MS Paint Adventures V: THIS IS STUPID

[Gez]

I found an everything generator. http://miffthefox.info/mspa/landgen/


I think it's easier than taking a test. I got Rogue of Hate.

Yeah. The first result was not too bad, but it got worse, before getting better.

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You are the Bard of Dawn in the Land of Leaves and Zephyr.
Your chumHandle is linguisticMobilizer

Your interests include GRIMDARK ARTS and FRIVOLITY.
Your wield the chainsawKind specibus and have combined your CHAINSAW with your INCENSE HOLDER and JACK-IN-THE-BOX to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are mysterious pink pandas who like science.

It's funny how randomness can be poetic. Land of Leaves and Zephyr sounds cool. The weapon seems completely ridiculous, however.

You are the Monk of Love in the Land of Reflection and Mountains.
Your chumHandle is westernEnthusiast

Your interests include GEOLOGY and BOTANY.
Your wield the fncysntaKind specibus and have combined your FANCY SANTA with your OBSIDIAN STONE and AMORPHOPHALLUS TITANUM to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are joyful indigo velociraptors who like tomfoolery.

Wait, did I say the previous was a ridiculous weapon? This is ludicrously more ridiculous.

You are the Sylph of Heart in the Land of Swamp and Magma.
Your chumHandle is textbookGodhead

Your interests include ENGINEERING and COOKING.
Your wield the bowKind specibus and have combined your CROSSBOW with your PLANE REPLICA and ICE CREAM to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are easily distracted silver penguins who like pranks.

Poor penguins in a land of magma...

You are the Spy of Peace in the Land of Powder and Iron.
Your chumHandle is arcaneRobber

Your interests include GRIMDARK ARTS and LITERATURE.
Your wield the bowKind specibus and have combined your BOW & ARROW with your SUMMONING GRIMOIRE and CHINESE HAIKUS OF LITTLER HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are awesome steel grey tigers who like adventure.

Now this is completely awesome. The planet is literally a bomb, the weapon is most excellent, and the consorts are epic. Title is cool too I guess.

[TheArsenal]

Lets See what I got:

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You are the Thane of Cause in the Land of Fear and Ink.
Your chumHandle is arachnidsCalibrator

Your interests include ENGINEERING and GAMBLING.
Your wield the hammerKind specibus and have combined your SLEDGEHAMMER with your PLANE REPLICA and ROULETTE WHEEL to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are blithe gold hawks who like power.

[Friv]

Well, according to that crazy-complicated test, I'm a Knight of Void apparently?

Let's try a few of those randomizers:

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You are the Spy of Faith in the Land of Brains and Cathedrals.
Your chumHandle is westernExtinguisher

Your interests include FRIVOLITY and LITERATURE.
Your wield the umbrellaKind specibus and have combined your UMBRELLA with your ****TY WIZARD FIGURINE and THE ALCHEMIST to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are arrogant cerulean chameleons who like philosophy.

Awesome. It's even got my handle in my interest list. :)

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You are the Rogue of Loss in the Land of Cacophony and Cobblestone.
Your chumHandle is blatantCalibrator

Your interests include GEOLOGY and VIDEO GAMES.
Your wield the gloveKind specibus and have combined your GLOVES with your GOLD LEAF and SONIC PLUSHTOY to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are shy fuschia wolves who like art.

I'm trying to imagine what the land of Cacophony and Cobblestones would look like, and all I get is the Demon City Malfeas.

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You are the Thief of Truth in the Land of Hay and Mercury.
Your chumHandle is concaveLuminary

Your interests include SCIENCE and GRIMDARK ARTS.
Your wield the diceKind specibus and have combined your POP-O-MATIC with your STEAMPUNK NOVEL and 'USERNAME: 666' VIDEO, BURNED ONTO DVD to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are awesome brown lemurs who like stories.

... okay, that's three thiefy titles in a row. Weird.

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Poor penguins in a land of magma...

Clearly, the penguins live in the swamp. Saving them from the awful magma is your goal, in much the same way that Jade had to thaw the frozen frogs in her land.

[Lix Lorn]

You are the KING of HATE in the LAND OF BRASS AND SUN...

[Fawkes]

I found an everything generator. http://miffthefox.info/mspa/landgen/


I think it's easier then taking a test. I got Rogue of Hate.

I got Queen of Zeal.

[Istari]

So Slyph of Blood for the test
and for the randomizer

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Land of Rays and Urns

Thane of Light
Your interests include Video Games and Knick Knacks.

You wield the wrenchKind specibus and have combined your Pipe Wrench with your Castlevania and Snow Globe to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is grimProtector.

The consorts of your land are mysterious blue snakes who like swimming.

[Lateral]

Apparently, I'm in the LAND OF RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES, my interests are GAMBLING and FRIVOLITY, my strife specibus is FANCY SANTAKIND, I've combined my FANCY SANTA with my DALEK FIGURINE and my FETUS IN A JAR to make my awesome weapon, my consorts are IMPRESSIONABLE HOT PINK RABBITS who like BEAUTY...

...and my title is the THANE of DEATH. Lolwut.

[Draconi Redfir]

Tech of Time: the rule doesn't forbid very common abbreviations.

Wright of Time: probably even better, given that it uses thesaurus-worthy vocabulary, something Hussie is very fond of. (Just look at how Problem Sleuth had "PULCHRITUDE" instead of "charisma" for example.)

hmm those could work. I'm just glad the one-syllable rule doesnt apply for lands. otherwise the land of Spires and Biometal would be kaput :P

[Grytorm]

Stupid double posty thing.

[Grytorm]

Generated a lot of combinations, but my favorite is this

Land of Glamour and Subway

Guide of Stars
Your interests include Art and Meta.

You wield the screwdriverKind specibus and have combined your Flathead Screwdriver with your MC Escher Picture and Problem Sleuth Poster to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is misguidedForger.

The consorts of your land are naive cerulean dolphins who like tomfoolery.

The weapon sounds like one of the knotted windows.

[Calamity]

For the test, I'm the Seer of Doom.

Which would probably suck epically for me in a theoretical Sburb session given the ride Sollux had.

I've done the random generator so many times though, that it's lost all meaning for. Plus I do like the test, there's a lot of thought gone into it.

In other news, I have to say these updates of late are making me feel sorry for both the Auto-Responder and Roxy...

[The_Final_Stand]

Welp, I've just spent 3 unproductive days learning about Homestuck, much of it reading the wiki. I am now a fan of reading this comic. Hooray.

And, being bored, I went and clicked that randomiser, and after a few failures (Queen of X, for example) got the following:

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Land of Shade and Turmoil

Thief of Form

Your interests include Video Games and Science.

You wield the chainsawKind specibus and have combined your Chainsaw with your Minecraft and Tesla Coil to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is oddballJavelin.

The consorts of your land are arrogant translucent sharks who like money.

Which seems pretty cool.

[Derjuin]

Welp, I've just spent 3 unproductive days learning about Homestuck, much of it reading the wiki. I am now a fan of reading this comic. Hooray.

I hope you read the comic before the wiki . Welcome to our insane cultist meetup. Obligatory "who's your favorite character" question phrased as a statement!

I still can't access the landgen site though.

[Shogo]

Land of Sponge and Falsehood

Mage of Shape

Your interests include SCIENCE and BOTANY.

You wield the bowKind specibus and have combined your CROSSBOW with your STEAMPUNK NOVEL and VENUS FLY TRAP to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is racecarQuickster.

The consorts of your land are INSULTING BLACK PANDAS who like BEAUTY.

[Radar]

This generator is great:

Land of Plains and Eldritch

Maid of Joy

Your interests include Sports and Science.

You wield the grenadeKind specibus and have combined your Frag Grenades with your Football and Vial of Mercury to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is hystericalKinsmen.

The consorts of your land are lazy cyan doves who like agriculture.

Now I have the image of a crazy girl in a maid/sport uniform kicking live grenades all over the place with Woo-style doves flying around her in slow motion.

[Androgeus]

You are the Bane of Form in the Land of Islands and Scales.
Your chumHandle is harmonicaCapitalist

Your interests include COLLECTIBLES and PALEONTOLOGY.
Your wield the knifeKind specibus and have combined your DAGGER with your DALEK FIGURINE and T-REX TOOTH to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are uncoordinated fuschia toucans who like mining.

Bane of Form sounds cool, and the weapon is pure awesome

[Madmal]

You are the Envoy of Zeal in the Land of Thought and Repetition
Your chumHandle is zealousGeneticist.

Your interests include KNICK KNACKS and GRIMDARK ARTS.
You wield the spearKind specibus and have combined your JAVELIN with your SNOW GLOBE and SUMMONING GRIMOIRE to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are insulting translucent skunks who like mining.

[Draconi Redfir]

Something to record a slideshow of various still images for varying lengths of time

Something to record two-way Skype or other auto conversations

Something to place a small animated "score bar" overtop of the still images that i can change and manipulate easily

Something to glue it all together and upload it to youtube.

... Dangit, i have no idea what any of that would be.

Been thinking about that "OC interview" idea i had awhile back, don’t think it'll actually happen, but it'd be nice if it could.

[TheArsenal]

Warning Do not watch Clip unless you want to take Jack noir seriously ever again

[maximus25]

So, after Dirk asks out and is shot down by Jake, will BroXGlasses become a ship? I assume it already is, but if not, you heard it here first.


Also, with 4 boys and 4 girls left, and one boy being homosex, how will this shipping work out?

[Draconi Redfir]

So, after Dirk asks out and is shot down by Jake, will BroXGlasses become a ship? I assume it already is, but if not, you heard it here first.

Nononononono. Clearly Jake will just not understand his own sexuality at 16 and get together with dirk at a later date blahdyblahdyblahdyblah.

Baisically the exact same thing that happened with John/Karkat.

[Derjuin]

So, after Dirk asks out and is shot down by Jake, will BroXGlasses become a ship? I assume it already is, but if not, you heard it here first.


Also, with 4 boys and 4 girls left, and one boy being homosex, how will this shipping work out?

Dirk will alchemize and ectobiolocize a copy of Kamina and they will both use their immense drills to pierce the heavens together and weave a tale of sweat and kissiesfistbumps unparalleled by any other. Ironically unironically.

[Trazoi]

The generator suspects I'm a massive nerd:

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Land of Shores and Dolls

Host of Time
Your interests include Video Games and Collectibles.

You wield the whipKind specibus and have combined your Whip with your Metroid Prime and Dalek Figurine to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is tentacleAcupuncture.

The consorts of your land are brazen green squids who like art.

[maximus25]

Dirk will alchemize and ectobiolocize a copy of Kamina and they will both use their immense drills to pierce the heavens together and weave a tale of sweat and kissiesfistbumps unparalleled by any other. Ironically unironically.

That would simply be the greatest thing ever.


But, it would also make Homestuck the single longest fanfic ever. I mean, 6,000 pages just to get to the actual shipping?

[Androgeus]

But, it would also make Homestuck the single longest fanfic ever. I mean, 6,000 pages just to get to the actual shipping?

Even the simplest shipping fic needs a bit of set up.

[maximus25]

Even the simplest shipping fic needs a bit of set up.

A bit? I think it's a little bit longer than a bit.

[Gez]

The generator suspects I'm a massive nerd:

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Land of Shores and Dolls Action Figures!

Host of Time
Your interests include Video Games and Collectibles.

You wield the whipKind specibus and have combined your Whip with your Metroid Prime and Dalek Figurine to create your awesome weapon.

Your chumHandle is tentacleAcupuncture.

The consorts of your land are brazen green squids who like art.

Fixed. It just makes more sense that way.

Congratulations on getting consorts that match your handle. And I guess art snobbery also fits the "massive nerd" deal.

[Fawkes]

Fixed. It just makes more sense that way.

They're collectibles!

[DukeGod]

Tried the generator out...

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You are the Foe of Death in the Land of Hills and Sulfur.
Your chumHandle is fractalKinesis

Your interests include VIDEO GAMES and ARCHAEOLOGY.
Your wield the grenadeKind specibus and have combined your FRAG GRENADES with your THE ORANGE BOX and DRAGON FIGURINE to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are shy fuschia parrots who like stories.

Oh yeah, that's awesome. I'm totally awesome

[Grytorm]

;;;Welcome to our insane cultist meetup. Obligatory "who's your favorite character" question phrased as a statement!

I'm glad I dodged that trap.