My Little Pony: Return of Nightmare Moon.

[Clockworkchaos]

Ticky Tock ran out of his shop, angrily staring at the chaos (or post chaos).

You there, all of you stop this tomfoolery at once. And this ruckus disrupted my work. Do you know ho hard it is to to makes watches and small mechanical devices, as an EARTH PONY. I have hoofs, not an easy task. Your ridiculous tom foolery caused me to lose an entire morning's worth of work."

Ticky Tock looked around, before pointing an accusing hoof.

"You. Superdar33 I heard your shouting, I know you caused this."

[Castaras]

*Points at super dark33*

[Grif]

*blink*

I still think you all are insane. Especially super dark33.

[erikun]

I am not insane!

That's using a rather flexible definition of sanity, isn't it?

Hush, you. I'm talking to others.

You know, if everyone else actually is insane, then being identified as sane would only cause you to become more noteworthy.

I... uh... need to get back to you all on that one.

[Etcetera]

A large grey beard shuffles onstage, two small ears that poke out from the top providing the only clue of the beard's owner.

The beard shakes at some internal movement, and there is a rustling of papers.

"Alas, poor Yorrick. I knew him, Horsra- Delivered in a deep, gruff, and obviously put on voice.

The beard stops, and coughs.

There is another rustling of paper.

The voice became considerably more squeaky.
"Oh, uh, right. I was, uh... finding my muse.
If a beard could blush this one would've.

The voice took on a British, patrician tone.
"I have in fact called you all hear tonight to reveal who committed the most heinous murder of Mr White. I have investigated thoroughly and discovered that the murderer is in fact the butler! Mr Orange! Wait, hang on, no."

"It was Penguinator!"

(He was number 42 on the list: You can't argue with logic like that.

[otakuryoga]

On the outer edge of Ponyville the pony known as Navy Diver finishes up his daily lap swim and emerges from the pool to find all the other ponies in an uproar.
Upon being told the news of the return of Nightmare Moon he shakes his head sadly.
"twas too good to be true when we thought him defeated previously. Hmmm, a wise man once said the answer is 42, and if i remember rightly that Butterscotch Medley(Penguinator) pony moved in to 42 Mare Lane just a day or so after we last saw Nightmare Moon...."

[TigerFang]

PonyFang was... wait what? Ponies don't have fangs lets try again

TigerPony... is that even possible? well I fail at finding a pony name so this is it.

TigerPony was sleeping after partying too much when he was suddenly woken up by a lot of noise. He got up with a terrible headache and decided to take it easy with these late night parties... "Wait it's still dark? Have I slept THAT long?"

He willed himself to go outside and investigate the source of all the chaos in spite of his headache... What he found left him stunned and speechless for a few good minutes... he was literally standing there in the middle of the street failing to comprehend anything. Luckily he was woken from this state by Chocolate Delight(Reinholdt) that almost hit him with that cart of hers... "You should watch where you're pushing that cart instead of eating chocolate!!" TigerPony yelled back!

P.S.: Looks like someone else thought of the TigerPony thing for me hehe:

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[super dark33]

change my vote to Penguinator.

[Reinholdt]

PonyFang was... wait what? Ponies don't have fangs lets try again

TigerPony... is that even possible? well I fail at finding a pony name so this is it.

TigerPony was sleeping after partying too much when he was suddenly woken up by a lot of noise. He got up with a terrible headache and decided to take it easy with these late night parties... "Wait it's still dark? Have I slept THAT long?"

He willed himself to go outside and investigate the source of all the chaos in spite of his headache... What he found left him stunned and speechless for a few good minutes... he was literally standing there in the middle of the street failing to comprehend anything. Luckily he was woken from this state by Chocolate Delight(Reinholdt) that almost hit him with that cart of hers... "You should watch where you're pushing that cart instead of eating chocolate!!" TigerPony yelled back!

P.S.: Looks like someone else thought of the TigerPony thing for me hehe:

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((That's awesome.))

[cd4]

Epona was annoyed, she used to be a horse but then got turned into a pony and sent to this place. Well she must make the most of it she muses as she kicks out at Reinholdt

[Gray Mage]

Rainy Charge, the heavy sleeper, was still in bad while people paniked outside.

"zzzzz What do you mean, it's morning already? It's still pitch black outside. zzzzz" He moaned in his sleep. *Yawwwn* I'll be up in five. And with that he pulls his blanket over his head and peacefully falls asleep again.

((Ramsus))

[bladescape]

Urg. Don't have time to RP right now. Random point at otakuryoga

[mangosta71]

The Dread Pony Roberts was wakened by the commotion outside. Adjusting his eyepatch, he staggered to the door and blearily looked around at the widespread panic. Scarcely able to believe his eye, he moved the patch to cover the other one. Things continued to not make sense. "I'm going to need a bigger hat."

He rummaged through his closet until he found the biggest, most fabulous hat he owned - a dark tri-corn emblazoned with sequins and peacock feathers. Approaching the door once more, he abruptly realized that the hat wouldn't fit, and he could no longer remember how he had gotten the thing inside. He called out to the first pony that came near enough to hear. "Castaras! Help, I'm stuck!" Noting that his jug was lying empty on the floor, he began to panic as surely as the rest of the ponies of Equestria. "And I'm out of grog!"

[Al'izh'dheg]

He called out to the first pony that came near enough to hear. "Castaras! Help, I'm stuck!" Noting that his jug was lying empty on the floor, he began to panic as surely as the rest of the ponies of Equestria. "And I'm out of grog!"

This doth remind me of a certain Pooh bear
Who in search of a Rabbit's honey
Got stuck because of his large tummy
Which caused him quite the scare

[RabbitHoleLost]

This doth remind me of a certain Pooh bear
Who in search of a Rabbit's honey
Got stuck because of his large tummy
Which caused him quite the scare

Don't touch my honey, tubby bear Mango pony pirate thing

[thetobias]

Groan... What is that ruckus?

Orange Whip touches his head. Owwww.... Now why does his head hurt? As he walks to get some water he remembers, muttering The pub... Oh dear, the pub.

Well that explains the head, now, how to explain the fact that everypony is out and about at this time of night? As he passes his window the colour blue pops into his mind seeking desperately for something with which to connect.

He sits down. Kettle, plug, fridge, milk, tea - yawn...

The word nightmare floats through his mind as he looks directly at the night-blue pony.

Three seconds later he's out of his house looking slackjawed at nightmare moon. Eh? What? How? This is your doing, Penguinator, it has to be.


((well looking at my reference I have to agree with number 42))

[Bunny Earz]

"Chocolates! Get your choclates here! I have milk, dark, caramel, white, peanut butter, nutty, and just plain sweet. Chocolates! Get your chocolates here!"

Chocolate Delight pushed along her cart. She had to keep in shape, what with all the chocolates she kept eating. Looooooved chocolates.

Bubble gum prances up to the cart. "Here's your invitation! Want some bubblegum? I'll trade you a piece of gum for a caramel chocolate! Chocolate always makes me happy! Hey you should give some to that cranky alicorn over there!"

[Helgraf]

Don't touch my honey, tubby bear Mango pony pirate thing

But it's such delicious honey. And so rare. It's the absolute best honey ever there was! Won't you share?

[TFT]

Need to vote, will RP later.

Bobby Archer. Hi!

[super dark33]

And looking at the votes, i dont like this....

[Trixie]

It was a beginning of beautiful night in Ponyville. Everypony eyed each other with suspicion, wondering if any of them was Luna's spy. No, not Luna's. Nightmare Moon's. After all, just about every pony could have been recruited for her nefarious plan. It could be you. It could be me. It could even be--

This particular train of thought most ponies had, was stopped short by a loud noise. Immediately, as if someone teleported them to the spot, a mob of ponies gathered in one place. Though most of them hadn't seen what transpired, from the evidence it was obvious a culprit - a certain black coated pony with red mane - slapped another with a fish. Specifically a mackerel wrapped in a newspaper.

- Wait, does he have horns?

- Isn't black color of Nightmare Moon anyway?

- What if he...

The crowd surrounded the offender, murmuring loudly. Finally, someone with rather a extravagant mane asked what all others were thinking:

- Are you a SPY?

- Yes! - the strange pony answered loudly. After a second though, it dawned on him that it might not have been the brightest idea. - No?

Twilight Sparkle simply shook her head hearing this.

- Look, you might not be a spy, which is probable, seeing no spy would admit to it, but we simply can't take the risk. Grab him!

Suddenly, two strong ponies and a nurse jumped Dark-Spark, putting him in straight-barding, bridling him and strapping his horns in tin-foil champron, rendering him helpless as a foal. They were about to take him away, when Pinkie Pie jumped at a chance for dramatic exit:

- Take 'em away, boys!

And away he was taken.

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Super Dark33 (also known as Dark-Spark) was taken away to live the rest of his town pony days in marshmallow-padded cell.

Night started, and will end in exactly 23 hours, 54 minutes, and 81 seconds.

[TinyMushroom]

"Aw... I didn't even get to kick him..."

[Al'izh'dheg]

Night started, and will end in exactly 23 hours, 54 minutes, and 81 seconds.

Why are there more than 59 seconds in the above? :)

[TsukikoJ]

Does that mean he was a regular villager?

[Castaras]

Does that mean he was a regular villager?

Think he was a town pony, yeah.

[erikun]

Super Dark33 (also known as Dark-Spark) was taken away to live the rest of his town pony days in marshmallow-padded cell.

I think that's a pretty safe bet, yes.

[TsukikoJ]

Whoops, I missed that.

[Trixie]

Why are there more than 59 seconds in the above? :)

Because!

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[erikun]

Whoops, I missed that.

No problem, I missed that in my first reading as well.

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Oh Derpy, why you so muffin?

[Al'izh'dheg]

Because!

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Of course! I should have realized. Muffins! :)