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    wink Crazy Belkar Theory #437.5

    Alright, since everyone else was doing it. The prophecy is as follows:

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    Belkar will draw his last breath-ever-before the end of the year.
    However. These are stick figures. When was the last time you saw them draw breath? When exhausted, or damaged.

    Therefore, all that will happen, is Belkar will, by the end of the year, never be exhausted or particularly damaged again.
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    Default Re: Crazy Belkar Theory #437.5

    My bets are still on undead, really its the best way to bring out another sigh from Roy.
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    Default Re: Crazy Belkar Theory #437.5

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Final_Stand View Post
    Alright, since everyone else was doing it. The prophecy is as follows:


    However. These are stick figures. When was the last time you saw them draw breath? When exhausted, or damaged.

    Therefore, all that will happen, is Belkar will, by the end of the year, never be exhausted or particularly damaged again.
    Not bad! My bets are on Belkar dying, short trip to nasty underworld, where the powers that be send him back because he's too obnoxious (or ambitious) to keep around.

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    *facepalm*

    What I want now is for Belkar to be killed in a very undignified and definitive way (falling anvil would be perfect), his body somehow lost, and him NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN in-comic (like Miko), so that this kind of threads stop having a reason to exist.
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    Default Re: Crazy Belkar Theory #437.5

    Quote Originally Posted by JoseB View Post
    *facepalm*

    What I want now is for Belkar to be killed in a very undignified and definitive way (falling anvil would be perfect), his body somehow lost, and him NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN in-comic (like Miko), so that this kind of threads stop having a reason to exist.
    ^ what he said.
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    Default Re: Crazy Belkar Theory #437.5

    Quote Originally Posted by JoseB View Post
    *facepalm*

    What I want now is for Belkar to be killed in a very undignified and definitive way (falling anvil would be perfect), his body somehow lost, and him NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN in-comic (like Miko), so that this kind of threads stop having a reason to exist.
    While I hardly agree with the sentiment expressed (see my sig line) I'm glad to see I'm not the only person who's capable of reading the comic and draw the obvious straightforward conclusion about what the prophecy means.
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    Default Re: Crazy Belkar Theory #437.5

    The Voice of Mod: Since you obviously know from the title that there are 437 other threads on this topic, you should know not to start another one.
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