My Little Pony IX: The Best Thread Ever

[Jahkaivah]

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I like ponies.

[tonberrian]

No she hadn't! Had she? Fine.

AT THE BERRY RANCH.

Fluttershy (knock knock knock)

"My, that is an awful timid knock ya have there, sugarcube. Why don't you come in and make yerself comfortable. Gramma Shortcake jus' finished some of her famous strawberry shortcakes, and Ah know she'd be right upset if'n Ah didn't offer you some good old-fashioned Berry hospitality. Ah'm Berry Ann, by the way, an' this is the Berry family farm. As the name might imply, we do berries. Ah don' reckon Ah've seen you before. What brings a filly like yerself ta this neck o' the woods?"

[Welf]

EEEEE-

Um.

The Great and Powerful Lixie is Pleased. She shall allow you to choose your next ship.

Uh, uh, I want the Black Pearl. Don't judge me.

I like ponies.

I don't believe a word of that. Not the "ponies", not the "like", and especially not the "I". I haven't seen a sound prove that you're a self-contained and self-aware entity.

Note: there is a wikipedia article about the MlP fandom. And they removed the "Justifying this article's existence" banner.

[darthbobcat]

"My, that is an awful timid knock ya have there, sugarcube. Why don't you come in and make yerself comfortable. Gramma Shortcake jus' finished some of her famous strawberry shortcakes, and Ah know she'd be right upset if'n Ah didn't offer you some good old-fashioned Berry hospitality. Ah'm Berry Ann, by the way, an' this is the Berry family farm. As the name might imply, we do berries. Ah don' reckon Ah've seen you before. What brings a filly like yerself ta this neck o' the woods?"

My name's Fluttershy. I don't want to be a bother, and I know you must be busy with your berry harvest, and they're very nice berries, me and my animal friends just love them, and I think that you're obviously a very nice pony, so I was wondering if you could... (trails off into an indistinct squeak)

[Dirtytabs]

Note: there is a wikipedia article about the MlP fandom. And they removed the "Justifying this article's existence" banner.

Enjoy it while it lasts, it's up for deletion (well, the talk page says "merge". But still).

[tonberrian]

My name's Fluttershy. Well I don't want to be a bother, and I know you must be busy with your berry harvest, and they're very nice berries, me and my animal friends just love them, and I think that you're obviously a very nice pony, so I was wondering if you could... (trails off into an indistinct squeak)

"Speak up, sugarcube. Here, have some raspberry lemonade. Do ya want some berries? What kind would'ya like? We've got blackberries and blueberries and yellowberries and raspberries and blue raspberries and strawberries and boysenberries and boysengirlsberries and cherries and currants and grapes and bananas and honeyberries and cranberries and all sorts o' other berries. Did ya know that tomatoes, pumpkins, and watermelons are all types o' berry? Potatoes grow from berries too, so we farm 'em, but mostly we jus' eat the potatoes. They're really good potatoes, tho'. Elderberries are really old, but they still taste good. You should try 'em."

"If ya look outside ya might even see the sheepberries and crowberries and gooseberries and even some Indian gooseberries. Look out fer the bearberries, tho', they're all a bit grumpy this season.

[darthbobcat]

"Speak up, sugarcube. Here, have some raspberry lemonade. Do ya want some berries? What kind would'ya like? We've got blackberries and blueberries and yellowberries and raspberries and blue raspberries and strawberries and boysenberries and boysengirlsberries and cherries currants and grapes and bananas and honeyberries and cranberries and all sorts o' other berries. Did ya know that tomatoes, pumpkins, and watermelons are all types o' berry? Potatoes grow from berries too, so we farm 'em, but mostly we jus' eat the potatoes. They're really good potatoes, tho'.

If ya look outside ya might even see the sheepberries and crowberries and gooseberries and even some Indian gooseberries. Look out fer the bearberries, tho', they're all a bit grumpy this season.

Actually, I'm not here to buy anything today, I got what I needed at your stand yesterday. I... I was just wondering if you could forgive my friend Applejack. I heard those things you both were saying the other day and I just can't stand to see family fight like that.

[TheAmishPirate]

Did you know that science has proven image dumps are both good for your liver AND kidneys? No? Neither did I, but I'm dumping them images anyway!

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[erikun]

(my internet is moving like a drunken manatee for some reason, so assume the MoeShy picture I keep posting is in this spot)

Does this work for you?

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[tonberrian]

Actually, I'm not here to buy anything today, I got what I needed at your stand yesterday. I... I was just wondering if you could forgive my friend Applejack. I heard those things you both were saying the other day and I just can't stand to see family fight like that.

"Sugarcube, Ah know you mean well, but have ya stopped ta consider that this jus' ain't none o' yer beeswax? Ah'm sure ya wouldn't want somepony ta come'n tell ya how ta take care of all th' animals, 'specially if ya was doin' right fine all on your lonesome. It's the same sorta thing." As she's saying this, Berry Ann is slowly nudging Fluttershy to the door.

"Now, unless there's somethin' else, Ah reckon it's time fer you ta go now."

[darthbobcat]

"Sugarcube, Ah know you mean well, but have ya stopped ta consider that this jus' ain't none o' yer beeswax? Ah'm sure ya wouldn't want somepony ta come'n tell ya how ta take care of all th' animals, 'specially if ya was doin' right fine all on your lonesome. It's the same sorta thing." As she's saying this, Berry Ann is slowly nudging Fluttershy to the door.

"Now, unless there's somethin' else, Ah reckon it's time fer you ta go now."

I'm sorry to be a bother...

Also, that is so ooc. I mean, it's OOC for a DALEK to resist the Shy. But yeah, keep up your feud. This was a day late and a dollar short anyway.

I didn't mean for that to sound so bitter. I was just wrestling my internet every step of the way.

[Gamerlord]

Roughly half a page without bondage so far.
Also, anyone care to claim responsibility for the bodies in the basement?
I am never walking in there again.

[tonberrian]

I'm sorry to be a bother...

Also, that is so ooc. I mean, it's OOC for a DALEK to resist the Shy. But yeah, keep up your feud. This was a day late and a dollar short anyway.

No, this was wildly successful! Usually Berry Ann just flies off the handle at the mention of the Apples. Fluttershy got her to give an almost reasonable speech instead of a rant. I didn't think Berry Ann was capable of that!

"Hey!"

Hay is for ... nevermind. Anyways, this is the sort of thing that should take an entire episode (or maybe a fanfic) to resolve, not just one discussion between two ponies.

[darthbobcat]

No, this was wildly successful! Usually Berry Ann just flies off the handle at the mention of the Apples. Fluttershy got her to give an almost reasonable speech instead of a rant. I didn't think Berry Ann was capable of that!

"Hey!"

Hay is for ... nevermind. Anyways, this is the sort of thing that should take an entire episode (or maybe a fanfic) to resolve, not just one discussion between two ponies.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.

Hatfield and McCoy stuff is always fun.

[tonberrian]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.

Hatfield and McCoy stuff is always fun.

This is one of the three-ish fanfics I was considering, alongside Equestrian Hearts and Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt (return of the Shadowbolts!)

[darthbobcat]

This is one of the three-ish fanfics I was considering, alongside Equestrian Hearts and Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt (return of the Shadowbolts!)

I am the most enthusiastic about the Feud Fic.

Consider that. The fic that will involve the largest role for Original Characters is getting my vote. This is an unusual accomplishment.

[Gadora]

Roughly half a page without bondage so far.
Also, anyone care to claim responsibility for the bodies in the basement?
I am never walking in there again.

Well now, we can't be having that, now can we? I mean, we have to protect Berry Ann, don't we?

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Oh good Princess, I can't believe I just posted that.

[Welf]

Don't take it to hard gadora. It's a rule: As the thread progresses the probability of bondage approximates 1. Someone had to post it, and this time it was you.

unrelated:

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[tonberrian]

You know, if ponies would just stop talking about the lack of bondage, there would be less bondage, because less ponies would be like Gadora here.

I'm only saying this because I want a picture of Berry Ann that's been hogtied by Applejack. Because that would be hilarious.

[darthbobcat]

To paraphrase Freakazoid.

"Do you want to see something strange and sadomasochistic?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET OUT OF HERE WITH THOSE WHIPS AND CHAINS! LAY OFF THE POOR PONIES, WILL YA? SHEEEEEEEEESSH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!"

In other news, scientists have found that there is a correlation between reminding people of a lack of bondage jokes and bondage jokes happening. Be the change!

[Shadowy]

Roughly half a page without bondage so far.
Also, anyone care to claim responsibility for the bodies in the basement?
I am never walking in there again.

Uhhhhh.....

It was only to try and test friendship!

Also I am relatively certain that I would do ANYTHING if it was in a fluttershy pic.

She's the cutest.

[tonberrian]

I am the most enthusiastic about the Feud Fic.

Consider that. The fic that will involve the largest role for Original Characters is getting my vote. This is an unusual accomplishment.

Waitaminute. You're an Equestria Daily pre-reader, right? Should I be sucking up to you or Phoe?

[Trixie]

This is one of the three-ish fanfics I was considering, alongside Equestrian Hearts and Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt (return of the Shadowbolts!)

Huh, funny, what I'm writing has very similar title for now (A Shadow of Doubt)

Also, 5 pages passed, time for some more Spit', then.

[tonberrian]

Huh, funny, what I'm writing has very similar title for now (A Shadow of Doubt)

Also, 5 pages passed, time for some more Spit', then.

Really? If it matters, I called that title way back in like the second thread.

Whatchoo writin' 'bout?

[Welf]

Waitaminute. You're an Equestria Daily pre-reader, right? Should I be sucking up to you or Phoe?

Afaik Phoe. DarthBobCat is "just" a pre-reader, Phoe is high enough in the hierarchy to write news entries.

[Trixie]

Really? If it matters, I called that title way back in like the second thread.

Pics or it didn't happen

Whatchoo writin' 'bout?

I doubt there was ever as mad piece of fanwork as this XD

[Orzel]

Lasagna Verdi di Pony

Bolognese Sauce:

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olive oil
minced sun dried tomato
minced onion
minced celery
minced carrot
TVP
diced potato
oatmeal
fresh chopped oregano
fresh chopped thyme
nutmeg
dry white wine
chopped mushrooms
diced tomato
grated parmesan
water
Salt
pepper

Lasagna Verdi:

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all purpose flour
water
olive oil
eggs
chopped cooked spinach

Bechamel Sauce:

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unsalted butter
all-purpose flour
scaled milk
salt
nutmeg
Parmesan cheese
oatmeal

Now I need measurements.

[tonberrian]

Pics or it didn't happen

Ask and ye shall recieve.

[Trixie]

Ask and ye shall recieve.

Hmmm, now that you've shown me location, I only have to find/kidnap a mod or break into your account and it will never have been

[Gadora]

You know, if ponies would just stop talking about the lack of bondage, there would be less bondage, because less ponies would be like Gadora here.

I'm only saying this because I want a picture of Berry Ann that's been hogtied by Applejack. Because that would be hilarious.

Ohhhh, I thought Berry wanted to be defended. Had I but known she's into such things, I never would have posted that. (Besides, I've been rolling will saves against posting that for about a week.)

I doubt there was ever as mad piece of fanwork as this XD

Well, that certainly has me interested.