Cynical Avocado's Absolutely Admirable Accumulation of Random Bantering #165

[Perenelle]

If only the Internet were ruled by the Playground. That would make things easier. But if you can convince 4chan to do that, you are awesome.

... I hope it doesn't spread any further.

That would be wonderful, everything would be so much safer, more efficient, and friendlier. =3

And unfortunately I've only been on 4chan once, and only because I wanted to see what it was and I was bored. I don't plan on going back. =P



Random change of topic, is Soy milk any good? My great grandmother is now living with us and she'll only drink Soy milk so we have a bunch of it. It seems like it'd be really icky, but I really want some cereal...

[Blue Ghost]

Random change of topic, is Soy milk any good? My great grandmother is now living with us and she'll only drink Soy milk so we have a bunch of it. It seems like it'd be really icky, but I really want some cereal...

It depends on your taste. I prefer regular milk, but I don't really mind soymilk either. But that almond soymilk stuff... Bleh.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Eh, it's different. You'll have to try some to be sure, Perry.

[Perenelle]

It depends on your taste. I prefer regular milk, but I don't really mind soymilk either. But that almond soymilk stuff... Bleh.

Does it taste like milk?

[DraPrime]

Random change of topic, is Soy milk any good? My great grandmother is now living with us and she'll only drink Soy milk so we have a bunch of it. It seems like it'd be really icky, but I really want some cereal...

As a man who drinks about a gallon of real milk a day, I must object to the blasphemy against milk that is soy. Granted, I've never actually tried it, so you might as well go for it. For all I know it's utterly delicious.

[Blue Ghost]

Does it taste like milk?

Fairly close. Not exactly the same, but it won't hurt to try it.

[Perenelle]

Ehhhh.... I guess I'll try it. Hopefully I'll come back alive. >.>

[Mutant Sheep]

If only the Internet were ruled by the Playground. That would make things easier.

If only that could happen. Can I sig this? It's just..too true.

[Blue Ghost]

Ehhhh.... I guess I'll try it. Hopefully I'll come back alive. >.>

Best wishes!

If only that could happen. Can I sig this? It's just..too true.

Ooh, you're going to sig my quote? Go ahead!

[Eon]

If only that could happen. Can I sig this? It's just..too true.

If only the world...

[Perenelle]

Best wishes!

Ohmygod, that was awful. I smelt it and gagged. And then I forced myself to taste a bit of it and now I literally cannot stop gagging. xP

On the bright side, my grandma saw me and went to go get real milk. Probably due to how pathetic I looked.

[DraPrime]

If only the world...

*turns around dramatically*

Of course!

Ohmygod, that was awful. I smelt it and gagged. And then I forced myself to taste a bit of it and now I literally cannot stop gagging. xP

On the bright side, my grandma saw me and went to go get real milk. Probably due to how pathetic I looked.

A victory for the one true righteous milk!

[MoonCat]

Yes, I wish the Internet were ruled by the Playground. Or at least share the Internet with TvTropes. They control all wikis, were control message boards. Oh, and Cute Overload takes control of the icanhadcheezburger sites, and so forth. Bring out teh best of the internet!

ION: MoonCat finished Tales of Monkey Island today. I friggin' HATE LeChuck for how he treats Guybrush.

[Teddy]

Oh dear! Be safe Teddy!

Nah, it was only rain, and even though the street turned into a temporary waterway, it's mostly dry now.

There was some thunder too, but that's only cool.

...that would be the undergarment.

...
I don't care. It's still ironic and highly coincidential.

My issue was I could barely reach the first branch even standing on the damned thing I feel off of (another tree) so yeah, I failed miserably for all sorts of reasons. It was like the Titanic! Only, you know, less dying, and more swear words from the ship.

You ran into an iceberg while falling?

ION: Hey guys, is Inception something I should watch? I'm considering it just because of all the memes its been creating, so I wanna see what all the fuss is about.

It's a quite good movie, but don't get too high expectations on there being cool dream stuff. Most of the time is just running around or going by car.

Probably not. The injured dude didn't see him, the police are kind of concerned with looted store and the fires and mobs of people and riots and stuff, and he is long gone from wherever he was when it happened.

Don't underestimate the investigating power of the police if they actually put a real effort into it. That film, including the location of the event, should provide a lot of information to start with, and the culprit is probably living in the same area.

Now, I don't expect them to solve it, but that's probably more due to lack of time and resources, as well as other priorities, rather than it actually being unsolvable.

If only that could happen.

That's it! We must all go on an epic quest in order to uncover the ancient ritual that will allow Roland to ascend to become the God of Justice and the Internet.

...
Yes, my recent completion of the FfH campaign may have some influence over me. At least now I won't intentionally refrain from doing other stuff because of a percieved need to complete it. Blockade of brothers is still a problem, but now I can be more agressive in the game of "Claiming a Stationary."

[MoonCat]

You ran into an iceberg while falling?



It's a quite good movie, but don't get too high expectations on there being cool dream stuff. Most of the time is just running around or going by car.

Wait, what do dreams have to do with it? Are dreams involved?

[Teddy]

It's always fun to mess up peoples' similies.

Wait, what do dreams have to do with it? Are dreams involved?

You have no idea of what Inception is about, do you?

[DraPrime]

Wait, what do dreams have to do with it? Are dreams involved?

The climax of the movie is a wacky dream sequence involving ninja-style dancers, all to the tune of Black Sabbath's Iron Man. No, seriously.

[Blue Ghost]

Ohmygod, that was awful. I smelt it and gagged. And then I forced myself to taste a bit of it and now I literally cannot stop gagging. xP

On the bright side, my grandma saw me and went to go get real milk. Probably due to how pathetic I looked.

... That bad?
I have a friend who couldn't stop making Inception references. Maybe I should check out the movie for myself.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Wait, what do dreams have to do with it? Are dreams involved?

Don't listen to them!

The basic premise of the movie is that the technology exists to a) lucid dream on command
b) enter the dreams of others.
And it's all based around that.

[MoonCat]

You have no idea of what Inception is about, do you?

Nope. But I know the name and it arrived today from Netflix.

The climax of the movie is a wacky dream sequence involving ninja-style dancers, all to the tune of Black Sabbath's Iron Man. No, seriously.

Is that a spoiler? I can't tell.

Don't listen to them!

The basic premise of the movie is that the technology exists to a) lucid dream on command
b) enter the dreams of others.
And it's all based around that.

Oh, cool. That sounds vaguely interesting.

[DraPrime]

Is that a spoiler? I can't tell.

Who knows? It's a fantastic idea for a movie climax though. I'd pay good money to see that. Though maybe I already have, since I saw Inception in theaters.

[Cyborg Mage]

The climax of the movie is a wacky dream sequence involving ninja-style dancers, all to the tune of Black Sabbath's Iron Man. No, seriously.

You forgot the part where they have briefcases. Major spoiler right there. Don't even think about highlighting if you want to enjoy the movie. Don't highlight this either. What are you doing.

On the topic of Inception, yeah, t'was a good movie. I don't see what's so mind-bending about it, though. I mean, they're dreaming whilst they're dreaming. That's it. Strange, mabye, but not really confusing.

[Qwertystop]

quick tip: Do not watch just before bed. You will not be able to sleep.

[DraPrime]

You forgot the part where they edited white text. Major spoiler right there. Don't even think about highlighting if you want to enjoy the movie. more edited white text

On the topic of Inception, yeah, t'was a good movie. I don't see what's so mind-bending about it, though. I mean, they're dreaming whilst they're dreaming. That's it. Strange, mabye, but not really confusing.

Yeah I never got why people were so confused by it. The plot is certainly more complicated than your average stupid summer blockbuster, but it's not something that's really intricate. But yeah, it's good you whited that part out. We wouldn't want Moon Cat to know more about the dancers, in particular the fact that everything we are saying about this scene is utter lies. The main question is, how do we make this more absurd while still continuing the pretense that this is really what Inception was like? If we tread carefully we could pull off some fun things. We just need to show restraint. inside of a bright pink tortilla.

[Blue Ghost]

I haven't seen the movie either, so I wouldn't want to be spoiled...

[Teddy]

Don't listen to them!

The basic premise of the movie is that the technology exists to a) lucid dream on command
b) enter the dreams of others.
And it's all based around that.

And it's possible to change the surroundings of those dreams to make moderately surreal things...

quick tip: Do not watch just before bed. You will not be able to sleep.

Huh?

[Qwertystop]

Huh?

Well, it creeped me out, at least. Especially the ending.

[DraPrime]

I haven't seen the movie either, so I wouldn't want to be spoiled...

Oh Ghosty, you must watch it purely for the line "If it's a treat for treat's sake, use my left tale." The surreal dreamlike experiences never end.

[MoonCat]

OhgodIhatethatdamncorridorintheNeverhoodwhythe**** isitsolongslapslapslapslapslapslap

[absolmorph]

Yeah I never got why people were so confused by it. The plot is certainly more complicated than your average stupid summer blockbuster, but it's not something that's really intricate. But yeah, it's good you whited that part out. We wouldn't want Moon Cat to know more about the dancers, in particular the fact that everything we are saying about this scene is utter lies. The main question is, how do we make this more absurd while still continuing the pretense that this is really what Inception was like. If we tread carefully we could pull off some fun things. We just need to show restraint. inside of a bright pink tortilla.

And then Cobb grabs Eames and they This is really a quite interesting joke, I must confess. I've never really felt the urge to participate before, though. for the next few minutes until they hit the water.