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2010-11-14, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Yeah, I did the opening crates thing. Got a Jarate and a Homewrecker. Yay.
Don’t date the sane ones, they’ll only make you crazy. Date the really insane ones but never let them know where you live or work.
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2010-11-14, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
I opened two crates... and have only ever gotten paint. So now I just unload all my crates to my friend. He's gotten 4-5 Unusuals now, and just gives them to people. I can't stand the crates taking up inventory space though, so...
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2010-11-14, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
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2010-11-14, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-11-14, 10:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Surikesu shot me an invite to the l4d2 group, so all's well.
On the subject of crates, I just give them all to a friend of mine who wants them/knows people who want them.
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2010-11-14, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
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2010-11-14, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Ingredients
2oz Djinn
5oz Water
1 Lime Wedge
Instructions
Pour Djinn and tonic water into a glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Garnish with lime wedge. Serve.
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2010-11-14, 11:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
While ordinarily the Arbiter of ChHa would have the last say in this matter, Kainozzo (henceforth referred to as "my client" for reasons which will become apparent) cannot give away the name "Kainozzo" for the simple fact that my client has not owned this name since early 2010. The actual owner of the name, is in fact myself. The name was given to me by my client as part payment for services rendered. Different accounts present different ideas about what the services rendered were, ranging from full blown party time to merely being a frood, but that is not applicable in this matter. The following EXTREMELY AUTHENTIC chat logs taken from Valve's STEAM program between myself and my client prove beyond a doubt that I own the name.
[Yhiddy] Dogmantra: Don't worry about the money now, you can pay me later.
Kainozzo: I won't have money later.
[Yhiddy] Dogmantra: In that case, how about something of equal value?
Kainozzo: All I have to my name is the clothes I'm wearing and a penchant for cheese. Neither of which would be convenient to send you.
[Yhiddy] Dogmantra: Hold on!
[Yhiddy] Dogmantra: Your name! You could give me your name.
Kainozzo: That's a good idea.
[Yhiddy] Dogmantra: Repeat after me then: "I, Kainozzo, give Dogmantra the full ownership of the name 'Kainozzo' in all matters, as payment in part for services rendered. I fully understand the implications of this deal and accept them fully. I may continue to use the name until further notice at which point I will entirely cease use of it."
Kainozzo: I, Kainozzo, give Dogmantra the full ownership of the name 'Kainozzo' in all matters, as payment in part for services rendered. I fully understand the implications of this deal and accept them fully. I may continue to use the name until further notice at which point I will entirely cease use of it.
[Yhiddy] Dogmantra: Awesome :D
So, as you see, you cannot have won the name "Kainozzo" from my client, as it was not his to offer in the first place. And since I am apparently all members of the court now, I find you guilty of using my name without permission and sentence you to a year of owning the closest substitute to the name you were offered: "I like wearing women's clothing" and damn well liking it.
Thank you.BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-11-14, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Opened two crates today, got me a Bushwhacka and a Homewrecker. I was SO HAPPY
SpoilerOn behalf of YoSaffBridge, a collected gent who also hails from the UK, I would like to apologize for the time (times?) he told your lovely children that they were possessed by El Diablo. He has his own issues to work out, and occasionally suffers from the honest delusion that small children are demons. Plus, he’s a bastard. I guess that’s not really an excuse, but I did say these would be sincere.
Steam Name: [ChHa]YoSaffBridge
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2010-11-14, 12:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
The judge sees this as true.
And since I am apparently all members of the court now, I find you guilty of using my name without permission and sentence you to a year of owning the closest substitute to the name you were offered: "I like wearing women's clothing" and damn well liking it.
This court does not consider "I like wearing women's clothing" a name of equal or greater value, and thus the currently un-named must find an acceptable substitute, to the satisfaction of Imposter.
Ingredients
2oz Djinn
5oz Water
1 Lime Wedge
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Pour Djinn and tonic water into a glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Garnish with lime wedge. Serve.
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2010-11-14, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Hold It! I have irrefutable proof critical to this case, right here!
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2010-11-14, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
How does the court NOT consider the value of this name, which promotes peace, mutual understanding, and broadens our narrow view as to the concept of a person's individuality, to be good enough for Imposter?
I find myself at the position to sue this court for discrimination. I'm appalled by the fact that you would disregard the job done on this name, yet there are no constitutional laws that rule such name to be any worse than 'Kainozzo'!
I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, my current name is Kainozzo. Kainozzo is a monster, Fiend of Water, from Final Fantasy 4. But Kainozzo is also supposedly a human. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a human want to identify himself with one of the lamest bosses in the game? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm representing my own case in the court for the rights to my current name, and I'm talking about monsters! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Kainozzo is a human, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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2010-11-14, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
HOLD IT!
As a "well-respected" "lawyer" with "several degrees", I'm going to take Imposter's case pro bono.
Your Honor, I'd like to call the court's attention to the fact that the other party in my client's duel, while improperly using the name 'Kainozzo' during the duel, goes by the moniker 'Winthur' on these boards. The plaintiff has two names! As Kainozzo was not his name to use, I propose my client be allowed to claim the name Winthur, if he so chooses.
Also, I'd like it stated for the record that the Fiend of Water in Final Fantasy 4 is in fact Cagnazzo.Last edited by Fawkes; 2010-11-14 at 12:31 PM.
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2010-11-14, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
I would like to counter the assertion that "Winthur" be given to Imposter, as it is also not my client's to give. You will remember that I mentioned I received the name "Kainozzo" in part payment for services rendered, and the remaining debt was cleared when my client gave me his other name, "Winthur". I unfortunately lost this name in a night of poker. Heavy drinking may or may have been involved. Thus, the real owner of the name "Winthur" is actually the Queen of England. She bet the Crown Jewels, you know.
Last edited by Dogmantra; 2010-11-14 at 12:32 PM.
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-11-14, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Last edited by Jahkaivah; 2010-11-14 at 12:33 PM.
Steamname: Atheist God, if you're lucky.
Originally Posted by Jibar
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2010-11-14, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
HOLD IT!
The name of the Fiend of Water in Final Fantasy 4 can be spelled in many ways, including Kainozzo! This is because it's merely a transliteration of his Japanese name!
Due to the way this name has its basis and is a homage to the character, this is completely irrelevant!
I'd like to issue a counterproposal. I'd like Mr. Imposter to drop all charges, and I will supply him with ice cream.
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2010-11-14, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Unfortunately, I have been spoken with my lawyer and am forced to decline your offer. Furthermore, if the defendant and his defense do not provide legal documents and/or a written statement from the Queen, I will be forced to file charges of fraud. Also, I request that all names in a state of debated ownership* be temporarily seized by the court for safekeeping until such a time as ownership of the monikers is established.
*These names are currently "Kainozzo", "Winthur", and "I like wearing women's clothing"
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2010-11-14, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
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2010-11-14, 01:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Got Left 4 Dead 2. Though this will be the first time playing it, so I will be quite noobish.
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2010-11-14, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
OBJECTION!
The name Winthur is indeed in a state of debated ownership. According to your own lawyer, the name is the property of one the Queen of England, who has not provided any sort of proof of ownership, or indeed laid forth any claim herself.
My client is simply trying to claim what he was promised. YOU, on the other hand, agreed to a duel over names, when it has become increasingly obvious that you did not have a single name to your name, and instead attempted to pass off a poor substitute as your name.
Your Honor, my client has been gravely wronged. He is owed a name. If the accused cannot provide one, we will have to seek alternative payment. Possibly something along the lines of a firstborn son.
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2010-11-14, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-11-14, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
In response to the various OBJECTIONs and HOLD ITs being tossed around this thread, Byrnbot and associated computing networks propose a plan they feel would be acceptable by all parties involved:
The defendent, formerly known as Kainozzo, must duel Imposter for the right to his name in a Heavy Showdown whilst on the drugs setting of the ChHa server.
The victorious party shall hold rights to both their name, and the name of the defeated.
This will be arbitrated by two independant, neutral parties.
In the case that this deal is not acceptable, Byrnbot and associates are offering a complimentary bullet to the brain/intelligence core of the participants.
Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.
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2010-11-14, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-11-14, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
I am in ownership of a name which I have long given up. I don't think that anyone would enjoy going by 'Lilplinka,' but I would be entirely willing to donate it to those Poor Irishe Nameless folks in need.
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2010-11-14, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.
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2010-11-14, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
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2010-11-14, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
Writings and ramblings would be here. Get it out of my head, and into yours.
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2010-11-14, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise
I'll ask.
Your Honor, I'd like to call a quick recess.
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2010-11-14, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-11-14, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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