D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back

[Notreallyhere77]

I'm back already! With another batch! Can you believe it?

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I think 16 is enough for now. Enjoy!

[Yora]

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I didn't expect that these miniatures exist.

(Seriously, are they custom made?)

[Notreallyhere77]

I didn't expect that these miniatures exist.

(Seriously, are they custom made?)

I think so. I don't know for sure, either.

[Doorhandle]

Alright: I am now up to date with Dr.Mcninja, and thus I shall present you this thing to tide you over while i prepare the rest of my taxes.

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[The Boz]

Those are Warhammer Fantasy Battles minis. The one on the far right has a different head, and some green stuff was obviously used for a hat and parts of the cape.

[Venger]

awesome posters

I really liked your posters!

I do have to ask about the $20 bill though. who is that fellow? I'm sure that it adds enjoyment onto the joke if I know the answer to this question.

and where are those red-robed monks from?

I really like the chubby giraffe. he's so cute!

[Mordokai]

A different take on a well known characeter. My own, even.

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[Doorhandle]

Divine-fluffed ranger, with an item-familiar instead of a companion.

[Venger]

A different take on a well known characeter. My own, even.

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arguably, favoured enemy (gods)

[Vknight]

You see Vknight trollin your front lawn so far you've realized he crazy and he's laughing.

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This goes out to all those people that have those sanity problems from failing their san check. Ok no it isn't.... I lied.... Stop reading this... You have not stopped yet.... Ok quit it your getting me angry....

[DeadManSleeping]

She is stepping on her tail. That looks terribly uncomfortable.

[Doorhandle]

You see Vknight trollin your front lawn-

Uh... How? It doesn't have a brain!

Anyway, it turns out worms is really appropriate for D&D. Who would have thought?

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[NikitaDarkstar]

Doorhandle... I friggin love you right now, you know that?

Sheesh now I'm feeling nostalgic too, time to pull out the hubbys old amiga and kick his butt in worms 1 :p

[Mordokai]

arguably, favoured enemy (gods)

I thought about it, but he kills quite a few critters other than gods.

Anyway, it turns out worms is really appropriate for D&D. Who would have thought?

Ah, nostalgia... where did you get the pictures? I seem to remember the ones with two worms competing who has the bigger guns are from Worms 2, but not all of them... I think.

[Doorhandle]

Doorhandle... I friggin love you right now, you know that?

Sheesh now I'm feeling nostalgic too, time to pull out the hubbys old amiga and kick his butt in worms 1 :p

DOORHANDLE WINS:

INFIDELITY!

Sorry, had to do that. Too punny to pass up.

Ah, nostalgia... where did you get the pictures? I seem to remember the ones with two worms competing who has the bigger guns are from Worms 2, but not all of them... I think.

T'was a simple recipe of Youtube, Print screen, photoshop, and too much free time.

Also, on the Kratos question, I think a ranger can have more than one favored enemy, so he would just have a smaller bonus against not-gods. unless that's only pathfinder.

[Necroticplague]

Ah, nostalgia... where did you get the pictures? I seem to remember the ones with two worms competing who has the bigger guns are from Worms 2, but not all of them... I think.

I recognize some of the pictures from cutscenes in Worms Forts: Under Siege. Darn it, now "gamer nostlagia" is kicking in. brb, worms.

[Yora]

A few of them are from the very first Worms from 1995. (The one and only!)

[Vknight]

Uh... How? It doesn't have a brain!

Why Doorhandle I'm hurt how could you say such things, I keep them in jars

[Ksheep]

I really liked your posters!

I do have to ask about the $20 bill though. who is that fellow? I'm sure that it adds enjoyment onto the joke if I know the answer to this question.

and where are those red-robed monks from?

I really like the chubby giraffe. he's so cute!

Not entirely sure about the fellow on the bill, but as for the "monks", they're from this classic skit.

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hell, there's a playboy bunny symbol on that $20, so I'd guess the face belongs to that creepy old guy who runs playboy. Hugh Hepner? Ah, I'm not sure if that's his name.

[Yora]

Looks like the evil grin of Donald Rumsfeld to me.

[Venger]

Looks like the evil grin of Donald Rumsfeld to me.

ah yes, that's the guy. people are hard to recognise on grainy money paper

hell, there's a playboy bunny symbol on that $20, so I'd guess the face belongs to that creepy old guy who runs playboy. Hugh Hepner? Ah, I'm not sure if that's his name.

close, hugh hephner

[Arbane]

close, hugh hephner

Hefner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Hefner

[enderlord99]

Hekner, Hegner, Hezner, He-antidisestablishmentarianism-ner... Same difference.

[Hiro Protagonest]

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[Yora]

Unless the spell already exist in the very first edition of D&D, I would say suggestion was based on Obi-Wan.

[Venger]

Hefner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Hefner

whoops!

I think suggestion was part of the '74 version of D&D, although I could be wrong.

[Notreallyhere77]

I really liked your posters!

I do have to ask about the $20 bill though. who is that fellow? I'm sure that it adds enjoyment onto the joke if I know the answer to this question.

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed them.
The face is the face of Donald Rumsfield, and the picture came from here:
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=167

I plan to put up a few more posters tomorrow. Probably not so many as usual, though.
The giraffe is from a Cracked.com article, but I don't remember which one, because I read almost all of them.

[Venger]

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed them.
The face is the face of Donald Rumsfield, and the picture came from here:
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=167

I plan to put up a few more posters tomorrow. Probably not so many as usual, though.
The giraffe is from a Cracked.com article, but I don't remember which one, because I read almost all of them.

okay, thanks.

great! looking forward to them. I know how you feel, inspiration comes in bursts. xiaolin showdown was a boon for my postermaking skills, there were lots of moments that made great posters while I was marathonning it. I'm in a bit of a lull myself, but I'll post some too probably tomorrow.

I do seem to remember that from cracked, but as with most of their images, they get them from somewhere else. I remember seeing this in a print magazine somewhere before reading the cracked article.

edit: found the source. it's an ad for a binocular company. "see everything 10 times bigger"

here's the original: http://adsoftheworld.com/files/image..._3.preview.jpg

[Notreallyhere77]

Nice! Thanks.
Yeah, inspiration comes in bursts, as does free time to create. I don't know if I've mentioned it, but all of my motivators are made a few seconds before I paste the link into my post, so when I say "fresh" demotivators, I mean "real-time, I just made them."