Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146

[Partof1]

Okay. Bear in mind I am not entirely sure, but I believe I just inhaled an apple cinnamon cheerio.

What I'm scared of is that I'm more worried about the act I am uncertain of something I should be able to discern, rather than that I may have unchewed cereal somewhere inside me.

[Perenelle]

Okay. Bear in mind I am not entirely sure, but I believe I just inhaled an apple cinnamon cheerio.

What I'm scared of is that I'm more worried about the act I am uncertain of something I should be able to discern, rather than that I may have unchewed cereal somewhere inside me.

I.... uhh... what?

How did this happen?

[PJ the Epic]

That was my second guess!! *apologetic huggles*

Thats good though, I prefer woodwinds anyway.

*hmmmph* Brass. I mean really. Anyway, are you allowed to share your show topic?

Okay. Bear in mind I am not entirely sure, but I believe I just inhaled an apple cinnamon cheerio.

What I'm scared of is that I'm more worried about the act I am uncertain of something I should be able to discern, rather than that I may have unchewed cereal somewhere inside me.

Ouch?

[Partof1]

Well, I was sitting eating cheerios, and I may have inhaled and/or swallowed whole a cheerio.

Near as I can tell, I half inhaled, but managed to not choke and rather just swalloed it.

Either way, cheerios are abrasive when not chewed, though less painful than corn chips.

[PJ the Epic]

Well, I was sitting eating cheerios, and I may have inhaled and/or swallowed whole a cheerio.

Near as I can tell, I half inhaled, but managed to not choke and rather just swalloed it.

Either way, cheerios are abrasive when not chewed, though less painful than corn chips.

Are you coughing profusely? If not, you probably just swallowed it whole.

[CurlyKitGirl]

It was always a pretty neat experience. Like, if I focused a bit and thought the right way, I could be Sherlock Holmes. Spotting all the details...

Also, I iust flashed back to Shipping and as a result your faux-smiley transformed into :smallTwoBit: in my head.

I think I started my faux smilies there. I miss TwoBit.
And I've completely decided to steal that idea from you.
:smallRHL:

Ah, memories.

Nostalgia you will be the death of me...

CRIIIIIIIISSSSTTTOOOOO!
*glomp hugs*
You. Stay.
Please?
:smallkittencateyes:

Also, I can't get over giggling at the idea of you and Koorly as Holmes and Watson.

And now I'm imagining it...

Besides, you and Koorly as Zombie Holmes and Zombie Femme-Watson would be even more priceless.

...Or would she be Zombie Femme Moriarty?

Holmes and Watson eh?
Well I am on a Holmes binge at the moment . . . plus I can totally imagine it. Giggleworthy.
Thufir in his little deerstalker hat and Inverness (and I know that's canonically inaccurate as he only wore it once or twice in the countryside, but it's iconic) and me as.
As.
Watson.
It would be an amusing twist on the deity/high priest relationship.
But then again, Moriarty does offer the title Napoleon of Crime.
Then again, Thufir would have to kill me.

Zombie Femme Watson it is then. No. Zombie Femme Moriarty. Think of the sheer levels of UST added to the UST of the novels.
o.O

EDIT NOTE:
The S of UST is subiective, I'm undecided myself, but there's a fair bit of obsession between the two, so gender-flipping one of them could easily create actual UST to add to UT(SOO).

[Partof1]

Are you coughing profusely? If not, you probably just swallowed it whole.

Yeah, probably, but did you have to counter my hyperbole with your logic?

[PJ the Epic]

Yeah, probably, but did you have to counter my hyperbole with your logic?

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Logic is the only way.

[Perenelle]

*hmmmph* Brass. I mean really. Anyway, are you allowed to share your show topic?

The show title is called "2 Sides to Every Story" and its pretty much about how two opposites come together to make one. There's a lot of symmetrical patterns and such in the show. We have four songs, and the first song has its own kind of theme, the second song is a different theme, the third song is a kind of transition, and the fourth song is a kind of combined first and second song.

Its pretty nifty.

what about yours?

[PJ the Epic]

It's called "The Iron Road". It's about the Transconntinental Railroad being built. The first song is about laying track, the second about the two rival train companies, the third about the race they had towards Promontory Point, the forth about the Golden Spike, and the last about the first transconntinental trip. It's really fun and almost Jazz/Bluesy.

[Partof1]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Logic is the only way.

A powerful way? Aye.

The only way? My froggy on a trampoline tied to a moon shoe disagrees.

[Perenelle]

It's called "The Iron Road". It's about the Transconntinental Railroad being built. The first song is about laying track, the second about the two rival train companies, the third about the race they had towards Promontory Point, the forth about the Golden Spike, and the last about the first transconntinental trip. It's really fun and almost Jazz/Bluesy.

that sounds really cool. Jazzy marching band shows are pretty fun to watch.

How many people are in your band? We're pretty small, we have about 45 I believe.

[PJ the Epic]

We have 88. We're medium sized.

[Perenelle]

We have 88. We're medium sized.

ahh, lucky duck. the biggest band I've been a part of had 50 people.
But little bands can still do a lot.

[Cristo Meyers]

CRIIIIIIIISSSSTTTOOOOO!
*glomp hugs*
You. Stay.
Please?
:smallkittencateyes:

As if I could resist you, madame.

I've been trying to spend some more time around, since most of my friends are here or otherwise online.

[Coidzor]

Holmes and Watson eh?
Well I am on a Holmes binge at the moment . . . plus I can totally imagine it. Giggleworthy.
Thufir in his little deerstalker hat and Inverness (and I know that's canonically inaccurate as he only wore it once or twice in the countryside, but it's iconic) and me as.
As.
Watson.
It would be an amusing twist on the deity/high priest relationship.
But then again, Moriarty does offer the title Napoleon of Crime.
Then again, Thufir would have to kill me.

Zombie Femme Watson it is then. No. Zombie Femme Moriarty. Think of the sheer levels of UST added to the UST of the novels.
o.O

hehe, so you see it too, eh? I'm glad we're in agreement here, then.

And there's... all kinds of ways one can be killed or die. I mean, there's killing with kindness, and... other smaller deaths...

[Dogmantra]

So, it's GCSE results day and like almost every single other 16 year old today, I dreamt that I did really badly. "Doing really badly" consisted of failing Additional Maths, y'know, the one subject I already got my result for. My bad dreams don't even make one bit of sense.

[Archonic Energy]

Holmes and Watson eh?
Well I am on a Holmes binge at the moment . . . plus I can totally imagine it. Giggleworthy.
Thufir in his little deerstalker hat and Inverness (and I know that's canonically inaccurate as he only wore it once or twice in the countryside, but it's iconic) and me as.
As.
Watson.
It would be an amusing twist on the deity/high priest relationship.
But then again, Moriarty does offer the title Napoleon of Crime.
Then again, Thufir would have to kill me.

Zombie Femme Watson it is then. No. Zombie Femme Moriarty. Think of the sheer levels of UST added to the UST of the novels.
o.O

and suddenly i'm thinking about this again

[Thufir]

I think I started my faux smilies there. I miss TwoBit.
And I've completely decided to steal that idea from you.
:smallRHL:

But... transforming back in the other direction... that would be :smalllust:. You're lusting after something/someone?

Holmes and Watson eh?
Well I am on a Holmes binge at the moment . . . plus I can totally imagine it. Giggleworthy.
Thufir in his little deerstalker hat and Inverness (and I know that's canonically inaccurate as he only wore it once or twice in the countryside, but it's iconic) and me as.
As.
Watson.
It would be an amusing twist on the deity/high priest relationship.
But then again, Moriarty does offer the title Napoleon of Crime.
Then again, Thufir would have to kill me.

Zombie Femme Watson it is then. No. Zombie Femme Moriarty. Think of the sheer levels of UST added to the UST of the novels.
o.O

EDIT NOTE:
The S of UST is subiective, I'm undecided myself, but there's a fair bit of obsession between the two, so gender-flipping one of them could easily create actual UST to add to UT(SOO).

So, we rewrite everything after The Final Problem. Have it as originally intended, we both died.
Then we returned as zombies and eloped.

hehe, so you see it too, eh? I'm glad we're in agreement here, then.

And there's... all kinds of ways one can be killed or die. I mean, there's killing with kindness, and... other smaller deaths...

Le

[Quincunx]

My weekend is booked. [EDIT: Although it may be worthwhile if that welder-sculptor brings his Yoda sculpture with the sparkplug fingers.]

[Phase]

I find my activity posting on this site exists in peaks and valleys. Sometimes I don't post anything for days, sometimes I go on a posting spree.

You could say that I "Go Postal"

Dear lord that was horrible kill me now.

[Dragonrider]

Because if that's the case, it's either A. the product of having a body-type not supported by jeans manufacturers (see, my ex girlfriend who was almost 6' but had a waist size generally only seen in petites) or B. they intentionally cut them so the knees wear out necessitating higher turnover of sales.

Heh. I have slightly the opposite issue - being quite short and quite curvy. They make special retail clothes titled "curvy" (aka You Have a Fat Butt) but they only come in plus sizes and I am too small for those. It's a proportion thing, not an overall size thing.

What you get is what you can get, but red velvet in ieans is gorgeous. Try trawling as many shops as you can, sometimes in specialist fabric hops you can get special orders or special discounts ordering directly through them. I've only done it once or twice, mostly for relatives.

Well, for practice yesterday I bought two pairs of jeans from the thrift store for a total of $4. One were size 5 things with a waist I liked (I haven't been size 5 since I was sixteen) and the other were hideous twelve-foot-tall pink denim things. But the pink denim was quite cool. So I used that for the sides, and then I looked at them and realized that since they were going to be hopelessly branded as hippie pants, I might as well go the full nine yards and make them bell-bottoms too. So I added gores (triangular panels) as well and now they are the hugest bell-bottoms in my career of making bell-bottoms, that is to say, ginormous.

I really should start making clothes again, I've only really made a pair of ieans, and a funky hat. I think the biggest detriment is the complete lack of sewing machine or anything but the most basic sewing kit.

I'm lucky my mum's a quilter, we have two sewing machines, and I'm seriously considering taking one with me when I go to school. Though maybe I'll wait and take it next time I come home for a break, since I have enough stuff to cart over as it is.

Okay. Bear in mind I am not entirely sure, but I believe I just inhaled an apple cinnamon cheerio.

Very good. I applaud your taste in cereal.

I find my activity posting on this site exists in peaks and valleys. Sometimes I don't post anything for days, sometimes I go on a posting spree.

You could say that I "Go Postal"

Dear lord that was horrible kill me now.

*stabs*

I do the same thing. This is a peak right now.

The other day I came up with an entertaining RB title thread but I know I'm not going to get the chance to use it simply because I'm not here enough.

[Dr. Bath]

I find my activity posting on this site exists in peaks and valleys. Sometimes I don't post anything for days, sometimes I go on a posting spree.

You could say that I "Go Postal"

Dear lord that was horrible kill me now.

Hmm. No I refuse.

It would throw my tidal calculations right off! h(θ)=(M_moonr_E⁴)/(M_Ea³) (3/2 cosθ - 1/2) you know! And if I didn't know M_moon anymore it would be unsolvable!

UNSOLVABLE.

[KuReshtin]

My weekend is booked. [EDIT: Although it may be worthwhile if that welder-sculptor brings his Yoda sculpture with the sparkplug fingers.]

That looks awesome.

[InaVegt]

On the topic of zombies.

[CurlyKitGirl]

As if I could resist you, madame.

I've been trying to spend some more time around, since most of my friends are here or otherwise online.

Yay. We could always use more Cristo.

hehe, so you see it too, eh? I'm glad we're in agreement here, then.

And there's... all kinds of ways one can be killed or die. I mean, there's killing with kindness, and... other smaller deaths...

I'm torn beyween sighing and giggling in an infantile fashion.
But I do see the possibilities with ZF Sherlock and ZF Moriarty.

So, it's GCSE results day and like almost every single other 16 year old today, I dreamt that I did really badly. "Doing really badly" consisted of failing Additional Maths, y'know, the one subject I already got my result for. My bad dreams don't even make one bit of sense.

It's GCSE results day? Huh. Did it go well?

and suddenly i'm thinking about this again

That's not a funny sketch. It's sad, especially "I know Iohn."

But... transforming back in the other direction... that would be :smalllust:. You're lusting after something/someone?

Or :smallRHL: could be :smallcreepy:, or simply act as a summoning spell. Hopefully.

So, we rewrite everything after The Final Problem. Have it as originally intended, we both died.
Then we returned as zombies and eloped.

I could so do that!
Rewrite The Final Problem, mostly the last third; and then it'll necessitate a total rewrite of The Empty House. At least we know why Watson faints.
I think I could honestly do that.
Is it odd that I really think I could do that? And then post it.

Heh. I have slightly the opposite issue - being quite short and quite curvy. They make special retail clothes titled "curvy" (aka You Have a Fat Butt) but they only come in plus sizes and I am too small for those. It's a proportion thing, not an overall size thing.

Yes. Exactly, Short and curvy do not mix. You can go petite, but end up with uncomfortable hips. If you go normal and get ones that fit in the hip you have inches to cut off and hem up.

Well, for practice yesterday I bought two pairs of jeans from the thrift store for a total of $4. One were size 5 things with a waist I liked (I haven't been size 5 since I was sixteen) and the other were hideous twelve-foot-tall pink denim things. But the pink denim was quite cool. So I used that for the sides, and then I looked at them and realized that since they were going to be hopelessly branded as hippie pants, I might as well go the full nine yards and make them bell-bottoms too. So I added gores (triangular panels) as well and now they are the hugest bell-bottoms in my career of making bell-bottoms, that is to say, ginormous.

They sound amazing. Any pictures?
Aah, I'm bored, so I think I'll try and do that. I'll fail utterly as I only have a few needles and no expertise at all.

I'm lucky my mum's a quilter, we have two sewing machines, and I'm seriously considering taking one with me when I go to school. Though maybe I'll wait and take it next time I come home for a break, since I have enough stuff to cart over as it is.

If you take it it'll be verrrrrry heavy. You'd also have to consider how often you're likely to use it.

The other day I came up with an entertaining RB title thread but I know I'm not going to get the chance to use it simply because I'm not here enough.

You could try coming back in two days. But can we hear the amusing title anyway?
Please?

[Dogmantra]

It's GCSE results day? Huh. Did it go well?

Depends. Is 6 A*s and 4 As good? And Additional Maths A, but I got that result a couple of days ago.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Depends. Is 6 A*s and 4 As good?

Yes.
Yes it is.

Little Sister was meant to pick up her GCSEs today, but she didn't. Because she slept in.

[Tasroth]

So, I dropped the dish I was using to re-heat my dinner onto the plate and the plate broke. Having transferred the food to a different plate, I now find I'm trying to eat small bits of... well, whatever the plates are made of.

This is not good.

[Dogmantra]

Yes.
Yes it is.

Then I guess it did go well.

Also hopefully Little Sister won't have the same problem with English Literature I had. They got my grade wrong, despite the fact it was obviously not the one they'd said (for serious, which exam is easy enough that dropping 4% of marks drops you the top grade?). Sometimes I wonder if we shouldn't be grading the exam boards.