Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)

[Form]

It gets and surprises me every time, and I set it up!

Erh, does that mean we should fear the forum rising up against its human masters?

[Rawhide]

Erh, does that mean we should fear the forum rising up against its human masters?

It has masters?

[Cogwheel]

It has masters?

The real question is what it has a master's in.

[Player_Zero]

The real question is what it has a master's in.

Being an internet forum? I mean, it's pretty good at it, it must have some qualifications.

[Phaedra]

Being an internet forum? I mean, it's pretty good at it, it must have some qualifications.

How elitist of you Maybe it went to the University of Life.

[Bacon Barbarian]

You poor, poor fool...

Besides, I've moved on to rewatching Welcome to NHK by now.

Still gets me. Every time...

Funny thing is that in the Real World, the NHK is Japan's leading news network ... ... But I guess that's explained in the plot ... Despite his conspiracy theories >.>

[Player_Zero]

You think it would've gotten this position without any qualifications? There's no way any amount of unskilled labour would capacitate it for this job.

Funnu thing is that in the Real World, the NHK is Japan's leading news network ... >.>

Duh.

Though it isn't solely a news network. It's similar to the BBC.

[Bacon Barbarian]

... Was just pointing it out ...

[Teddy]

Whee, I'm texting with my cousines' new cat sleeping in my lap. It's all cute and warm and cozy. Awww, kitty kitty kitty...

[Player_Zero]

Whee, I'm texting with my cousines' new cat sleeping in my lap. It's all cute and warm and cozy. Awww, kitty kitty kitty...

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[Bacon Barbarian]

Dogs > Cats

Puppy > Kitty

It's in the math

[Player_Zero]

Dogs > Cats

Puppy > Kitty

It's in the math

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[Phaedra]

You think it would've gotten this position without any qualifications? There's no way any amount of unskilled labour would capacitate it for this job.

Qualifications are just pieces of paper. Maybe it's got natural talent. Spent its days as a baby piece of software dreaming of the days when it could be a forum, practising in its room every night...

... Was just pointing it out ...

Zero is a snappy and angry man, don't get scared of him.

Whee, I'm texting with my cousines' new cat sleeping in my lap. It's all cute and warm and cozy. Awww, kitty kitty kitty...

I want a cat so bad. Stupid first floor flat that would be rubbish for a cat.

[Bacon Barbarian]

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I ... Uh ... Who is that?

Zero is a snappy and angry man, don't get scared of him.

Done

[Amiel]

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The last panel clearly represents a paid-for advertisement from the LovesubliminalmessageCatsAssociation.
Also, the panel has been blackened to censor what is surely shocking content; what is seen cannot be unseen.

[Dogmantra]

Well this is weird. Every single thread that's existed for a good while now appears as having unread messages. Yay.

[Thufir]

Dogs > Cats

Puppy > Kitty

HERETIC!

It's in the math

HERETIC!
Also, no full stop. I am disappoint.
Also, LIES.

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<3
Man, I really want a cat now...

[Player_Zero]

Zero is a snappy and angry man, don't get scared of him.

But you should be. You should be.

I ... Uh ... Who is that?

Harima Kenji. The man every man should aspire to be.

[SMEE]

I hereby decree that I'm pure, chaste and innocent.

And that the comic strip posted by the young and handsome Player Zero is awesome and heart warming.

[Cobalt]

It's in the math

HERETIC!

Never say 'math' around a British person. That 's' is crucial.

[Dogmantra]

Never say 'math' around a British person. That 's' is crucial.

Well obviously. It's not just one "math" after all. It's maths, plural.

I also had a rather weird dream last night. I dreamt that Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor on Doctor Who) became the Prime Minister. Then it turned out to be a hoax by a Belgian newspaper. All this was happening on a school trip to a theme park where all we were doing was going into the sewers.

[Amiel]

People should apply the full term whenever the word/subject is brought up in conversation. Mathematics is so much more badass.


Tomatoes: that's how it always starts

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[Dogmantra]

People should apply the full term whenever the word/subject is brought up in conversation. Mathematics is so much more badass.

But that's part of the acronym!
Everybody knows MATHS stands for Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

[Player_Zero]

Good BBC comedy, or best BBC comedy?

Actually, wait, there are millions of decent BBC comedies... Hmm... This requires investigation.

[Amiel]

But that's part of the acronym!
Everybody knows MATHS stands for Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

If the acronym contains a reiterative, then more work needs be done
Also, clearly it's Mildred and Thatties' Hat Stands; selling hats, of a vertical nature.

[Bacon Barbarian]

Harima Kenji. The man every man should aspire to be.

My computer has no sound. Some how, my dad broke it (when it was still his computer).

Never say 'math' around a British person. That 's' is crucial.

Fine, its in the mathematics

[Rawhide]

If the acronym contains a reiterative, then more work needs be done
Also, clearly it's Mildred and Thatties' Hat Stands; selling hats, of a vertical nature.

Recursive acronyms are fun. But that acronym isn't recursive, it would only be recursive if MATHS stood for MATHS Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

[Amiel]

Hence the emoticon, my good sir :)
Also, I wasn't talking about there being a recursive acronym (where indeed there isn't one), rather there being a repeated word (or part of the word); in this case math.

[Rawhide]

Hence the emoticon, my good sir :)
Also, I wasn't talking about there being a recursive acronym (where indeed there isn't one), rather there being a repeated word (or part of the word); in this case math.

Oh... You're saying that more work needs to be done to make it work, not that all acronyms like that are imperfect.

[CurlyKitGirl]

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*reluctant snip*

Aaaaaaaawwwwwww. That's beautiful and cute.
It makes me want another cat. Our Smudge is thirteen years old now, and though I dealy want another kitten Mum says we 'shouldn't' as Smudge's too old to tolerate another kitten.

Dogs > Cats

Puppy > Kitty

It's in the math

Cats are far better than dogs. Kittens are cuter than puppies unless they're those baby naked cats.

HERETIC!

. . .

HERETIC!
Also, no full stop. I am disappoint.
Also, LIES.

Theraputic isn't it?

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Man, I really want a cat now...

You're not alone.

Never say 'math' around a British person. That 's' is crucial.

I actually think that it should be 'math' as when abbreviating a word you shouldn't keep extra letters.
THerefore mathematics should be abbreviated to math.
I will concede that maths shounds much nicer than math though.

ANd speaking of cats, I now want to watch a Disney film. Preferably involving cats, but I don't want to watch The Lion KIng or Basil.
I'd like to see a bit of Abraham DeLacy Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley, O'Malley the Alley Cat.
But Dad's got it.

I want another cat. One, plus semi-adopting the other nine on the street just isn't enough.