Perhaps the bucket list needs some revision

[pendell]

From Orlando

DELAND, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - She robbed a bank and then went on the lam for three days. From behind bars, Patricia Edwards tells FOX 35 that it was on her "bucket list," or things to do before you die.

Last week, the cancer patient walked into a bank in Sanford, handing the teller a note demanding money. In surveillance video, Edwards, 51, is seen sporting a baseball cap during the heist at the Bank of America branch.

...

Edwards said she has leukemia but that it is not terminal. She also said she suffers from bi-polar disorder and was off of her medication.

Erm ... yeah. Next time, stay on the meds, okay?

I'd ask what bizarre things people have on their bucket list, but then the mods would come in and I will go back to my fun.


Respectfully,

Brian P.

[Mystic Muse]

Kill a Yak from three hundred yards away using mind bullets.

I actually don't have anything on my bucket list. If I died right now I wouldn't care. I'd have no regrets.

[arguskos]

Kill a Yak from three hundred yards away using mind bullets.

Only the Men Who Stare At Goats can do that.

Also, my list would include gaining access to top secret files at least once, just for giggles.

[Mystic Muse]

Only the Men Who Stare At Goats can do that.

Actually, Wonderboy and young Nasty man can do that too.

[KuReshtin]

Actually, Wonderboy and young Nasty man can do that too.

Actually, it was only Young Nasty Man that can kill a yak with mind bullets. And it was only from 200 yards.

He also had the power... To move you..

[Mystic Muse]

I guess I assumed they had the same powers. And I guess I just misheard it...

[drakir_nosslin]

I'd like to do a base jump with a wingsuit at least once. And solve one of the millennium problems.

Then my life would be complete and I could die happy (and rich as well )

[Aedilred]

Items on my list so far (that I can remember):

• Fight a duel, with swords, to first blood.
• Tick one of the boxes that you're obviously not meant to tick on a visa application form. You know the ones- "it is my intention to enter <country> to commit terrorist activities", and the like.
• Fly the white ensign from my boat, with full entitlement to do so.
• Wield a cricket bat in anger again (figuratively speaking).
• Take my girlfriend to Rome.
• Create and use a false identity (for philanthropic, not nefarious, purposes).
• Drive through a line of traffic cones.

Obviously some of these are more ambitious, and achievable, than others.

[Fay Graydon]

Hmmmm a bucket list...

- Drive a monster truck
- Get married to a handsome guy / Ryan Reynolds
- Go on a date with Ryan Reynolds
- Live forever or die trying.

[Orzel]

Bathe in orange juice not from concentrate.
Get another superpower.
Defeat a single ninja.

[Mystic Muse]

Bathe in orange juice not from concentrate.
Get another superpower.
Defeat a single ninja.

what's your first super power?

[The Vorpal Tribble]

I'd like to do a base jump with a wingsuit at least once.

Hell YES.

* Marry the woman I love.
* Have at least one child.
* Publish a novel.
* Hike to Alaska and see the Aurora Borealis.
* Paddle the sounds of New Zealand (with hopeful viewings of the Aurora Corealis)
* Discover a new creature within the Amazon.

[ClockShock]

Smoke on national television.

That is all.

[nanobot_swarm]

-Buy the Green Destiny prop or a replica
-Desecrate a statue of Joseph Stalin
-Join the air-force
-Hike around in the American deserts
-Write a book or two
-Die riding the bomb

[thubby]

-skydive
-visit new zealand (could probably do both at once)
...

[RandomNPC]

I for some reason want once in my life to have such a valid reason to put someone in the hospital, that when I beat them silly and the cops show up, they ask why, and tell me to be on my way, because of my totally valid reason.

also, i want a bigger bucket, cause that's all I've got right now.

[Rutskarn]

From Orlando



Erm ... yeah. Next time, stay on the meds, okay?

I'd ask what bizarre things people have on their bucket list, but then the mods would come in and I will go back to my fun.


Respectfully,

Brian P.

Okay, in Creative Writing a month ago, I wrote a story about a guy who was near death and wanted to rob a bank because he'd always wanted to, and some clown said it was ridiculous and improbable.

Suck it.

[Krade]

I for some reason want once in my life to have such a valid reason to put someone in the hospital, that when I beat them silly and the cops show up, they ask why, and tell me to be on my way, because of my totally valid reason.

"Well sir, you see, it really is a funny story. I was walking along, minding my own business, and this dude had the gall to look me in the eyes... What? Not cutting it, huh? Well crap... uh... *Switches to plan B* GTA MADE ME DO IT!!!"

[absolmorph]

My bucket list includes
- Peeing off the back of a tank.
- Being in space
- Breaking the generally accepted laws of physics
- Wrestle a cougar and win.

[Zocelot]

My bucket list is short, and almost completely illegal. Especially the part of it that says "Commit every possible crime at least once".

[Raiki]

I'd have to go with:

• Publish a novel (even if it's crap)
• See GWAR live in concert
• Help indoctrinate introduce the next generation to gaming.
• Join a secret society
• Get a tattoo
• Form my own government

This is all for now.

~R~

[Orzel]

what's your first super power?

Body elasticity, but muuuuuch weaker. Somewhat combat worthy.
But I want sand powers.

[RandomNPC]

"Well sir, you see, it really is a funny story. I was walking along, minding my own business, and this dude had the gall to look me in the eyes... What? Not cutting it, huh? Well crap... uh... *Switches to plan B* GTA MADE ME DO IT!!!"

Thats the problem. I need to seriously find the BBEG getting in some serious puppy kicking for this to ever work out for me.

Also, I've added that I want to know what's on my friends bucket list, he says he isn't going to tell anyone the ones with names, but he's worked peoples names into everything.

[snoopy13a]

I for some reason want once in my life to have such a valid reason to put someone in the hospital

This reminds me of a joke:

Some people say that Bobby Hull (an old time pretty boy hockey player) wasn't that tough. But one season he put three people in the hospital.

Granted, they were all in the maternity ward

[druid91]

Blow the world up,
Melt continents,
Ruin everything.
Not really,though that would be cool.

[Mystic Muse]

Body elasticity, but muuuuuch weaker. Somewhat combat worthy.
But I want sand powers.

So, were you thinking Gaara or Sandman here?

[absolmorph]

Blow the world up,
Melt continents,
Ruin everything.

I do this naturally.

[Orzel]

So, were you thinking Gaara or Sandman here?

Expected response.
Gaara. Just without the 2 flaws.

[RandomNPC]

Expected response.
Gaara. Just without the 2 flaws.

It's been a while what are the flaws again? the limit by amount of sand and inability to interact with people? or the sand demon living inside? something else?

edit:
may as well go with the powers of the guy from gen13 who gains properties of whatever he touches. Want sand powers? put some in your shoe, or get a house on the beach. Yea, the bad guys tried to take out the heroes of gen13 on a beach, it was a short fight. Haven't read it in years though.

Think of it kinda like bruce banners dad from the first hulk movie, only not horribly done.

[Froogleyboy]

- Leave flowers on Syd Barret's grave
- Get my book published
- Learn to read music
- Smoke legal weed