[Nexus] AMEN XLI: eXtra Large Injury

[ThirdEmperor]

Security Room

Instead of responding to Pink's taunts, Jasper quickly types a command into the control console, causing the all the screens in the room to switch to a zoomed in view of Magtok, just as the cyborg declares how sexy he finds Gordon. "Nice. Seeing as I already owe whats-his-name a little payback, that's definitely going on NexNet." Jasper chuckles, before whipping a small perfume bottle out of his pocket, spinning around and-

Vanishing.

A second later, he tries to throw the contents of the bottle, the same love potion that was in the food, right at Pink's face. And considering that the entire room is full of screens showing Maggie, it's pretty obvious who she'll fall for if the potion works.

Main Room

"Eep."

When the Cat Burglar sees the incoming love crazed vamp, he turns, tries to run, and is promptly hug-tackled to the ground.

"Oh gods don't kill me don't kill me!!"

[Lady Serpentine]

[Main Room]

"What? Why would I try to kill you? I love you."

She looks quite confused.

[Lord Magtok]

Party

Magtok glares at Rocid, and tries to bring himself to say something unpleasant to counter that remark, but can't come up with a thing. Also, shirtless Gordon. How's he supposed to turn that down?

"...Fine. You win this time, newbie."

[Slii Arhem]

Party

Rocid gives him a look that can best be summed up as "What, seriously?" before giving Magtok a helpless shrug. Then he'll shove the paint set under an armpit where it vanishes from sight. Next he's going to switch disguises back to his tried and true brooklyn ganger look, "Fair enough person I stil don't know the name of. Help me with this bit.

Rocid will attempt to peel off Gordon's shirt, and if that works will try to find some way of removing the body armor. If it's beyond his abilities then hopefully Magtok has some sciencey de-clother handy.

[VampireRot]

[Security Room]

Pink closes her eyes right before she is hit with perfume! She goes rigid, then slowly opens her eyes as the potion takes effect. Then sighs dreamily and rests her head on a hand.

"Oh... Jasper..."

Wait what?

Perhaps he shouldn't have made it run on Rule of Funny. Because, as I'm sure we can all agree, this is funnier than falling in love with Magtok.


[Main Room]

Rot glances at Magtok. What did he ju- the vampire bursts out laughing. That's hysterical. And karma-riffic, given what Magtok's been saying about him and Gordon.

[Gullara]

[Main Room]

Moff 8 walks into the main room and looks around.

"Weren't most of you dudes before?" A beat. "This is horrible. D= I will have no part of this." He turns to leave. Hopefully no currently female person looks at him.

[ThirdEmperor]

Security Room

Jasper makes an face.

And then he thinks about it for a moment and goes like

Then he remembers that his girlfriend can and probably will kill him if he cheats on her and is all

Then he quickly turns incorporeal and drops through the floor into the room below, hopefully avoiding any only-partially-welcome advances from Pink. Unless she already attacked him while he was making silly faces, which is certainy a possibility.

Main Room

"Uh, er, ah, what!?!" Oh dear. It seems Karyana has only confused the Cat Burglar more with her declaration of love, and the poor fellow is currently trying to pull free of her clutches before she drags him away to sacrifice to whatever dark gods she worships.

[Lady Serpentine]

[Main Room]

Since she's got magically enhanced vampiric strength, she's probably able to hold him.

"I just told you. I love you."

Also, her features are recognizable as the person who gave him the Dracokittens, though her hair has been dyed neon black.

[ThirdEmperor]

Party

"Er.....

...

Why?... And, um, could you stop crushing me please?"

None of this seems to be calming the Cat Burglar down in the least. In fact, he's getting increasingly more panicked. Horrible death rushing towards him he can deal with, by screaming and running in the opposite direction. A girl declaring she likes, much less loves him? He's pretty much clueless in that regard.

[VampireRot]

[Security Room]

Jasper just barely manages to avoid the henchwoman flinging herself at him. She misses the kiss and goes through his incorporeal form. Pink frowns at the floor and calls out sadly.

"Come on Jasper, come back up. I love you, and I'm sure you do too. It's not like anyone has to know, there aren't even any security cameras in the camera room!"

She is going to have to erase all these memories once the potion wears off.

[Lady Serpentine]

[Party]

She doesn't know, but, right now, she doesn't really care.

"Because I do."

Instead of crushing him, she tries to stand up and keep him trapped in a hug.

[Murkus]

Main Room

Legion runs around the main table, features panic-stricken. She doesn't wanna beat up the Hatteress, and she doesn't want to get smooched anymore.

The Lady chances a look over her shoulder. Great. Now Hatter's staring at her ass.

"Will you knock it off?!"

[D_Lord]

[Main Room]

Moff 8 walks into the main room and looks around.

"Weren't most of you dudes before?" A beat. "This is horrible. D= I will have no part of this." He turns to leave. Hopefully no currently female person looks at him.

Hey Moff, where are you going, surely you aren't leaving without eating something.
Tentacles pass over from the party table, some chips, some ice cream, and some cake, oh wait, D just ate the cake, so it's some steaks instead.

[Lady Serpentine]

((I thought he ate the ice cream?))

[ThePhantom]

With the help of Magtok and Rocid, they get the clothes and upper body armor off. Well, with his work, Gordon has a nice muscular body.

[Gullara]

[Main Room]

"Gah, not a chance." Moff swats away the first food item that gets near him. "I don't know what kind of lesbian sexy party you're having here, but it's disgusting. Have you no shame?" Moff 8 takes a couple more steps toward the nearest exit.

[D_Lord]

I think that part of my mind, got eaten. Still I have a way around.

Hey look it's Felt Moff, the Moff that was given to D and forcefully turned into a felt puppet the hard way. Wrong, so wrong, everything

I know voodoo, and I got better the normal doll.

Felt Moff is feed some of the food. You can guess what will happen to Moff 8.

[Gullara]

"I don't think that's how voodoo wor-" Moff cuts off as he finds himself suddenly turned into a woman. He looks down at himself. "I... have boobs. Nooooooooooo!" He drops to his knees. This is the very picture of a broken manwoman.

[Zefir]

Zefir makes his look around.

"This is really some kind of nightmare. i wonder who.."

He stops when he notice that Legion is still female.

"..well I think it's obviously."

Zefir heads to his room luckyly the henchwoman have fallen in love with others since he was out of sight when the potions took place.

[Lady Serpentine]

Karyana is still female too, actually.

[Zefir]

Thats... in no way usable. zefir isn't under the influence of the ption and my writing should tell that he was lucky to avoid henchwoman falling in love with him.

[Lady Serpentine]

I meant for purposes of determining who did it; her appearance is unchanged from the last time Zefir saw her.

[Zefir]

In fact that is true and at the moment this comes into his mind as well.

"Not so easy." he mombels as he notice it, but his thoughts go off as he saw her running after the cat buargler.

[ThirdEmperor]

Main Room

"Please please let me go look we should really probably talk about this instead of doing anything rash!!" The Cat Burglar protests, still struggling in a futile attempt to escape.

Meanwhile...

Party

Jasper falls through the ceiling and lands on the now empty table, surveying the chaos going on all around with satisfaction and mischeivous glee. He's less happy about the Hatteress chasing Legion around the table. That he's putting a stop to right now.

"Alright, cut it out. She ain't interested, lady." Jasper says, stepping between the Hatteress and her quarry.

[Lady Serpentine]

[Main Room]


She looks confused.

"But you tried to run away last time! And I'm not stopping you from talking."

[Gullara]

[Party]

What's this? Jasper might suddenly have a female Moff jump on his back from behind. It seems he's forgotten his plight to turn his attention on the first male he's seen in the room.

"Have I ever told you you're stone cold sexy when you talk in a stern voice?" Oh dear.

[ThirdEmperor]

(Please note, I haven't forgotten about Jasper, I'm just waiting for Murkus and the Alexandrian to post)

Main Room

"But, I, ah, um...

Yep. Karyana has pretty much got Cat Burglar there. He was totally planning to run for it at the first opportunity. And of course, she's also got him in a much more immediate way, that is, a bear hug.

"Er.... Maybe we could talk elsewhere like maybe uh Trog's? It'ssupposedtobereallyromanticandstuff!"

He really is freaking out quite badly. He's not even speaking comprehensibly anymore, in favor of talking as fast as possible and hoping the crazy vamp will let him go.

[Slii Arhem]

With the help of Magtok and Rocid, they get the clothes and upper body armor off. Well, with his work, Gordon has a nice muscular body.

Rocid will doodle a quick smiley face on his left pectoral and then leave him to Magtok's tender mercies.

He's going out the door at this point, since his luck has held out and he hasn't picked up any groupies he's going to cut his losses and leave as fast as possible.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok bites his lip, looks around nervously, and notices quite a few of the usual cameras in the AMEN base. Well fudge, that's going to make it terribly difficult to not look like he's ogling Gordon. Maybe if he just-

A camera flash goes off, emitted from Maggy's left eye, and he jumps in surprise. Dammit, the flash was supposed to be turned off! Now everyone will know he took that picture, and, and...aaaagh! He turns tail and runs like a frightened deer!

[BladeofObliviom]

[Outside]

Rocid may or may not notice Cyra leaning up against Jasper's Van.

"Hey. I'd blame you for this, but you're not nearly smart enough."

It may be distinctly noticeable that, despite being genderbent and thus having obviously eaten the food, Cyra is acting more or less normally.