Feytalist's Fantastically Freakish First Random Banter #171

[Mutant Sheep]

Or Sonic. Or a lot of things.

Sorry. Now you are including Mario and Sonic Olympic games. Drags everything down. Don't get to be included.

[LaZodiac]

Well every Wii game that wasnt a near-launch title. Or Kirby. Or Mario. Or some of the really good smaller titles. But so many Wii games are ... really bad.

And how does having a throwing knife hit you in the toe make you fall over dead?

Those are not games, those are shovelware. If you ignore those, pretty much everything on the Wii is great except for a few things, like Sonic and Mario at the Olympics, and realy that's not a BAD game, just ridiculous.

Want a Cyanide capsule? I have at least 12.

Gladly *slips thtem into Sheep's drink*

[Mutant Sheep]

Those are not games, those are shovelware. If you ignore those, pretty much everything on the Wii is great except for a few things, like Sonic and Mario at the Olympics, and realy that's not a BAD game, just ridiculous.



Gladly *slips thtem into Sheep's drink*

Ha! I already finished my Coke! Failed assassinati-*is leapt on by an Elite and stabbed in the face with an energy sword*.

I just wish more Wii games let you use a Gamecube controller. The classic oen is really clumsy, motion controls feel too gimicky, and the Wiimote held sideways is just... why?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Sorry. Now you are including Mario and Sonic Olympic games. Drags everything down. Don't get to be included.

1: That's a fine game.
2: You brought it up first with Mario.

@LaZ: You were suppose to take it ... Not slip it to MS. But I guess that works.

ION: AUTOTUNE!!!

[Ranger Mattos]

What's wrong with CoD? Sure, its not Gears of War (chainsawing people in the face>stabbing someone in the foot and then they die) but its better than just about every Wii game that has come out ever.

Blasphemy!

Well every Wii game that wasnt a near-launch title. Or Kirby. Or Mario. Or some of the really good smaller titles. But so many Wii games are ... really bad.

Or Sonic. Or Legend of Zelda. Or a lot of things.

I will admit that a lot of games developed for the Wii that aren't made by Nintendo aren't very good, but you can't group them with LoZ and say they're all bad.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Guys, guys, guys. I just found: The. Best. Youtube. Video. Ever.

Well, besides these two. Your poor unsuspecting senses.

[factotum]

Yep. If there's an inch of snow the entire railway system breaks down completely.

At least it actually requires snow for that to happen to you...there was a memorable occasion a few years back where trains in the UK were being cancelled left, right and centre due to "leaves on the line". This was in Autumn, which is obviously the last time of year you'd expect trees to be losing leaves all over your nice shiny railway tracks...

[Teddy]

My perspective on life may be a tad bit flawed.

I suddenly don't understand a thing...

Teddy, you're a very silly person. And by silly, I mean normtasicular.

While I admit that I can leave rather silly creations in my wake when tasked with being creative, I still wouldn't say that silly is a good word to describe my overall personality. I'm far too serious (albeit tongue-in-cheek) and sarcastic to earn such a title.

And that word. Wut?

[AtlanteanTroll]

I suddenly don't understand a thing...

You're silly because we're silly.

Also, why are people so dang stupid?

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[Pheehelm]

Everyone needs a hobby.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Everyone needs a hobby.

Sure ... But ... Doing that to yourself?

[Pheehelm]

I guess that was his way of paying penance for lying?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

That was hilarious. They all started kicking his groin to put the fire out!
I am amused by his pain.

[AtlanteanTroll]

That was hilarious. They all started kicking his groin to put the fire out!
I am amused by his pain.

My work here is done.

[LaZodiac]

Ha! I already finished my Coke! Failed assassinati-*is leapt on by an Elite and stabbed in the face with an energy sword*.

I just wish more Wii games let you use a Gamecube controller. The classic oen is really clumsy, motion controls feel too gimicky, and the Wiimote held sideways is just... why?

Bah, I wouldn't use an energy sword. Two unwieldly. I'd use something more...refined *beam katana*

The sideways way is meant to emulate the NES controller. Also, you have to admit, in some games (mostly shooters) the motion control is great. A good example would be, say, Sin and Punishment 2.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Yay, just explained Plato's Theory of Forms to someone, up to the point where other people started having to explain, because we were getting to talk about stuff that I didn't understand either!

[Ranger Mattos]

Also, why are people so dang stupid?

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-wut-

I... that's just...

wtf?

ION: Does anyone know any poems or folktales involving a conflict over money/property? I need one for an English project.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

ION: Does anyone know any poems or folktales involving a conflict over money/property? I need one for an English project.

Have you had a look at the Aarne-Thompson classifications for folktales? Try Folktale #1: the Fox Steals the Fish?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Oh, I love responding to Prank texts/calls like someone who's out of there mind.

[Qwertystop]

Oh, I love responding to Prank texts/calls like someone who's out of there mind.

Any examples?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Any examples?

Sure ... ...

im just txting random peeps and if ur under 15 yrs old and want to txt say ninjas

Foolish fool! The dark lord will devour your soul as if it was a delicious, strawberry flavored monkey!

wat

Are you a pirate or a woodpecker? o.O

It just got worse from there.

[Qwertystop]

examples

My family is looking at me weird. I laughed very very hard...


Then I explained. Now they are as well.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

I had a friend who would answer the phone thusly.

"Hello, Toronto City Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em, how may I help you?"

It was the best thing.

[LaZodiac]

What ever happened to just answering the phone normally.

[AtlanteanTroll]

My family is looking at me weird. I laughed very very hard...

Then I explained. Now they are as well.

Im glad you and your kin find my off brand humor funny.

What ever happened to just answering the phone normally.

How would you respond to a text reading:

im just txting random peeps and if ur under 15 yrs old and want to txt say ninjas

[Mutant Sheep]

I'd say I was Lex Luthor, if he gets the joke, call him a nerd and then go play Starcraft.

[Heliomance]

What's wrong with CoD? Sure, its not Gears of War (chainsawing people in the face>stabbing someone in the foot and then they die) but its better than just about every Wii game that has come out ever.

Twilight Princess would like a word with you. As would Okami. I expect Metroid Prime: Corruption would, as well. And hopefully Skyward Sword, though I haven't got to play that yet. My housemate bought it today though, so I'm totally going to steal it. *is excited*

I had a friend who would answer the phone thusly.

"Hello, Toronto City Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em, how may I help you?"

It was the best thing.

I have been known to answer "Hello, the Savoy Grill?"

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

What ever happened to just answering the phone normally.

Well, she only answers like that if it's me, or another friend who she knows REALLY REALLY WELL who appreciates that kind of humour.

... that's a lie once, she once answered the phone like that for a complete stranger, and he played along. "Hey, I have a body here, can you come and pick it up?" "No, sorry, we don't do pick-up, only drop-off." "Oh, ok. When are you open?" "We're open from 10 AM to 3 PM, and from 7PM to 12 PM" "Alright, I'll be over tomorrow."

Then they hung up.

And then 5 minutes later my friend realized she had no clue who that was, or what they really called for.

[Qwertystop]

Well, she only answers like that if it's me, or another friend who she knows REALLY REALLY WELL who appreciates that kind of humour.

... that's a lie once, she once answered the phone like that for a complete stranger, and he played along. "Hey, I have a body here, can you come and pick it up?" "No, sorry, we don't do pick-up, only drop-off." "Oh, ok. When are you open?" "We're open from 10 AM to 3 PM, and from 7PM to 12 PM" "Alright, I'll be over tomorrow."

Then they hung up.

And then 5 minutes later my friend realized she had no clue who that was, or what they really called for.

Did they come over with a body?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Did they come over with a body?

No, pretty certain I would have heard if he did.