Coming to America and being evil. A modern 3.5 game

[Eshkigal]

(We are actually out of lamps, I think. Now, be a good dragon and give the warlock a day for the chance to kill something with magical lasers since it'd be his turn.)

[Ralasha]

does that to a purple then.

[Isenvrill]

(Sorry, I don't usually post on Sundays.)
Niuqu again fires two blasts at a purple. Moving to ensure he is within 30'f(7, 17)damage:(6,6)

Edit:Add one to each damage roll for point blank shot. Remember, these are ranged touches.

[Doomboy911]

The last of the purple crumbles and the triceratops takes two steps to the right and rushes to the left side of the yard. Suddenly you hear a very loud cracking noise and the path you're on begins to tilt up. The end closest to the house raises thirty feet up. Below you is the triceratops with his horns at the ready.

Roll for reflex.

[Ralasha]

Who has to rolling reflex?
(1d20+3)[20]

[Eshkigal]

(If I had to guess, all of us.)
Reflex: 14

[Doomboy911]

Anyone on the ground has to roll.

[bobthe6th]

hanging onto dragon count?

[Isenvrill]

I think that instead you have to roll to keep from being smashed by/thrown off dragon.

[warforged510]

Well shoot: Reflex

[Ninja_Grand]

(1d20)[7]+9=16

Will take my turn after DM says if I get hit or not.

[Eshkigal]

(You have a +9 to that, Nick)

[Doomboy911]

Right everyone above 10 grabs on and can climb. Gilliean feel free to try a ride check to avoid a goring.

[Ninja_Grand]

Alie takes his turn

He climbs as hgih as he can and waits there.

If i need to make a clime check (1d20)[18]
cant see sheet at school. will some one post the mod? got to print it later.

[Eshkigal]

Arkadi looks down as Gil falls, and over to Mira.
"Which do you prefer, door or plant?"

[warforged510]

Ride Check

[Doomboy911]

Spot on you land right on its neck

[Ralasha]

I'm on... so... I wait until it shows itself hostile, if it does:

Spoiler

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Claw 1 (Primary): (1d20+12)[26] (1d20+12)[24]
(1d6+15)[17]
Claw 2 (Primary): (1d20+12)[22] (1d20+12)[22]
(1d6+10)[11]
Gore(Secondary): (1d20+10)[24] (1d20+10)[13]
(1d6+15)[17]
Tail (Secondary): (1d20+10)[23] (1d20+10)[21]
(1d6+10)[12]
Bite (Secondary): (1d20+10)[21] (1d20+10)[16]
(1d6+5)[6]

No Crits?

[Doomboy911]

No miradal you're still on the path Giliean is on the triceratops and it can't actually hit him. I suppose he could do a handle animal check or something to control it.

[Ralasha]

Well, if there is nothing else, I go open the door... with one of the lamps. >.>
lets see... BAB +1, Strength +10, improvised weapon -4
(1d20+7)[21]
Two handed Damage keeping in mind that I have no idea how much damage one of the lamps might do when used as a battering ram:
if 1d4:(1d4+15)[18]
if 2d4:(2d4+15)[17]
if 1d6:(1d6+15)[20]
if 2d6:(2d6+15)[23]
if 1d8:(1d8+15)[20]
if 1d10:(1d10+15)[19]
Pick a Damage.

[Doomboy911]

You slam the lamp against the door. On the ground you see a doormat "Ring not knock" and than the house moves back 30 feet landing with a ground shaking slam.

[Ralasha]

"... DAMN YOU!" Miradal moves up to the house again, and rings the doorbell.

[warforged510]

Ooh. Handle Animal

[Doomboy911]

The second the bell rings the door opens.The captain is there and snaps his fingers. The path drops down the triceratops drops gilliean on the ground and goes back to where it was and everything is calm.

[Eshkigal]

Dropping to the ground as it all rises, Arkadi looks up.
"Take it we passed?"

[Ninja_Grand]

Alie fires a shot in the air, one handed with two hand gun. "WHY IN THE ABBEYS DID YOU TELL US TO GO HERE! I'M THE HEAD CLERIC OF PELOR COMPARED TO YOU!"

[Ralasha]

"Actually, I think it was rather fun, and we know how good and tight the security is, so we don't have to worry about anything less powerful than me trying to break in and steal."

[Eshkigal]

"Also, you got to shoot things like you were wanting to. Why complain after that you got to do exactly what you have been asking to do since the boat?"

[Ninja_Grand]

Alie, still rageing yells "THAT WAS INSANE!!! I WAS EXPETING ORGES!! OR A SMALL SQUAD OF KOBOLDS!!!" (Behold, the chaotic alinment)

(S)
Edit (Make shure to read my new sig. It will exsplane the S)

[Ralasha]

"I would have dealt with kobolds through diplomatic means... convince or kill the leader and the rest fall into line." Miradal then looks at the captain. "Know where I can go to get work as a 'flying taxi'? I need to get about... eight hundred gold together. I suppose I could get into a fighting club. A few bouts in an arena should make me enough money... assuming my opponent doesn't turn out to be another dragon."