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    Because i'm a masochistic workaholic, and to make up for last posts natter, I present even moar demotivational posters, and I still have to go make my round in the dungeons and dreamboats thread, yaaayohgodsomeonepleasekillmenow.


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    Wouldn't that all be the same natural weapon?
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    Same type of natural weapon, maybe. But you can have more than one of each 'type' of natural attack. Look at the great cats in the SRD. Most of them have 2 claws. And Aberrations can have even weirder numbers.
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    Right, my first batch of home-made, freshly baked demotivators;here goes!
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    Who, or what is Jason fighting there?

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    A common japanese stock character.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wardog View Post
    Who, or what is Jason fighting there?
    Sadako/Samara from Ringu/The Ring, I believe. Or Ella.

    Edit: Oh spoosh, there's an Ella vs Freddy match, but no Ella vs Jason match. That would've been perfect(and yes, Jason is in mugen too.)

    Oh, and because youtube refuses to play for 5 seconds without freezing for 5 minutes straight for me, I can't actually find a video that has her awesome special attacks, such as having a shower fall on the opponent, and then her getting stab-happy on them a la Psycho.
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    If you've seen this movie, you know what I mean
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    Let's see if I can get away with this.
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    Let's see if I can get away with this.
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    WOW, that image is DEFINITELY NSFW. Hopefully no one else has trained eyes, or you would be banned instantly for posting something that hardcore!

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    Been there, fought that, died horribly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Choco View Post
    WOW, that image is DEFINITELY NSFW. Hopefully no one else has trained eyes, or you would be banned instantly for posting something that hardcore!

    Also, I just have to post this....
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    Just a heads up, Danbooru and Sankaku complex both have some great stuff on them and can be good tools for finding a pic you're looking for. They both also have a fair amount of extremely NSFW content. Someone had mentioned in the thread that there are some NSFW adverts, but some of the content probably puts those ads to shame.

    Some great stuff there, and not a big deal... just don't want to see someone at work or in the same room as their parents accidentally stumble over some gnarly tentacle pic or something without knowing the site has that content.
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    Can't Let it go without its counterpart:
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    I was inspired:
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    Not mine, hope you like as much as I do. Sorry for any duplicates:
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    That's why there's Safebooru.

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    Ah the Barbarian. I wish more of the characters in Diablo II made it like he did. Breaks my heart to hear the Paladin went insane or something.
    "Reach down into your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival. Honor. Glory. But what about those who feel it's their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon, and in the end, they'll retain what the others won't. Their humanity."

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    The diablo barbarian is epic. Sooo epic. I completely forgot that the old characters would be getting story ties now... but it makes sense after what happened to the rogue, the mage, and the warrior...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miscast_Mage View Post
    What is this one from?

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    Made some more:
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    That second one I learned from personal experience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante & Vergil View Post
    What is this one from?
    The Visual Novel/Anime/Manga Fate/Stay Night.

    (That's a guy, BTW.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arbane View Post
    (That's a guy, BTW.)
    Yeah, I was kinda disappointed when I found that out. When I first saw the picture I was like, "Woohoo! Female empowerment!" and then when I started to search more, I realised the character was, indeed, a man. Damn you, internet! Let me have my full-plate clad warrior women(and no, steel-plated lingerie and breastplates with cleavage window don't count)!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miscast_Mage View Post
    Yeah, I was kinda disappointed when I found that out. When I first saw the picture I was like, "Woohoo! Female empowerment!" and then when I started to search more, I realised the character was, indeed, a man. Damn you, internet! Let me have my full-plate clad warrior women(and no, steel-plated lingerie and breastplates with cleavage window don't count)!
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    She's still got clearly defined breast outlines on the front plate, which would deflect blows inwards towards the centre of her body. Still impractically feminine armour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliomance View Post
    She's still got clearly defined breast outlines on the front plate, which would deflect blows inwards towards the centre of her body. Still impractically feminine armour.
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    Well, that one is a fault that is only obvious to people who know quite a bit about armor. Really bad armor is obvious to everyone.
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    Still better than most. But, for more, see the appropriate thread.

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    Morph Bark, have a feminism cookie.
    Nom nom!

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    How's this for female armor, then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    Still better than most. But, for more, see the appropriate thread.
    Which thread would that be Serpentine?
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    The thread for showing pictures of pretty people - Dungeons and Dreamboats.

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