Sexiest Lizardfolk "Alive"?

**martianmister** · 2013-07-29, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)

Seriously, isn't Malack looks hot damn sexy in the 18th panel? That's some big chest...

**Vinsfeld** · 2013-07-29, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)

He's HOT, but that's because he's burning from the sun.

**BrometheusJones** · 2013-07-29, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)

I liked him better before he was on fire and about to explode into ash.

Poor Malack.

**denthor** · 2013-07-29, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)

No this one is but then again you are female.

first and second panels. Large chest and all.

Blonde and all

**Sir_Leorik** · 2013-07-29, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)

No, I think Gannji would probably get voted "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Alive"; Malack would only have been eligible for "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Undead".

**Demolator** · 2013-07-29, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)

I always figured he was really dang slender but when I saw that I was like WOW, he's RIPPED! Why didn't he become a barbarian or something!

**martianmister** · 2013-07-29, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Demolator

I always figured he was really dang slender but when I saw that I was like WOW, he's RIPPED! Why didn't he become a barbarian or something!

Well, he was a barbarian shaman back then.

Originally Posted by Sir_Leorik

No, I think Gannji would probably get voted "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Alive"; Malack would only have been eligible for "Sexiest Male Lizardfolk Undead".

Kinda redundant for a joke, considering the thread name. Isn't it?

**Gift Jeraff** · 2013-07-29, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)

And look at all those veins. Dude is ripped.

**Shred-Bot** · 2013-07-30, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff

And look at all those veins. Dude is ripped.

Yeah, I always find a robust circulatory system to be quite attractive. Lub-dub, baby!

**Killer Angel** · 2013-07-30, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by martianmister

Seriously, isn't Malack looks hot damn sexy in the 18th panel?

If I can paraphrase Nale: it never struck me 'til this moment, no.

**Sir_Leorik** · 2013-07-30, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by martianmister

Kinda redundant for a joke, considering the thread name. Isn't it?

Not according to "Townspeople" magazine it isn't!

**Raphite1** · 2013-07-30, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)

Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

But honestly? Most of my brain was just waiting for this thread to show up.

**BrometheusJones** · 2013-07-30, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Raphite1

Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

But honestly? Most of my brain was just waiting for this thread to show up.

Well... you ARE on the internet... it shouldnt be that surprising.

**Vinsfeld** · 2013-07-30, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Raphite1

Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

I agree with you. Sabine is the real hottie of this comic.

**Lvl45DM!** · 2013-07-31, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)

Ok im bad at this kind of thing but...This is a joke right?

**thereaper** · 2013-08-02, 12:35 AM (ISO 8601)

You should hope so. Pray, even.

The alternative does not bode well for the species.

**JCAll** · 2013-08-02, 12:50 AM (ISO 8601)

If only Z had dispelled Malack's Protection from Daylight, only for him to start sparkling and run away in shame.

**Killer Angel** · 2013-08-02, 06:34 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Raphite1

Some small part of my brain thinks that I should be surprised to learn that someone is sexually attracted to a stick-figure depiction of an ancient vampire snake burning to death

It's only a matter of how much developed and wild, is your imagination...

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