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2011-12-15, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Brace yourselves everyone.
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It's done. We're there. We have finally reached Peak Deegan.
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2011-12-15, 01:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
....nnnno. That's an edit that somehow made its way onto the site. No. No. No.
So Dominic's vision only comes true if she wears a floofy dress and they have a normal wedding? So Jayden starts talking for the sake of her lord Dominus's will? And no Greg.
No.
Shut up Greg. I'm going to go erase Greg from this comic in MSPaint and replace him with.. with........ something.With Open Eyes
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2011-12-15, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
This is now the best arc ever.
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2011-12-15, 01:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Anyone else getting the impression this is the start of a GregxJayden romance. Feels like something Mookie would do.
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2011-12-15, 01:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 01:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Heh. Where is the real comic Trazoi.
Seriously, that was so stupid even mookie wouldn't be able to do that. Where is the real comic Cough it up. Great mimicry of course.
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2011-12-15, 01:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
This. Is. WONDERFUL!
Don't you see, guys? We're done with the wedding! It's over! We don't have to live in dread of the friggin' wedding arc! It's just finished! No more Deegan wedding! No more! No more . . . Please, I beg you, no more . . .
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2011-12-15, 02:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Originally Posted by Mookie's newspost
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2011-12-15, 02:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Heh heh, real funny. It's obvious this is just the first of the wedding scenes. Next Dominic and Luna will elope to elfland and have a tree wedding to make it feel more real, then they will fight the king and they'll say, we just want to get married and he'll be like, I'm the King I can make anything happen and he'll marry them nobility style. Then when everything settles down Momma D will have her traditional wedding but then just as it's finished Greg will abduct them to hard-rock-ville and have rock-themed wedding. While they're in Aberthast to have their ears healed from the last wedding, Jayden who feels guilty about the first rushed wedding will give them religious wedding. Will that be the end of it? Who knows, but now Greg has the hots for Jayden and they're all ready to get married themselves only Greg insists that he, will have more wedding then his brother. As we deal with that Donovan reminisces with his sons about his own various weddings...
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2011-12-15, 02:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 02:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
...so, is it over? The looming threat of an ultra-long extended wedding arc banned? I'm hopeful, but Mookie excels at crushing any kind of hope.
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2011-12-15, 02:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 02:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
So in one strip, we have more bad romance, Jayden getting out of trauma to marry a couple, and facebath.
My snark-meter is on overload.
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2011-12-15, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Jayden honey? Since you're talking again and can presumably cast spells now, could you do us a huge favor and smite that turd from the realities?
In all seriousness though, to my surprise, I have to say that wasn't bad for the webcomic. If I cared about the characters, Luna's face wasn't quite so hideous, Jayden didn't pop in out of nowhere, and SmugGreg... was not, I'd probably consider this rather sweet.Last edited by AgentofOdd; 2011-12-15 at 02:33 AM.
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2011-12-15, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
That's what makes the last three panels so awesome! It's like Mookie has set himself a personal challenge for how to make SmugGreg even more irritating.
Well, he's now interrupted Dom and Luna's wedding and Jayden breaking her silence with his stupid metal act simultaneously! Surely it's impossible to top this in 2012? Not for Mookie it isn't! Stay tuned!
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2011-12-15, 02:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
I...I was once a fan...was once a fan...
Oh, and that's not metal, Mookie. THIS is metal.Holy crap, I have a blog!
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2011-12-15, 02:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
I want to snark this but it is just such a pinnacle of awful that my brain exploded and I am now typing this as a ghost.
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2011-12-15, 02:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
With Open Eyes
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2011-12-15, 02:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
You may **** the banana.
Indeed Toast. Indeed.
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2011-12-15, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 03:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
I just hope Mookie doesn't try a honeymoon arc.
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2011-12-15, 03:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
We had that already, remember?
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2011-12-15, 04:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
For a second there i thought that greg was playing the priest role, but then i noticed it wasnt his speech bubble. So in a way i guess i'm glad this isnt as horrible as it could have been? It's still horrible though...
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2011-12-15, 05:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 06:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
....Wait, what?
We just spent 2 weeks of strips explaining why Dominic and Luna wanted a big, public wedding with all their friends and families in attendance, because of how much it would hurt Mama Deegan's feelings not to be there when the big moment came....
...And now this? In one strip? Just like that?
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2011-12-15, 07:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
Panel #1: "I don't know about you, but self-diagnosed codependency followed by 'muuuhauugh *sniff* muuuhauugh huuah *sniff* ahuh' sounded a lot like vows to me."
Panel #6: "Shut up and go back to the kitchen, Jayden, nobody cares that you're talking again. You really shouldn't anyway. Let me be (vegan) METAL nerd nerd nerd metal. Because that's obviously what's needed here."
Panel #7: "Being \m/ metal \m/ is just contorting your fingers in the orcish defiance sign to say you ain't afraid of no callanian \m/ and elongating random syllaaaaaaaaaables, right? \m/ There's noooooooothing more to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! \m/ I'm so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetal."
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2011-12-15, 07:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
So, this is another tenet of the Luanian faith, I guess, which is that you can just slap two people with a marriage, and bam. Married. Given that the Luanians are apparently not averse to drinking and practical jokes, I imagine there are entire communities of people who were just married by a Luanian in a drunken rage.
"Barman! Get me summoooooor lavger!"
"No, your holiness, I'm cutting you off."
"S-ssshut up! NOW YOU'RE MARRIED TO THAT CHAIR."
Which raises the question of man where do traditional marriages even come from if it's this easy to just slap one together?
Also, were you guys (Silent Jay and Smug) just standing there listening the whole time? Seriously? Or did they just come in at the key moment and decide to break a vow of silence to marry these two lunatics? Which would be more nonsensical?Last edited by rocketpony; 2011-12-15 at 07:32 AM.
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2011-12-15, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
You're not the only one
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Doesn't Mookie have a wife now? Couldn't she slap him upside the head and point out how terrible the last three panels were? Hell, the last one doesn't even make a whole lot of sense unless (a) Jayden is going to be really pissed off that Greg was a jerk and (b) Greg just turns his "metal" on and off like a faucet. I mean, look at how calm he is after being "metal" -- shouldn't he still have some SmugGreg going on?Lead Designer for Oracle Hunter GamesToday a Blog, Tomorrow a Business!
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2011-12-15, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Mk. XLI: No Morals! No Quarter! All Brutal!
It's funny if you watch all of last week's strips in a row:
Bad vision, throwing up.
We're in danger!
We're happy!
I'm crying!
You're married!
METAL!!!
Keep in mind that all this took about a minute in story time.