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2011-07-13, 10:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
178. I may not use Glibness to convince someone that they're married to me. Even if they have a Charisma of 18.
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2011-07-13, 10:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
179: I may not graphically explain the differences between each charisma score, when applied to Females.
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2011-07-13, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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2011-07-13, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
181. I may not explain the effects of Eagle's Splendor on said descriptions.
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2011-07-13, 10:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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182. Or Greater Visage of the Deity.
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2011-07-13, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
183. Even if I do cast disjunction on the Kraken, it does not revert to its component parts of Crab and Chicken.
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2011-07-13, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
184. I may not use Shatter on a Staff of Power.
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2011-07-13, 11:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
185: I may not make a Mutants and Masterminds Character that can take 10 to hack Oracle's mainframe at PL 8.
186: I may no longer combine the Total Defense action with Improved Defense, Elusive Target, Acrobatic Bluff, Redirect, Counter Attack, Defensive Attack and Combat Reflexes.
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2011-07-13, 11:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
186a. But the Dodge feat is okay because it stinks.
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2011-07-14, 12:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
187. My Druids animal companion probably should not be a better fighter then the fighter.
188. It certanly shouldnt be a better rouge then the rouge.
189. Even if it rolls a nat 20, a Riding Dog cannot pick locks. Or Disarm Traps.
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2011-07-14, 12:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
188a. I can no longer "just roll with it" when I misspell "rogue" as "rouge" on my character sheet.
Last edited by Axinian; 2011-07-14 at 12:34 AM.
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2011-07-14, 12:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
190 I will not refer to a greatsword/greataxe/earthbreaker hammer as a "Barbarian lockpick."
Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2011-07-14 at 12:36 AM.
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2011-07-14, 01:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- My skills exceed yours!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
191. I may not use glibness to convince the party having an injured person dance and sing "I'm a Little Teapot" as I cast on them will increase the restorative power of my cure spells.
192. Especially not when I'm healing them in front of the BBEG
193. Really, I'm just banned from humiliating my party members in front of the BBEG in general
194. Just so I'm clear, this does include using a scroll of gust of wind to blow up the female fighter's skirt when she's adjacent to the evil vampire who's level-draining her.
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2011-07-14, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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2011-07-14, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- My skills exceed yours!
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2011-07-14, 02:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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2011-07-14, 02:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- My skills exceed yours!
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2011-07-14, 02:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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195. I cannot use Mage Hand to lift up the skirt of an attractive girl.
195a. I cannot use suggestion to convince them to have a one-night stand with me.
195b. I am no longer allowed to play spellcasters.
I just gave myself some ideas.Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-07-14 at 02:18 AM.
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2011-07-14, 04:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
196. It is inappropriate and a violation of privacy to put my familiar in a room with various other creatures of the same species and opposite sex and then sit back and turn on my empathic link.
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2011-07-14, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- Anywhere but here
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
197: I may not exterminate the Catfolk race by doing physics OOC.
198: It may or may not work IC.
199: My character cannot be the most optimized in the party despite being a Monk.
200: I cannot use the Touch of Golden Ice Feat (BoED) to poke the Evil Dread Necromancer in the party until they agree to turn good.
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2011-07-14, 07:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
201: If the CoC game is set in the present day and in the city all the players live in, my player character will not be the GM.
Demiliches. Why'd it have to be demiliches?
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2011-07-14, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- The depths of my insanity
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
202. No matter how much I want it my cohorts/followers/devotees can not all be scantily clad women with at least 18 Charisma.
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2011-07-14, 07:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
203: I can't make magically infused babies with Profession: Midwife and Master Craftsman.
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2011-07-14, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- In a dream
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
204: I am not allowed to create a Selective Anti-magic field that blocks everybody elses spells and magic items but not my own.
Something about being overpowered.
205: I am not allowed to use a combination of Greater Invisibility, Flight and Silenced Spells.
206: I am not allowed to use Greater Invisibility or any variation thereof, at all, end of discussion.
207: I am not allowed to use the Time Stop + Delayed Blast Fireball trick.
207a: Especially not if i do it every encounter.
208: I am not allowed to go nova on the BBEG in the middle of his monologue.
209: I am not allowed to carry around a laser-reflecting mirror.
210: I am not allowed to use Stilled Silenced Fireball to set the tavern on fire without anybody realizing it was me.
211: I am not allowed to shapechange into a dragon, ever.
212: I am not allowed to play characters with a Wisdom penalty.Last edited by Mixt; 2011-07-14 at 07:38 AM.
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2011-07-14, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- NY/NJ
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
213. I will not ready an action to dismiss the Jump spell I cast on the cleric "for the lulz."
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2011-07-14, 09:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
214. I am not allowed to write "property of the nine Hells" on the Paladins cloak wen the Inquisition comes for a visit.
215. also no use of illusions to make his horse pink.
216. after clearing with the GM that a Druids poison resist includes alcohol, challenging everyone to a drinking game is not the solution to every problem.
217. I shall not use that drinking game to trick the paladin in to lying and other things that make him fall.
218. Nor should i point out that wen my poison resist works on alcohol that would mean the Paladin used "Poison" in the drinking game.
219. I will never again build a hot tub under the paladins bedroom window.
220. nor shall i use the hot tub as an excuse to start an exotic dance club. even if i make a lot of gold doing so.
221. especially wen my sole intent was to get the paladins followers as premium members.
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2011-07-14, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Studying-upon-laptop
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2011-07-14, 09:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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2011-07-14, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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2011-07-14, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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