Getting [Steam]-Rolled 9

[wojonatior]

How would I go about setting up auto-ragequit?

How about you just 1-up them and never start the game? XP

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

I think Modified Crash Course was modified a little too much. It's barely recognizable. Okay, it's got the same basic map layout, aside from a drastically changed opening level, but it plays totally differently.

For one thing, they've turned it into a Hard Rain style there-and-back five level map. As a result, the original finale is changed drastically, and the new one takes place in an all-new area.

Although, our playthrough was one of the funniest finales I've ever seen. You can get on the roof of a warehouse by way of a single ladder, giving you a nice vantage point with a good choke, but no viable escape route. This was our strategy, and I suffered a death to fall damage right after the first tank attack.

I spectated the remainder, watching as Sigs killed the last tank, on top of the roof, with a melee weapon, with 1 health remaining. Awesome.

The escape music starts up, and Sigs and KBF zoom down the ladder and scramble to the getaway car. But they don't get away.

The AI Coach is still standing at the top of the ladder.

Another tank spawns, incapping Sigs. Coach finally starts to come down to help her. KBF is downed by the horde before Coach is halfway down the ladder.

Like a good teammate, Coach dutifully saunters over to help KBF up.

The tank incaps him before he gets halfway there.

And thus I find out what happens to my friends and colleagues when I am unable to join their efforts. Pain and suffering.

Next time, my friends. Next time.

[Fawkes]

And thus I find out what happens to my friends and colleagues when I am unable to join their efforts. Pain and suffering.

Next time, my friends. Next time.

Don't feel so bad, Djinn. I was having a great time spectating as they died.

And then laughing my ass off for about five minutes afterward.

[Emlyn]

And thus I find out what happens to my friends and colleagues when I am unable to join their efforts. Pain and suffering.

Next time, my friends. Next time.

Umm Djinn, I'm pretty sure the pain still happens when you are around, though for different reasons. (Hint: most people don't enjoy being stomped)

[shadow_archmagi]

(Hint: most people don't enjoy being stomped)

So I guess what we REALLY need to do is find people who enjoy losing, and then arrange games against them?

S&MITP?

[Emlyn]

Well if it means I can acutally play with Djinn instead of being the team balancer then I'm all for it.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

Umm Djinn, I'm pretty sure the pain still happens when you are around, though for different reasons. (Hint: most people don't enjoy being stomped)

Oh come on, Emlyn. I'm not that good at this game. After all, I lost a game the other day...once...after a weekend away from the computer...after a week of not really playing much L4D2...and after an afternoon of tablet use...while suffering from a bit of a hangover...and while the stars were correctly aligned.

[Faulty]

YoSaff gifted me Audiosurf and I just purchased Plain Sight and The Longest Journey via Steam. Tis a good day.

[Emlyn]

Oh come on, Emlyn. I'm not that good at this game. After all, I lost a game the other day...once...after a weekend away from the computer...after a week of not really playing much L4D2...and after an afternoon of tablet use...while suffering from a bit of a hangover...and while the stars were correctly aligned.

Or when I'm on the other team.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

Or when I'm on the other team.

As I said...when the stars are aligned right.

[Mtg_player_zach]

I want to play a game tonight, I think.

[Dogmantra]

I just purchased Plain Sight

Is it as brilliant as it looks?

[KBF]

So I guess what we REALLY need to do is find people who enjoy losing, and then arrange games against them?

S&MITP?

I.. Might be.. Into that sort of.. Thing..

Ahem.

Should i care about that stupid number bar? I just want to shoot some things then set fire to some things then eat some things and jump real high woooooooooooooowalljummppwwoooooooooooo

[Faulty]

Is it as brilliant as it looks?

It's multiplayer, which I didn't think it would be. The gravity is sort of odd. I'll need to play more of it.

[Jibar]

It's multiplayer, which I didn't think it would be. The gravity is sort of odd. I'll need to play more of it.

Keep us posted, I too am an intrigued by it.
Speaking of odd cheap multiplayer games, Lead and Gold apparently left beta a little while back and actually released. Gotta play me some more o' that.

[onasuma]

So, we were all just on the server when Dogmantra mentions he can rap. Naturally shy of his talents myself (and 85% of the rest of the server) agree he should be allowed infinite ammo until map end if he does so. This amused me. The general concensus seems to be that if someone is willing to sing a tf2 related song they deserve that level of of reward. This lead me thinking - we should definatly hold a tf2 song contest. Not even just limited to here, spread the word, tell the steam forums, tell everyone! Of course, thats probably a stupid idea, so let me hear opinions.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

So, we were all just on the server when Dogmantra mentions he can rap. Naturally shy of his talents myself (and 85% of the rest of the server) agree he should be allowed infinite ammo until map end if he does so. This amused me. The general concensus seems to be that if someone is willing to sing a tf2 related song they deserve that level of of reward. This lead me thinking - we should definatly hold a tf2 song contest. Not even just limited to here, spread the word, tell the steam forums, tell everyone! Of course, thats probably a stupid idea, so let me hear opinions.

Hey, those songs I wrote would finally serve a purpose!

[potatocubed]

Speaking of songs:

TF2 meets Lady Gaga... again.

[KBF]

So, we were all just on the server when Dogmantra mentions he can rap. Naturally shy of his talents myself (and 85% of the rest of the server) agree he should be allowed infinite ammo until map end if he does so.

Hi-ya! Sigs is credit to GitP without ever joining.

...You know, we talk about Sigs a lot. It's creepy.

[onasuma]

Wow, I have an annoying voice.

[Dragor]

Hi-ya! Sigs is credit to GitP without ever joining.

...You know, we talk about Sigs a lot. It's creepy.

Dogmantra is now my god. All glory to Dogmantra.

[KBF]

Wow, I have an annoying voice.

No you don't. I do. That's why I'm a mute.

Your voice is fine.

[Jibar]

Hi-ya! Sigs is credit to GitP without ever joining.

...You know, we talk about Sigs a lot. It's creepy.

Sigs has actually joined by the by. I just don't think she's found this thread yet.
Well done by the way Dog, someday we must rap together.

[Fawkes]

Hi-ya!

[potatocubed]

Hi-ya!

That's amazing.

[Darth Mario]

Great, now I have to uphold my honor as a music major and top that...

Hmm... *gets writing*

[KBF]

Sigs has actually joined by the by. I just don't think she's found this thread yet.

...I can't believe I missed her joining thread. I never go in Friendly Banter.

Then again, as long as Sigs can't find me she can't hurt me.

[Dogmantra]

Sigs has actually joined by the by. I just don't think she's found this thread yet.
Well done by the way Dog, someday we must rap together.

You can write the song, being Mozart, then I shall sing it!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Oh my... it should be about the ghost in harvest.

[liverpudlian accent]Simon, I... I tried me best, alright? That's *sob* that's all I can do since me mum passed away. And when I'm up there, I'm... I'm singing... *sob* for her[/liverpudlian accent]

[Dread Cthulhu]

Onasuma's voice is fine.

Mine is annoying. Not gonna lie.

Also, I will do a rap about the Prussian Pickelhaube and how amazing a hat it is. Then there will be a rap battle.

[Jibar]

You can write the song, being Mozart, then I shall sing it!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Oh my... it should be about the ghost in harvest.

I wuv that ghost.

And I am a poet. Sort of.
Hmmm, THEORIES AND MALADIES.