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2010-05-18, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
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2010-05-18, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
So Spies who are disguised as a Soldier holding the Equaliser can be healed. It's not even a convincing disguise!
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OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-05-18, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Oh cool, I'll just wait a minuuttteee.. That's the number those sleeping people tried to call right before nap time..
And yeah, but I haven't seen that kind in anyone's freezers lately. EDIT: wait, do people have garage freezers? This guy's house has a garage freezer. Hold on, I gots check in with some friend's houses.
Waitwaitwait. The Equalizer is now a passive counter against spies. I think that might be game set andmurdermatch, Dogmantra.
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2010-05-18, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
I do. I was just curious and I did a little experiment with the help of Blackfox and Imposter.
It's now a passive counter against like, three Spies in the entire world - the three that actually change their disguise weapon to the Equaliser and expect that they're going to get anywhere when people see they don't have a speed boost. Wowee.
Now, negatives:
Counters Medics... on your own team.
Um... wait, there doesn't need to be another negative because that is such a stupid design choice!
There isn't an unlock that does lots of damage but makes Snipers on your own team unable to scope in if they're within a certain distance of you. There's no unlock that speeds everyone up but stops Spies from cloaking or disguising. There's not a little flag you can plant in the ground which makes people cap faster at the expense of friendly Engineers being unable to build in that area.
WHY IS THERE A PICKAXE THAT STOPS MEDICS HEALING!?
You know, I bet that if the Equaliser stopped a more popular class from doing its job, Valve would have hung their heads in shame and said "Sorry we messed up guys", before promptly changing it completely.Last edited by Dogmantra; 2010-05-18 at 05:22 PM.
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2010-05-18, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Smiling Jack Owns TF2, L4D, L4D2, PORTAL AND HL2
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2010-05-18, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
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NO FUN. NOT EVER.
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2010-05-18, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Last edited by Rutskarn; 2010-05-18 at 05:23 PM.
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2010-05-18, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Wish he did more for the GitP cause, but hey.. he's Smilin' Jack. He just keeps doin' his thing.
Because healing makes the pickaxe less effective, which would mean medics could effectively teamkill. Which is against a few design goals.
Letting the soldiers kill themselves by not switching when they should is better. Because then it's their fault.
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2010-05-18, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
CTF_Doublecross happy fun time.
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2010-05-18, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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wojonatior needs to add people to the darn first post
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2010-05-18, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Note to ChHa: Jibar Phase, Phase Jibar? Jibar Jibar Phase. Jibar Phase Jibar Emlyn.
(TRANSLATION: Oh my god Phase, why do you have the Jibar tag when you're not Jibar. This confuses me and causes me toRAGEJOY.)
Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.
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2010-05-18, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Yeah, he's totally not following the gold standard that I set
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2010-05-18, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Everybody is a Jibar.
Eventually.
We are the unending swarm, the unstoppable tide.
What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our unity is full of wonder, which your tiny individualism... cannot even conceive.
We are Jibar, and you... are one. How can you hope to prevail against us?
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2010-05-18, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
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2010-05-18, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
So ignoring the fact that I have no idea what's going on in the above posts, I come here looking for some opinions, because I know you all got 'em, and they're pretty funny to read.
I'm looking to get a new mp3 player for my birthday, and here comes the question:
16 GB iTouch or 16 GB Zune HD?
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2010-05-18, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
I am but one man. But I am one with myself and with perfection.
I am one who sees through the maelstrom of fire and fury.
I am one who lives through the strife of war, everlasting.
I am one who sees men of valour born and broken.
I am one who toils tirelessly to ever greater works.
I am one who remains silent in the coming storm,
For I am prepared to do what I must, for those who cannot.
I am Byrnbot. And none shall escape my gaze.
And I am one man. What hope do you have?
Alternatively: Gunboat and Razorback equipped Civilian with a Homewrecker.
Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.
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2010-05-18, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
Originally Posted by TF2 Blog (All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be excruciating.)
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2010-05-18, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
THE JIBPOCALYPSE
CHAPTER ONE
The sun drenched the Eastern European cafe like a load of green crap onto an underpaid Nickelodeon kid's show host. Because it was outside, there was no shady corner to sit in, so for principle's sake I had to prop up a blanket and make a little personal brood-awning.
The contact crossed the parking lot, glancing about nervously and wiping the sweat from his brow. He was absolutely sweating buckets; sheets, literally sheets of perspiration were pouring off of this guy, forming rivers and estuaries that probably exist to this day. If he ever joined a sweatshop, the union would bust him for bringing his work home with him. I was mildly impressed, and not a little nauseated.
The contact adjusted his designer sunglasses, straightened his tie, and glanced around the cafe until he spotted me. Anxiously, he approached.
"You're the one they call Rutskarn."
"Only my friends," I said, pouring a shot straight from the bottle. "My enemies have different names for me. In Britain, the Chocolate Bandit. In Spain, El Gallo Caballero. In Japan, The Hawk That Preys on the Crippled Field Mouse. Also Buttksarn. I'm working on that one."
"Yes, just the man we need." He sat down at the table, then glanced at the cafe. "I, um, I don't see a waiter."
"Yeah, this place is closed on weekends. I bought this at the gas station." I shook my shot of Strawberry Fanta. "It's some powerful local liquor. You've probably never heard of it."
"Right, right." The man reached into his suit and pulled out a tablet PC, then placed it on the table in front of me. Luckily, the Dora the Explorer blanket kept the glare off of the screen, and it was easy to read. All too easy. There were big, captioned pictures and everything. At one point, it defined the word "convening" in the margins. I hate it when they do that.
"Well," I said. "You're right about one thing. It's Jibar. He's mobilizing."
"Yes, we know. Now...we need your advice. You used to be..."
"Partners," I said, blankly. "Yes. I used to be a member of his organization."
"Until?"
"Until I was no longer a member of his organization. What's done is done. What's past is past. I have other tautological definitions, should these ones fail to persuade you."
"No, no, that will suffice." The man leaned across the table, then winced, straightened, and starting wiping his hands and elbows off.
"Table's sticky," I said, helpfully. "Some tool spilled strawberry fanta on it."
"Yes, so I see." He hesitated, then pulled a few napkins out of the holder and put them down on the table. Then he leaned over it again.
"The question is: are you on board?"
I stared at the tablet for a long, long time--about eighteen seconds longer than is comfortable, which is exactly the point where they'll decide you didn't hear the question and open their mouth to repeat it, or ask if you heard them. That's when I cut in with:
"I'll need to get a team together. And I know just the people..."
---Feel free to take it from here, everyone--Last edited by Rutskarn; 2010-05-18 at 07:10 PM.
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2010-05-18, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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THE JIBPOCALIPSE
Chapter One point Five
"We'll need Emlyn, of the Hit clan. He is an angry soul, but a strong willed fighter," Rutskarn began, "I believe he is hunting down some dog or another in the Sahara. We'll also need the Djinn. I wouldn't trust anyone else with my life, and he has so far managed to stop anybody who tried with his skills."
At that, the suited man shifted uncomfortably, "Surely the Djinn is a myth; he's never been seen out of..."
"He exists. I met him not too long ago, exploring the abandoned Fortress at Batu Merah," Rutskarn continued, wringing out the remainder of his Fanta stained sleeve. "I am sure that we will need a medical expert on the team, and my old acquaintance Monarch, may be able to help us out. I last remember meeting Monarch working for the BLU company as a field medic.
"And finally, the best sniper I know of, Qwazes, is probably relaxing in some mansion or another, living the life from his contracts and assasinations. I guess the man needs a rest, but I'd rather not resort to talking to Byrn again."
"Why not this Byrn person?"
"He is a crazed gunman, who couldn't care less about the mission than picking a fight with anyone who would indulge him. He is too fond of gloating and far too inpatient."
Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.
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2010-05-18, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
My duplicate items, let me show you them
List of things xp194 has learnt today on Chocolate Hammer
Spoiler
1. xp194 can't play as
Medic
Scout
Heavy
Pyro
Soldier
Sniper
Engineer
Spy
MemodanDemoman
2. Dear gods Airblast is hard to remember.
3. Scouts do NOT use teleporters
4. Flamethrower + Shotty combo is actually pretty good.
5. xp194 is 'detriment' to team (aka: charging forward dun't work)
6. Umm...
7. That's pretty much itXBL & Steam ID: xp194
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2010-05-18, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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I wanna be on Team Jibar!
iTouch, definitely. You can play a ton of games on it while listening to music AND posting on these forums in the middle of the night!
Only duplicate I see is your Equalizers. You have two, which is two too many.Last edited by Volatar; 2010-05-18 at 07:07 PM.
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2010-05-18, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-18, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS
And the design goals that the Equaliser breaks:
Allowing clever Medics to charge Uber faster by healing hurt team-mates.
Allowing a player to know exactly what a class is capable of based on which weapon he has out.
Allowing a player to know exactly what a class is capable of based on its sillhouette.
Allowing a player to formulate their own heal order/pocket priority and stick to it.
Also if anyone is interested in playing Medic in a PUG comp. match: me and Emlyn have a spot free on tf2lobby.comBANG → !
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2010-05-18, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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