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Want to join? Simple::

1. Wander aimlessly in.
2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader, Gordon
7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode! and have a nice DEATH!

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And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

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[happyturtle]

Darcy plugs in her fan and settles back down on the sofa in the new thread.

[Murkus]

Jack Empty waits patiently for Gordon's surely momentous return, counting his money one bag at a time. Looks like he's getting ready to call in some black-market contractors for those new base defenses.

Meanwhile, Dr. Rein is approaching the grey man, purpose in his step, hands seething with magical diseases.

[ThePhantom]

Momentous? Well, for Gordon it will be. For the others, well that's their choice.

Within the crater, the lava rises up in a bubble, as a very large mass heads for the surface. Then, the wall next to the crater is smashed to bits, with the majority of the rubble and smoke heading into the main room.

[Murkus]

Jack looks up to find the doctor approaching him. "Oh, hello Adrian! How are you doing? How's the kid?"

The doctor clenches his fists, narrowing his eyes at the hollow man. "Yochanan, if I were you, I wouldn't be mocking me right now."

"Please, doctor. Call me Ja-"

At which point Jack is interrupted by Gordon's reentrance. Exciting. Both of the men turn to this new occurrence, Dr. Rein coughing from the fumes.

[happyturtle]

"Dammit, Gordon, you said the sulphur fumes would stay OUTSIDE the base." Darcy says.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Ebon Mirror whips up a chill, death-scented wind to blow the fumes back into the heart of the valcano.

[ThePhantom]

As for what busted down the wall, yes its Gordon, however, not its not the Gordon of old.

As the smoke clears, A huge dragon, with azure scales, with the glow of magma between stares at the room. And I mean huge, his head alone is taller than Jack. With a swing of his tail, the rest of the wall is cleared away.

"What, no welcome back?"

[Murkus]

Even Jack looks a tad surprised, his eyebrows raising. "Well, I certainly did not see that coming. Welcome back, o glorious leader."

Dr. Rein staggers backwards at the reveal, rather stunned. "Your leader is a dragon?!" He exclaims.

[Lord Iames Osari]

"Now that is a surprising metamorphosis. I thought you said you were human, Gordon."

[ThePhantom]

"I was. This was the point of my ritual. Hihi hihi hihi."

Well, now his smile belongs on his face, its just bigger, and pointyer. Gordon walks all the way into the main room, wings close to his back.

[Murkus]

Dr. Rein swiftly regains his composure, trying to look like he's used to these things. In truth, he's a bit new to the wide world of the paranormal and powerful. He turns back to Jack, eyeing the dragon occasionally, and starts to speak.

Jack stands, and cuts him off. "Give me a few minutes, will you doctor? I know our business, and we'll get to it soon enough."

Dr. Rein, still rather flabbergasted, sits down. He doesn't really want to get between Jack and the dragon whilst they speak.

The hollow man approaches Gordon, looking up at the towering monster, grin unflinching. "So. Does this mean I don't get to keep your stuff?"

[Lord Iames Osari]

"Ahhhh. So it worked after all. I was under the impression it had been interrupted."

[ThePhantom]

"No, the only thing not being giving is leadership of AMEN."

Gordon looks at Mirror with eyes bigger than Mirror's head.

"I thought so too, but it turns out he only supercharged it."

[Murkus]

Jack waves a hand nonchalantly. "Eh, you can keep that. So... hm. You went through a ritual to become a dragon." Grin grows. "Just what are you going to do with all this power?"

The hollow man looks around. "I would offer you a seat, but I'm not sure we have one in your size."

[ThePhantom]

"Oh, we have one. The couch that's always here, it can change size."

Gordon lays on the couch, which somehow is big enough for him.

"As for what I'm going to, well, I think it would be better to wait so I don't have to say it so many times."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok glances at the dragon, his eyes wide with terror.

I umm...Oh, is that the TV money vualt calling me? I'd love to stay and welcome you back Gordon, but I've got umm...stuff to do. Bye!

H runs away towards the sofa wherever his new key goes to, intent on hiding away and watching TV couting monies instead of directly confronting his problems.

[D_Lord]

Fun over. I'm going back to my tv.

And the horror that sits and watchs, is gone again. You never really see it more back to it's normal spot, other than the fact that Rogar has weasels in his pants again.

[Murkus]

Jack shakes his head. "This base sure is convenient, ain't it?"

With that, Jack moves his special chair in front of the couch, flopping down and folding his hands together. "I'm ready whenever."

[ThePhantom]

"One moment."

Gordon reachs over and tries to pick Magtok up with his claws.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok is immediately caught, and meeps in terror.

Oh hi Gordon! Umm...Looks like my experimental theory on how to make your spell even better worked! Yes, that's exactly what I was doing!

[happyturtle]

Darcy doesn't find the death scented wind much of an improvement over the sulphur, and she's about to say so, when Gordon gets all Mag-grabby. "Hey! Nobody told me when I signed up that the boss was a pervert who couldn't keep his hands to himself!"

[ThePhantom]

Gordon brings Magtok up to eye level.

"You try something like that again, and I'll eat you. Understand?"

[Murkus]

Jack laughs a little at the various, hilarious goings-on. His gaze finds Darcy. "Oh, yes. The dragon is also quite the pervert." He says, still chuckling.

[happyturtle]

((Phantom, can you edit the title of the first post to have the [Nexus] tag at the start? ))

"So, was there a reason you did this, or do you just get a kick out of extreme body modification?"

[Lord Magtok]

Understood, your fire-breathing horrible scaliness.

Magtok attempts a salute, and then tries to wriggle free and run away to the hide in the money.

[ThePhantom]

Gordon glaces down at Darcy.

"A reason? How about being almost immune to standard range weapons, being a lot stronger, able to fly on my own power, and that's just for starters. Also, Jack."

Gordon's tail tries to loop around Jack, slightly crushing him. He also lets Magtok go.

[Murkus]

Jack is squeezed, taken completely by surprise. "Oh, what, really? I can't even poke a little fun?" He says, voice apparently unimpeded by the crushing. Though his grin recedes a bit. "What's your problem?"

[ThePhantom]

"Just test the tail out. You can take some crushing."

Gordon's tail looses and unloops around Jack.

"Now then. It is time for stage two of the plan for AMEN to hold a large part of the world. Which means, weakening the forces that would stand in our way. While I have some plans for that, I'd like to see what my follow AMENite would prefer to do."

[Murkus]

Jack pats himself, making sure his suit is still intact. "Yeah, yeah. I hope weapons testing doesn't become a regular habit on me, Gordie."

He sits back down. "Honestly, I'd prefer to hear your plans first. I can wait."