) but the horrible translations are priceless. Near where I live, actually in the same housing block, we have signs that don't have English translations, but would essentially translate thusly: "Protect the environment; love the grass". That's not even one of the more amusing ones I've seen, but I like it for the multiple possible interpretations and the fact that it's not enough to "keep off the grass", but you've got to, got to love it.

Or the signs that are now cropping up in men's urinals in Shanghai. "One small step forward for man, one giant step forward for civilization". Basically a sign intended to get men to actually get their water in the pot instead of on the floor, which is sadly necessary even if all too often completely ignored. I find it funny in a sad way, if that counts.

[Dancing_Zephyr]

A fireworks place near my house had "Even Creationists can appreciate a Big Bang!".
Now they have "Celebrate the New Year by blowing !@#$ up!"

[Derjuin]

CAUTION
This sign has sharp edges
Do not touch the edges of this sign!
The bridge ahead is out.

Pretty sure that's what the sign read; I saw it on some website somewhere.