My Little Pony XII: No One Can Groove Like the Girls with the Hooves

[TheAmishPirate]

Or 72.8% cooler. That's 20% cooler than 20% cooler than 20% cooler. Or 107.36% cooler. That's ...

Don't do it! There are some levels of coolness just not meant for pony eyes!

[Etcetera]

That's as much as 10.736 tens!

And that's terrible.

Falcons cannot math.

That's as much as 1.0736 tens.

[erikun]

So, I just found a pretty good "What Pony Are YOU?" quiz.

Twilight Sparkle for myself, although I wouldn't be surprised getting her or Fluttershy on one of those. They asked more school-related questions than social-related ones, so I'm not surprised at the result.

I got fluttershy. I was not okay with this, so I changed my answers and got Twilight.

Aww, why not? You'll end up loving the result if you just accept it.

[darthbobcat]

Falcons cannot math.

That's as much as 1.0736 tens.

107.36/10 = 10.736

[MCerberus]

Don't do it! There are some levels of coolness just not meant for pony eyes!

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!

[dromer]

Or 72.8% cooler. That's 20% cooler than 20% cooler than 20% cooler. Or 107.36% cooler. That's ...

def Rainbowdash() {
     while(1){
           20percentcooler();
      }
}

[Trixie]

That's as much as 10.736 tens!

And that's terrible.

...

<Throws Pie in DBC's face> -_-"

[darthbobcat]

def Rainbowdash() {
     while(1){
           20percentcooler();
      }
}

MY COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE THE SHEER LEVELS OF COOL.

At least I don't have to worry about it overheating anymore.

@ Trixie: I think you mean throw a cake in my face. Perhaps four tens of them?

[EsperDerek]

For the record, I too, got Twilight Sparkle on the little quiz. I guess that works?

[darthbobcat]

For the record, I too, got Twilight Sparkle on the little quiz. I guess that works?

... does that mean that, due to time travel, Midnight is her own mother?

[Gamerlord]

I think that quiz HAS to be bugged, because I am nothing like Applejack.
Should have been Twilight Sparkle.

[Vent Reynolt]

So a random though popped into my head while I was eating. They've already established that Applebloom's talent (though she hasn't realized it yet) is in carpentry and it was also established that the Apple family barn roof needs repairs. Chekhov's gun for the second season, perhaps? What do you guys think?

Also, did a Google search for Applebloom; was not pleased by one of the autocomlete options.

[erikun]

... does that mean that, due to time travel, Midnight is her own mother?

Now we just need for her to get Trixie on a quiz, and it'll be —All You Zombies— of Ponyville.

[darthbobcat]

I think that quiz HAS to be bugged, because I am nothing like Applejack.
Should have been Twilight Sparkle.

Or else the quiz sees what you don't. After all, until I did the quiz, I had no idea how wonderful fashion was, daaaaaahling!

So a random though popped into my head while I was eating. They've already established that Applebloom's talent (though she hasn't realized it yet) is in carpentry and it was also established that the Apple family barn roof needs repairs. Chekhov's gun for the second season, perhaps? What do you guys think?

Also, did a Google search for Applebloom; was not pleased by one of the autocomlete options.

Now that'd be cool.

[MCerberus]

So a random though popped into my head while I was eating. They've already established that Applebloom's talent (though she hasn't realized it yet) is in carpentry and it was also established that the Apple family barn roof needs repairs. Chekhov's gun for the second season, perhaps? What do you guys think?

Also, did a Google search for Applebloom; was not pleased by one of the autocomlete options.

Applebloom spin gif? That clip's adorable!

[PhoeKun]

For the record, I too, got Twilight Sparkle on the little quiz. I guess that works?

I also got Twilight Sparkle. I can't decide if I'm disappointed or not. On the one hoof, that pretty much resigns me to the "generic reclusive nerd" side of the pool, but on the other hoof, this technically means that Lyra is stalking me as I stalk her stalking me, so that's pretty neat. *nods*

In tests where it's an option I seem to trend more toward Celestia. Is the internet trying to tell me something?

[darthbobcat]

CARPENTORAL ACTIVITY

Applejack: 'Tain't natural! Ah wake up every morning and there's an easy chair or a stool or somethin' in the livin' room.

Big Macintosh (sitting down, looking relaxed) Ah ain't complainin'.

Applejack: Well, ah've noticed that we're also missin' wood from the firewood pile. So ah've set up a video camera so we can see what happens at night.

VIDEO

Applejack: Well ah'll be. Our little Apple Bloom's been sleep-carpenting.

Big Macintosh: And Scootaloo's been sleep-eatin'-mah-jerky!

[tonberrian]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!

We have entered an endless recursion of Applejack.

def Rainbowdash() {
     while(1){
           20percentcooler();
      }
}

We have entered an endless recursion of coolness.

I also got Twilight Sparkle. I can't decide if I'm disappointed or not. On the one hoof, that pretty much resigns me to the "generic reclusive nerd" side of the pool, but on the other hoof, this technically means that Lyra is stalking me as I stalk her stalking me, so that's pretty neat. *nods*

We have entered an endless recursion of stalking.

[MCerberus]

I also got Twilight Sparkle. I can't decide if I'm disappointed or not. On the one hoof, that pretty much resigns me to the "generic reclusive nerd" side of the pool, but on the other hoof, this technically means that Lyra is stalking me as I stalk her stalking me, so that's pretty neat. *nods*

In tests where it's an option I seem to trend more toward Celestia. Is the internet trying to tell me something?

Don't let Grif find out.

[Castaras]

So, I just found a pretty good "What Pony Are YOU?" quiz.

Apparently I'm Fluttershy.


yay.

[EsperDerek]

... does that mean that, due to time travel, Midnight is her own mother?

...Well, that's just a frightening thought, but no. At least, not in normal continuity, I'm not pulling a Lister from Red Dwarf.

I also got Twilight Sparkle. I can't decide if I'm disappointed or not. On the one hoof, that pretty much resigns me to the "generic reclusive nerd" side of the pool, but on the other hoof, this technically means that Lyra is stalking me as I stalk her stalking me, so that's pretty neat. *nods*

In tests where it's an option I seem to trend more toward Celestia. Is the internet trying to tell me something?

Well, reading the description for Twilight, I think a reason a lot of us are getting Twilight Sparkle is that it seems to be using her as the 'all-rounder', so if you're a bit of this and a bit of that, Twilight will pull out ahead. This is on top of the natural bookworm personality traits. There seem to be a lot of academic responses too. I have a feeling it might be naturally slanted towards Twilight.

[Shadowy]

I got Twilight. Which means I'm not Fluttershy. Which makes me mildly sad.

[MCerberus]

New theory: After a horrendous cuteness accident, Grif has to leap from pony to pony setting right what is wrong, hoping each jump will be his last.

[Jahkaivah]

We have entered an endless recursion of coolness.

def 20percentcooler(coolness){
     coolness += coolness / 5;
     return 20percentcooler(coolness);
}

[Aotrs Commander]

New theory: After a horrendous cuteness accident, Grif has to leap from pony to pony setting right what is wrong, hoping each jump will be his last.

Does this mean he'll eventually end of up as the captain of the ESS NX-01 Canterprise...?

[Lix Lorn]

Heeeeey, that's cheating! I didn't want Rarity, but I decided to accept the results!

And it's simply fabulous!

I like Fluttershy and all, but I am not that shy. Mostly. Nor do I like animals enough.

[darthbobcat]

Image dump time!

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[Gamerlord]

Does this mean he'll eventually end of up as the captain of the ESS NX-01 Canterprise...?

YOU SICK MONSTER! ENTERPRISE WAS AWFUL! Why would you make him suffer that show?

[DeadManSleeping]

Hooray, I'm still the only Applejack!

If only Applejack weren't my least-favorite main cast pony. Ah, well.

[SiuiS]

... does that mean that, due to time travel, Midnight is her own mother?

Not yet. And not if I have anything to say about it! What with controlling the flow of times and the order of the stars from the Plutonian Shore.

She may be her own grandmother, however, going back in time to birth Trixie, then dying so there can be only one Midnight at a time...

But this only works if Esper's book, handed down to Twixie, from Luna herself, was originally in the possession of Celestia so she could sire Trixie with Midnight so that midnight would birth Trixie, who would marry Twilight Sparkle and birth Midnight who would continue the cycle.

Hm, I think I need to win another bet with Phoe. Or maybe Esper himself. Yes...

Also, I hit the wrong answer by accident on the final page: Twilight Sparkle. Go back and correct it (and another question, since two of them have approximately 5 answers that all fit) and came out Rainbow Dash. I don't think the test is long enough or complicTed enough to give a good answer.

Also, however hilarious BroccolixCelery may be (and by that I mean a lot of stalks) I still really feel bad about Lyra being with anyone but Bon-Bon. Octavia shows up for the bachelorette party though. I declare it.