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2011-10-18, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- London, EU
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Krog crafts magic items now:
Bag of Tricks - Sack full of small forest critters
Staff of Power - Greatclub
Rodney of Metamagic - requires Leadership forWizardBarbarian cohortπ = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
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2011-10-18, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-10-18, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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- Nomad
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Minor Creation- He just rips some plants out of the ground.
"You pretty. I use wizard powers to make you flowers. We married now."If something doesn't work, hit it.
If it still doesn't work, hit it harder.
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2011-10-22, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Create Water: Thog passing urine.
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2011-10-22, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- London, EU
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
Avatar by Caravaggio
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2011-10-22, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Paint your "familiar" silver, claim you are a master golemmaster.
Live in a house with bricked up doors, claim it is your mage tower. Teleport in/out via jumping through the window. Have animated discussion about wizardry with anyone who manages to penetrate your magical defenses.
Stand on a bridge, screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and proceed to sunder the bridge. Bonus points for saying "run, you fools" to bewildered bystanders as you fall.
Arcane Mark - punch someone in the face, so you can find him later on with your magical fist-shaped bruise-colored rune.
Liveoak - the tree next to your house has a smileyface carved into it. Claim it is a treant that guards your mage tower. And that druids stole the spell from master wizards such as yourself.
Plane Shift - after successfully teleporting your party, inform them you have arrived on the plane that looks exactly like the Material Plane, except all dragons wear moustaches. Inquire about said moustache with the next dragon you meet.
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2011-10-22, 07:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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- Uncanny Valley
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
My cheeks hurt from laughing.
MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!
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2011-10-22, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Take the Leadership feat to get a cohort:
-Prestidigitation: "GET OVER HERE AND CLEAN THIS UP!"
-Unseen Servant: "GIMME THAT!"
-Amanuensis: "Here, copy this!"
-Message: "Pssst! Go tell the cleric to come heal me!"
-True Strike: He flanks for you.
-Identify: "Hey, go find out what the hell this thing is."
-Mirror Image: You dress him in the same armor you're wearing and have him stand next to you.
-Luminous Assassin: Dress the cohort in something shiny, then yell at him to kill somebody.Homebrew:
• Bewildering Bladesman
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2011-12-11, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2011
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- Texas
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
This has got to be the best idea I've heard, Ever! i want to know how this character works out when someone gets a chance to play him.
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2011-12-16, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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- Central Kentucky
- Gender
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2011-12-16, 11:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Hold person/animal/dimensional anchor: he grapples...
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2011-12-16, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Fireball: He grabs an enemy or ally if your feeling gutsy, preferably an elf, sets them on fire, and throws them.
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2011-12-16, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Castaic, ca
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
We had a player do something quite a bit like this once. It was hilarious the first game. Mild chuckles the 2nd. Annoying as all heck after that, to the point where about the 5th time one of his fellow players said “If you’re gonna run him again, then I am just going to sit out. “ So, please, if this is a one shot in a not serious game, by all means do it.
But just be aware the joke gets old pretty fast.
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2011-12-16, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
His spells are written on weapons. A dagger is the equivalent of two pages from a spell book (since it has two sides). Bigger weapons are more pages. Your character will then memorize spells by starring at weapons.
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2011-12-16, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2011-12-17, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Invisibility- Korg close eyes amd shout "Korg no see you!"
Greater Invisibility- Same as Invisibility, but Korg take off clothing!Last edited by Grytorm; 2011-12-17 at 07:44 PM.
DEGENERATION 86: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.
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2012-01-03, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- ⚣
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
He can cast Create Water a few times per day, but only when his bladder is really full.
He can cast Simulacrum, but his version is a ritual requiring two people, the other of which must be female, and it takes about 20 years to finish...
To cast Grease, he simply doesn't bathe for a few weeks then rubs them on his head.
His version of Shatter is to sunder his opponent's weaponry. His even works on magic weapons!
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2012-04-02, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Just saw this. Reminds me of a character my younger brother played back in 2nd Ed: a kender archer w/ Bands of Billaro and a Wand of Wonder, between which he had convinced himself that he was a wizard.
Is still waiting for an invitation to take his Test in a Tower of High Sorcery.
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2012-04-24, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Some gear for Krog the Mighty Wizard:
Gauntlets of Ogre Power (on a string thru his armor, so he doesn't lose them)
Bag of Holding (which contains a full kitchen, his mother, and a bottle of air; Bag lunch everyday!)
Wand of Haste (Only works on his familiar for some reason. Also, looks suspiciously like a launching crossbow)
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2012-04-24, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Yes that would be a way to go
Well I laughed a little too hard there
Now if I was in a party with Mighty Wizard Krog I would play a beguiler and watch how confused everyone got when Krog started randomly to do some really funky spells Oh the confusion Oh the jokes that could be made *I'm tempted to add a few more smilies but I don't want to get banned + my face hurts now*"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
The First Rule of Thesaurus Club is: You do not Talk, converse, chat, speak, gossip, chatter, natter, utter, discuss, confer, reason, deliberate, consult, parley, lecture, sermon about Thesaurus Club!
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2012-04-24, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
: TURN UNTHREAD!
Seriously: this was and is an awesome thread, but it's past the limit, sorry.Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-04-24, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2012-04-24, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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2012-04-24, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-04-24, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Ponyville
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2012-04-24, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
His version of swiftblade is the triple-deluxe espressoccino he drinks every morning.
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2012-04-25, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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- Cat Food Island
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
It's been necro-ed a lot. Always cracks me up. Also that's the second time someone's made the joke about it too high of a level to be turned or something. I still have yet to actually play Korg the Magical, but the night is young and all.
Avatar by the one and only Ceika.
"I'll be whatever I wanna do." - Philip J. Fry
my fake wizard|my fake one-shot|my fake link
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2012-04-25, 04:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-04-25, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Montréal, Québec
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I don't know if it has been mentioned yet but...
Power Word, Disgust : Burps and belches
Cloudkill : Cracks a huge fart.
(It's a barbarian after all, eh)
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2012-04-25, 09:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Prismatic Ray: Krog point at rainbow, then Krog hit seven people while they distracted.
Glitterdust: Krog squish sparkly fairy.
Fly: Krog hold arms out sideways and make "BBbbbbbbbb!" noise. Others not understand. Krog just ahead of Krog's time.
Raise Dead: Krog lift dead guy. What? Is Cleric spell? Oh. Krog not lift dead guy. Krog put dead guy back down. All better, see?
Ghost Sound: Krog go "Ooooh! OoooOOoooooh! Boogaboogabooga!"
Disrupt Undead: Krog think battleaxe component of spell disrupt undead pretty good.
Touch of Fatigue: Krog touch back of person's head, hard. Person so fatigued, person go to sleep.
Touch of Idiocy: Krog touch back of person's head, very hard.
Message: KROG WHISPER REALLY LOUD.
Comprehend Languages: Krog understand what funny Dwarfy man is saying. Krog just not tell you.
Detect Thoughts: Hmm. Krog will listen to person's thoughts. Hmm. Person is wishing person could just say thoughts out loud right now. Person is also wishing for Krog to hit person very, very hard. Person is lucky, and can pick one!
False Life: What is you needing Krog cast False Life for? You is playing D&D, and is having false life already.