Getting [Steam]-Rolled 9

[Worira]

Kite Like a Man
Kill a tank only with damage from the original Survivors.

I approve.

[Griever]

I have found the Prussian Pickelhaube, my life is more complete.

...and I need to pick another class to use these metals to make a hat for...

[Dread Cthulhu]

I approve.

If they're upstairs covering you, surely this involves running away and not doing anything for an entire Tank fight?

[Jibar]

My money's on Bill.

No no no.

Or they're just going to kill off Louis. Meh.

It's like I said: zombie films?

Black Dude Dies First.

[NeoVid]

I'm near certain it will be Bill, since he's the most loved character, and it makes sense for narrative reasons.

On unrelated notes, imagine Robot Chicken done in Garry's Mod.

The main thing that came to mind while watching this series was, "Why am I finding this this damn funny? Curse you for giving me this link, I've just spent an hour straight on these vids."

[Dogmantra]

I have found the Prussian Pickelhaube, my life is more complete.

...and I need to pick another class to use these metals to make a hat for...

I.
Hate.
You.

[potatocubed]

I.
Hat.
You.

Fixed hat for you.

[Dogmantra]

'least it's not the facemask. God help anyone who finds a facemask. I will kill them and pry it from their cold, dead hands.

[shadow_archmagi]

If they're upstairs covering you, surely this involves running away and not doing anything for an entire Tank fight?

Yep. Fleeing in terror.

Just like tank fights are SUPPOSED to be. I remember back in l4d1, half the time we'd end up in the safe room.

[Scuzzball]

'least it's not the facemask. God help anyone who finds a facemask. I will kill them and pry it from their cold, dead hands.

Wouldn't it be on their face?

[Dogmantra]

Wouldn't it be on their face?

They would not have time to place it on their face.

[Sleverin]

I just got me a Medic's mirror hat (hurray camera beards!) and now I'm working towards crafting another medic hat, and I'm really shooting for the Medic mask myself.

Oh, and I can only hope and pray that Louis' pill addiction has gotten him in trouble, and that Bill's literal badassedness keeps him alive. But who knows, let's see Valve troll the community when this comes out, shall we?

[Dogmantra]

I just got me a Medic's mirror hat (hurray camera beards!) and now I'm working towards crafting another medic hat, and I'm really shooting for the Medic mask myself.

If you get a mask too, I will have to cast Familicide on you because DAYUM you got the mirror.

[Sleverin]

Yeah, I sacrificed a camera beard and a heavy helmet for it, but i think it's worth it to FINALLY have a hat that is cool and is for a class I play regularly. I mean, Soldiers Stash, Heavy Helmet, Sniper Yellow Belt (TWO OF THESE STUPID THINGS I DON'T PLAY SNIPER WTFOMG)... I mean without idling I've gotten 4 (or 5? dont't quite remember) hats, none of which were very good or that I cared for.

[Player_Zero]

I think the mask was my first non-camerabeard/gibus hat. I don't wear it though. It doesn't have the rockin' camerabeard style.
I don't have it. It was a clever ruse.

[Dogmantra]

I don't have it. It was a clever ruse.

Oh Zero you lovable scoundrel.

Yeah, I sacrificed a camera beard and a heavy helmet for it, but i think it's worth it to FINALLY have a hat that is cool and is for a class I play regularly. I mean, Soldiers Stash, Heavy Helmet, Sniper Yellow Belt (TWO OF THESE STUPID THINGS I DON'T PLAY SNIPER WTFOMG)... I mean without idling I've gotten 4 (or 5? dont't quite remember) hats, none of which were very good or that I cared for.

I just have a trophy belt.
Trophy Belt.

Y'know, for the class that I only play with Huntsman/Razorback and try to get tauntkills with. Yay.

Should have let you pick two hats when they came out (and have as many as there are now) and then drop randomly.

[Player_Zero]

I actually don't have anything that isn't a camerabeard or a gibus. I have my medal though if that counts.

In fact, it's more exclusive. So I must be some sort of god.

Heh. Crazy Brits and their being asleep in the middle of the night. No medal for you!

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

So...good news for the Highlander game...

I just got accused of hacking for playing Demoman on a pub Badwater server. Hooray!

[Dogmantra]

Heh. Crazy Brits and their being asleep in the middle of the night. No medal for you!

I go to bed at Valve Time. I get rewarded for this. I don't see a problem here.

Also, Djinn: I espied your server. It was a 36 player server EDIT: with a fake player count which made it less palatable! Of course you got accused of hacking.

[Dispozition]

I just have a trophy belt.
Trophy Belt.

Y'know, for the class that I only play with Huntsman/Razorback and try to get tauntkills with. Yay.

Should have let you pick two hats when they came out (and have as many as there are now) and then drop randomly.

Stop yer whining. I only have the hatless sniper. You have it far better than me, buddy.

[Dogmantra]

Stop yer whining. I only have the hatless sniper. You have it far better than me, buddy.

At least the hatless sniper is a "craft away immediately" hat. Trophy belt's one of those ones where you're reluctant 'cause there are worse.

[Dispozition]

At least the hatless sniper is a "craft away immediately" hat. Trophy belt's one of those ones where you're reluctant 'cause there are worse.

Thing is...It's my only hat...So I can't craft it. I'm slowly building towards my 4 refined metal so I can get a medic hat. God help anyone if it's the vintage tyrolean. Worst medic hat by far. Not a fan of the pickelhaube either...Seriously I want a mask so hard...

[Dogmantra]

Thing is...It's my only hat...So I can't craft it. I'm slowly building towards my 4 refined metal so I can get a medic hat. God help anyone if it's the vintage tyrolean. Worst medic hat by far. Not a fan of the pickelhaube either...Seriously I want a mask so hard...

I... I think you're my evil Australian twin.

[Dispozition]

I... I think you're my evil Australian twin.

I doubt it. I'm clearly the better medic in every way. In fact, the better everything in every way. If anything, you're my highly inferior British cousin.

[Dogmantra]

Lies. Lies and slander, good sir. Except maybe the part where you're a better Medic. And the part where I'm British... OTHER THAN THAT IT IS ALL MADE UP.

[shadow_archmagi]

I think we'll have to have a medic-off.

The rules are thus:

1. I will charge into battle suicidally
2. You will take turns attempting to prevent my death
3. Whoever has the high score at the end of the day wins. (I'm thinking, say, 0:02 here)

[Dread Cthulhu]

Soon as I saw mention of someone finding the Pickelhaube, my first thought was "Dogmantra is not gonna be happy".

He'll be even less happy once I tell him about the mask I found.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

I think we'll have to have a medic-off.

The rules are thus:

1. I will charge into battle suicidally
2. You will take turns attempting to prevent my death
3. Whoever has the high score at the end of the day wins. (I'm thinking, say, 0:02 here)

Sorry, Shadow. That won't cut it. A good medic doesn't just keep a suicidal teammate alive: a good medic communicates what's going on around that ally, knows when to pull the Syringe Gun to assist and when to keep healing, when to retreat to save that Uber and when to push forward, when to pop and when to preserve, when to break away to heal others and when to focus-heal, and so forth...

[Emlyn]

Sorry, Shadow. That won't cut it. A good medic doesn't just keep a suicidal teammate alive: a good medic communicates what's going on around that ally, knows when to pull the Syringe Gun to assist and when to keep healing, when to retreat to save that Uber and when to push forward, when to pop and when to preserve, when to break away to heal others and when to focus-heal, and so forth...

Sure there's all that, but I offer an alternative suggestion. Djinn and I try to turn you into confetti during a round. Whoever dies less is the winner.

[Darth Mario]

Sure there's all that, but I offer an alternative suggestion. Djinn and I try to turn you into confetti during a round. Whoever dies less is the winner.

The Djinn uses Evil Rocket!

It's super effective!

Medic fainted.