Im not a .....

[Loki Eremes]

I just want to find something that my google-fu skills havent reached.

Sometime ago, internet introduced my to the famous rules of anime.

Between them, Rule 63: GenderBending. "There exists a female version of any given male character"


Now, after playing Metal Gear Solid 3 some weeks ago (the first and only MG I played up to now so avoid spoilers if necessary) my final toughs were: Wow, snake is badass, but ocelot was so friggin cool.
After some train of toughs later i was searching images from both of them and ended up with rule 63, and there the problem originated.

I found so far little few images about them, and ocelot its the worst.

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So, i call forth your skills on this matter and see their fruits
Please, post any (non-forum rule breaking image) Ocelot and/or Snake image you found that meets the Genderbending rule.

[The Blackbird]

I just want to find something that my google-fu skills havent reached.

Sometime ago, internet introduced my to the famous rules of anime.

Between them, Rule 63: GenderBending. "There exists a female version of any given male character"


Now, after playing Metal Gear Solid 3 some weeks ago (the first and only MG I played up to now so avoid spoilers if necessary) my final toughs were: Wow, snake is badass, but ocelot was so friggin cool.
After some train of toughs later i was searching images from both of them and ended up with rule 63, and there the problem originated.

I found so far little few images about them, and ocelot its the worst.

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So, i call forth your skills on this matter and see their fruits
Please, post any (non-forum rule breaking image) Ocelot and/or Snake image you found that meets the Genderbending rule.

The MGS origins of internet porn.
Big Boss: Hey, Ocelot.

Ocelot: Yeah Boss?

Big Boss: I was looking on the internet and found something really strange.

Ocelot: Uh-huh...

Big Boss: It was a picture of us making out...

Ocelot: Yeah... What about it?

Big Boss: It's in your crappy art style.

Ocelot: ...

Big Boss: ...

Seriously though, I probably won't join you in this hunt but might I suggest a fan site for this sort of thing. Deviantart might also do you well.

[Moff Chumley]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but DevArt is probably your best bet here.

[Loki Eremes]

I would probably dont care about ocelot & snake in female form making out xD
but DevArt sold out its resources...

It got plenty of good art about them, but no rule 63.

[Fawkes]

Somehow, the insistence that you're not a pervert makes this creepier.

[Trog]

*a troglodyte pokes his head into the thread*

At last a place where Trog can fit i-

...

oh...

"not a" ... uh.

Read that wrong. >>

*awkward silence*

*leaves*

[CrimsonAngel]

Trog! Come back!

[Moff Chumley]

Somehow, the insistence that you're not a pervert makes this creepier.

Yeah... it's not the most tasteful thread name I've ever seen.

[Loki Eremes]

there, name changed, now go out there and find me some female revolver ocelot xD

[Fawkes]

[Loki Eremes]

well, that will certainly kill my libido for the next couple of days...

[Telonius]

Yeah... it's not the most tasteful thread name I've ever seen.

Honestly, I was wondering if this wasn't a thread about the Myth series or webcomic...

[AsteriskAmp]

Ok, I MIGHT do the art you request.



But never again, this is a one time only drawing of this kind the I'll make.
I already feel perverted for thinking about drawing this.

[Loki Eremes]

Ok, I MIGHT do the art you request.



But never again, this is a one time only drawing of this kind the I'll make.
I already feel perverted for thinking about drawing this.

Hey... I really thank you...but

..why?
Feeling perverted for drawing a girl that resembles another character?
why anything that have to do with girls is somesort considered perverted?


I will certainly be gratefull if some people that read this thread will stop wondering and criticizing without a reason.

[AsteriskAmp]

Hey... I really thank you...but

..why?
Feeling perverted for drawing a girl that resembles another character?
why anything that have to do with girls is somesort considered perverted?


I will certainly be gratefull if some people that read this thread will stop wondering and criticizing without a reason.

Drawing to characters as members of the opposite sex and having them kissing.
I never thought I would do this until I was in college and broke, I would then probably end up giving up my artistic integrity and drawing whatever was requested to me for money by fellow students.

As for just genderbending, I won't give my stance as it's closely related to many other not-forum friendly topics.

[Moff Chumley]

As something an aging, washed out musician who was a member of REO Speedwagon for their least successful album told me, "Artistic integrity is great until the only way to be able to move out of your cardboard box is a toothpaste commercial jingle".

Anyhow, OP, I have another rule for you. Rule 34. I think that'll sum up any squeamishness in this thread nicely.

[AsteriskAmp]

As something an aging, washed out musician who was a member of REO Speedwagon for their least successful album told me, "Artistic integrity is great until the only way to be able to move out of your cardboard box is a toothpaste commercial jingle".

Anyhow, OP, I have another rule for you. Rule 34. I think that'll sum up any squeamishness in this thread nicely.

Somehow that guy sounds a lot like Charlie from Two and a Half men.

[Loki Eremes]

Drawing to characters as members of the opposite sex and having them kissing.
I never thought I would do this until I was in college and broke, I would then probably end up giving up my artistic integrity and drawing whatever was requested to me for money by fellow students.

As for just genderbending, I won't give my stance as it's closely related to many other not-forum friendly topics.

Ive NEVER asked for kissing, even less sexual material nor "few clothes on" pictures.



I just asked to find MG genderbended pictures because i would love using them to give image to my NPCs.

If you do it for fun, i appreciate it. If you considerate drawing a woman "not-forum friendly topic" im no one to say anything.

[AsteriskAmp]

Ive NEVER asked for kissing, even less sexual material nor "few clothes on" pictures.



I just asked to find MG genderbended pictures because i would love using them to give image to my NPCs.

If you do it for fun, i appreciate it. If you considerate drawing a woman "not-forum friendly topic" im no one to say anything.

That strangely enough makes it somewhat harder as I draw maguesque style (Very similar to the one you posted) and a lot less squickier.

As for sexual content, I don't even know how to do that, I have no references and am not willing to search for them.

[Moff Chumley]

Somehow that guy sounds a lot like Charlie from Two and a Half men.

That guy is a walking encyclopedia of cliches and pathetic stories. My favorite one:

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He used to play in Sammy Hagar's solo band, prior to Hagar joining Van Halen. Hagar was a pretty awful bandleader, apparently, and cheated his band out of a lot of money. Still, it payed the bills. Then, Hagar goes up to the band and says "Welp, I just got a call from Eddie Van Halen. It's been fun, guys." And then everyone was unemployed for a while. Needless to say, this guy wasn't very thrilled with Hagar. Now, after Hagar gets fired from Van Halen, he calls up this guy. "Yeeeeeeeeeeah, I got fired. Wanna be a Waborita?" Because only Sammy Hagar would name his backing band the Waboritas. This guy wants to refuse, but he's completely broke, so he signs up again. The pay is even worse this time, and he ends up getting fired AGAIN when Sammy Hagar joins Chickenfoot.

Now he owns a second-rate music store in a crummy little suburb.

[Loki Eremes]

i just posted that image because was the only one i found about the topic...jeez.

[AsteriskAmp]

That guy is a walking encyclopedia of cliches and pathetic stories. My favorite one:

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He used to play in Sammy Hagar's solo band, prior to Hagar joining Van Halen. Hagar was a pretty awful bandleader, apparently, and cheated his band out of a lot of money. Still, it payed the bills. Then, Hagar goes up to the band and says "Welp, I just got a call from Eddie Van Halen. It's been fun, guys." And then everyone was unemployed for a while. Needless to say, this guy wasn't very thrilled with Hagar. Now, after Hagar gets fired from Van Halen, he calls up this guy. "Yeeeeeeeeeeah, I got fired. Wanna be a Waborita?" Because only Sammy Hagar would name his backing band the Waboritas. This guy wants to refuse, but he's completely broke, so he signs up again. The pay is even worse this time, and he ends up getting fired AGAIN when Sammy Hagar joins Chickenfoot.

Now he owns a second-rate music store in a crummy little suburb.

I haven't met many musicians with sad stories other than had great talent now works as a successful engineer which isn't really that sad at all.

The worst I can think was voluntary and not related to loosing artistic integrity.

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He studied music on Rimsky-Korsakov Conservatory in Saint Petersburg . He has a mastery on Interpretative Arts and a Doctorate in Music. He has played as fagot soloist in Bulgary, Rusia, France, Mexico, Chile, Argentina, Australia and Perú. He made the first collection of Peruvian music for fagot on 2004 and presented it allong with Melbourne's Symphonic. He is part of the National Conservatory and founded the Child Symphonic Orchestra.

And he is a teacher at my school.

His instrument is likened to timber and his students leave after 3 years of studying fagot because, well, nobody at school likes the fagot. When he was a tutor he was constantly mocked for his leniency and sometimes some students call him like a historical figure because the photo that google shows has him with a mustache similar to the historical figure recognized for it.

As for the image, I don't know what to do anymore.

[Serpentine]

Devian Tart has plenty of female Solid Snakes:

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and (I think) some Ocelots, too:

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[grimbold]

god
is it just me or is this rather disturbing?

[Coidzor]

god
is it just me or is this rather disturbing?

balloon gag boobs generally are.

[averagejoe]

The Mod They Call Me: This goes into arts and crafts, I think.