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2012-08-19, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If you're summoning water, you're summoning it near you. Thus, being submerged within a giant mass of water would theoretically slow down the duration of the impact when you hit, especially if the volume of water is significant compared to the size of the cavern you find yourself in.
Not an optimal way to built a character, but fun. A Water cleric who was a wall of meat and health, healed with spontaneous conversion, and for flavor he created water, made water holy, and then controlled said water.
When you can flood a cavern with water almost instantaneously, you can let a lack of oxygen do most of your killing for you. Bless the water in case of undead.Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
Former EMPIRE2! Player: Imperator of the Nihoni Dominion
Former EMPIRE3! Player: Suzerain of the Phœnīx Estates
Former EMPIRE4! Player: Margrave of the Margraviate of Rhune
My Awesome Campaign Setting
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2012-08-20, 06:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not attempt to purify the lower planes by Planar Binding demons and devils, wiping their alignments, converting them to the forces of Good, and then dismissing them.
Thanks, Prime32, for the awesome Cirno avatar!
Good English is vigorous and concise.
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2012-08-21, 01:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Even if it doesn't sound out of place in the setting, my Exalt's name may not be Vash the Stampede.
** "Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III" is out of the question.
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2012-08-21, 01:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-08-21, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* No longer allowed obliberating entire plane by opening huge portals to Hel and Abyss and watch as Blood War devours everything.
** Even if I'm playing planar traveller who landed in Dark Sun.
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2012-08-21, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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- Newcastle, UK
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Fiasco:
* I am not allowed to play any character in a position of authority
* I am not allowed to play any character with money
* I am not allowed to play any character who can manipulate others through fear
* I am not allowed to play any role that causes one of the other players to state "Oh God, He's Back!"
* I am not allowed a speaking role
* I am not allowed a role where I can gesture
* I am not allowed to play Fiasco
* The name "Doctor Clark Devlin MD" is no longer to be spoken aloud
* The name "Doctor Clark Devlin MD" is no longer to be written downTo the guy responsible for Belkar, Haley and Vaarsuvius. Thank you for providing over 800 comedy gems.
My Favourite Giant Posts
Well, It Took 10 Years, But His Tolerance For Rules-Based Criticism Finally Snapped Like A Dry Breadstick
Race Should Not Dictate Alignment
"What's the point in defending the defensible? Where's the challenge in that?" - Nick Naylor, Thank You for Smoking
Spot the Toxic Comic Fans! Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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2012-08-21, 08:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Imps are not nunchucks, no matter how many Malconvoker levels I might have.
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2012-08-21, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-21, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
When the party commits a contract killing a days travel from the queen who gave us the contract
*I may not abandon my watch in order to cut the head off of the body we are transporting and take it for myself.
**I may not, after stealing said head of our contract kill, abandon my party with an 8-hour head start to collect everyone's share of the bounty
***I may not lie to a queen, telling her my entire party has perished, when they are on their way to speak with said queen
****I may not hide everyone's share of the bounty and pretend to have only collect my portion.
if I do, I should expect everyone in the party to hate me (except for the class Rogue, who will respect me for getting away with it)
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2012-08-21, 11:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*The Continuum system is absolutely not to be used for a Homestuck campaign.
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2012-08-22, 01:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2012
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- Earth
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Buzzing the Jade Pleasure Dome at Mach 3 will irritate the gods therein. (1st Ed Exalted)
*A single magi-tech contraption pumping out more than 17 million damage per turn... Mystra's attention, you have it. (Playing an Arcane Mechanik PrCing into Warcaster in Faerun.)
*I am no longer allowed to follow through with any idea that starts with my character yelling "Hey guys, watch this!"
*No, my arcane mechanik cannot resurrect our dead party member.
**Even if he slaughters an entire town of innocents in a single blaze to funnel their souls into said party member.
*One should not be surprised when their character is regarded differently after slaying a group of apprentice red wizards with a rain of metal rods of... a dubious shape.
*No, a Mercy focused hunter would not use a meat slicer on a screaming vampire's head. (Hunter: the Reckoning)
**No, they... you know what? Your Martyr is now a Wayward.
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2012-08-23, 12:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2012-08-23, 02:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-23, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-08-25, 07:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- An Abyssal Tower
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Duct tape will not allow the party members to mend the tear in reality caused by the party wizard accidentally destroying one of the crystals that holds the Universe together.
Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
(::) Current avatar by Smuchmuch (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS - For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My Deviant Art. Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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2012-08-25, 08:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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2012-08-25, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-08-25, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-08-26, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* No domesticating elk.
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2012-08-26, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Pennsylvania
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not send Ensign Ricky to the surface of the planet to see if it's poisonous.
**I may not send Ensign Ricky to see if the new species is peaceful or not.
***I may no longer command ensigns.
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2012-08-26, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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- My Own Prison
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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2012-08-26, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-26, 07:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If the DM realises that me and my friends characters are based on pinky and the brain and our only goal is to take over the realms they are vetoed.
*It turns out romancing a princess while deposing her father is mutually exclusive, despite what history tells me.
*If I stat up the slender man for a call of cthulhu campaign I shouldn't be surprised when he comes for me.
**I will not stat up the slender man
***No. You. Will. Not.
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2012-08-26, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2012
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- off the grid
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I got my new DM to give me a house ruled spell that separates an area containing only 1 type of molecule and reduce in into the base elements
(I used the example of splitting table salt into sodium and chlorine)
when our 2nd level party was attacked by 20+ orcs who were crossing a fiver with a battering ram I convinced a party member to "stand by the river with a torch" saying i had a "good plan" (thank you massive bluff score). I promptly cast my spell on the river thus turning H2O into 2parts explosive gas and 1part flammable gas. the whole river blew like a bomb killing a grand total of 23 orcs 1PC and a fair amount of vegetation and wildlife, the GM finish by telling my deceased ally "your dead corpses levels up as it is swept away by the angry waters"
Every DM who saw this has considered some or all of the following rules:
I cannot use houseruled spells anymore
I cannot play an alchemist anymore
I cannot play a chaotic alignment anymore
I cannot put ranks in charisma-based skills anymoreLGBTitP
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Universal Decay by Deamoneye Publishing
Dungeons the Dragoning 40k 7.5th edition by Lawful Nice
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2012-08-26, 09:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Not to have access to Multitasking, Dual Wielding, Professor and Commander at the same time.
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-08-26, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may not throw a Roc at the party, only for it to grab one of the party members and fly away.
** I may not then throw a White Dragon with Snatch at the party, just to have it grab the same party member and fly away.
*** May not use any monsters with the Snatch feat
**** May NOT throw Tucker's Kobolds at the party either.
***** That's it, no more hit and run tactics from monsters EVER
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2012-08-26, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2012-08-26, 11:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*To name a character Bilbo and have him be a nicotine addict is ok.
**To name a character Bilbo and make him the world's best ruthless sniper is not.Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-08-27, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2012
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- off the grid
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not play a charecter called "the doctor"
**I may not have a blue telephone box that is bigger on the inside
***if I do it canot teleport in space and time
****when I die I may not create a character called the second(or third or fourth) doctor that is identical save slight cosmetic changes
*****I may not have a sonic screwdriver
******everLGBTitP
Avatar by Teutonic Knight.
Universal Decay by Deamoneye Publishing
Dungeons the Dragoning 40k 7.5th edition by Lawful Nice
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2012-08-28, 01:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar