Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later

[Morph Bark]

Asexuals have sex out of altruism, I guess.


Hmm, I guess we got a little look into Gary's job today. What was it he does again?

[Kato]

Asexuals have sex out of altruism, I guess.

You think so? I'd guess it's more peer pressure or maybe curiosity but altruism?

Hmm, I guess we got a little look into Gary's job today. What was it he does again?

I think nobody ever told us except it's a cubicle job...

And when did Gary ever express interest in doing things with butts?

[Radar]

Hmm, I guess we got a little look into Gary's job today. What was it he does again?

Considering the headpieces, it looks like a call center and the first comics supports the theory.

[Shadow of the Sun]

You think so? I'd guess it's more peer pressure or maybe curiosity but altruism?

Those who aren't interested in sex but are in a loving relationship will quite often have sex with their lovers to make them happy.

[The Glyphstone]

Considering the headpieces, it looks like a call center and the first comics supports the theory.

Except he got fired from that early job, didn't he?

[Traab]

You think so? I'd guess it's more peer pressure or maybe curiosity but altruism?



I think nobody ever told us except it's a cubicle job...

And when did Gary ever express interest in doing things with butts?

5 bucks says he wants to spend the next 4 hours grabbing her ass.

[Radar]

Except he got fired from that early job, didn't he?

I don't remember that. Even if, his current job seems really similar to the first one.

[Wraith]

And when did Gary ever express interest in doing things with butts?

If you'll forgive me for being crude; technically since he met Senna, even if he's not fully aware of it yet.

[Coidzor]

And when did Gary ever express interest in doing things with butts?

Since when did a man have to say anything about it in order to be capable of being interested in such?

It's more weird for a heteronormative man to be dead set against doing anything with a woman's posterior than interested in interacting with such.

[Cikomyr]

Except he got fired from that early job, didn't he?

Aren't you mixing webcomics? It's Marten who got fired from his early Office Bitch job.

[The Glyphstone]

Aren't you mixing webcomics? It's Marten who got fired from his early Office Bitch job.

....yeah, actually. I think you're right.

[Cikomyr]

....yeah, actually. I think you're right.

It's quite remarkable how easily it is to get them confused in your subconscious. Both of them are spineless young men who get driven around by the women around them.

[The Glyphstone]

It's quite remarkable how easily it is to get them confused in your subconscious. Both of them are spineless young men who get driven around by the women around them.

Marten at least tries, so that's not really fair to him.

[Morph Bark]

Marten also never was a virgin.

...in the strips! Not, like, ever, or anything. Though he sure lost his innocence very early.

But yeah, I find Marten a much more likeable and realistic character than Gary (and Marten's spine has gotten much better over the past year). Then again, it's not like Ma3 tries very hard in the realism department.

[Coidzor]

It's quite remarkable how easily it is to get them confused in your subconscious. Both of them are spineless young men who get driven around by the women around them.

Both of them bring to mind the utterance "boneularity" or possibly "bonerlarity" or something along those lines.

[snoopy13a]

Marten also never was a virgin.

...in the strips! Not, like, ever, or anything. Though he sure lost his innocence very early.

But yeah, I find Marten a much more likeable and realistic character than Gary (and Marten's spine has gotten much better over the past year). Then again, it's not like Ma3 tries very hard in the realism department.

Although, I don't there has been much in-strip time in Ma3. To readers, Gary has been spineless for years. In-strip, I think it has only been a few weeks.

[Coidzor]

Although, I don't there has been much in-strip time in Ma3. To readers, Gary has been spineless for years. In-strip, I think it has only been a few weeks.

Well, he grew up to be spineless, so presumably he has been spineless for years.

Frankly, I wonder a lot as to how Gary was supposed to have come about and how much FUN(tm) would ensue from someone asking Gary to tell them about his mother.

[Kato]

Well, I guess we should not be surprised about Gary... But oh my god, Sonya, don't YOU have a spine? Is it contagious? ...
Oh god, Gary has a STD that removes your spine, and now Sonya has it. The world is doooooooomed.

[Morph Bark]

That would mean Kiley has it too, and by extension Matt.

[Ravens_cry]

Once again Gary breaks all reasonable human behaviour models for a pathetic gag that isn't even funny.

[John Cribati]

Um... this is a farce. Reasonable human behavior is almost nonexistent in the genre itself.

But yeah, not funny.

[Traab]

5 bucks says he wants to spend the next 4 hours grabbing her ass.

Boom baby! I knew he didnt want to do anything sexually extreme, just touch a girls butt in as many ways as he can think of for hours on end. Sonya needs to understand, gary has had virtually no sexual experience with women in any form. Even KISSING is still new turf for him. SO he is moving through the stages bit by bit enjoying each one. If he sticks to this pace by the time a month passes he will be up to trying different positions for sex.

[Domochevsky]

Once again Gary breaks all reasonable human behaviour models for a pathetic gag that isn't even funny.

...i admit, i may or may not have laughed/chuckled at that last panel. >_>

But apart from that, yeah, Sonja could stand to be more assertive in this. There is indeed a weird bit of spinelessness going around whenever Gary is involved. Maybe it's a aura he emits? Do a saving throw against 12 in a 5m circle around Gary. If everyone makes it he will be affected instead. She has been rolling kinda bad recently.

[Radar]

To be quite honest Sonya was really easy to persuade right from the start. Remember, how she ended up with Zii on a date and all that?

[Weimann]

But apart from that, yeah, Sonja could stand to be more assertive in this.

[Ravens_cry]

Um... this is a farce. Reasonable human behavior is almost nonexistent in the genre itself.

But yeah, not funny.

Actually, a good farce will have at least one person be act like how an actual human being would react, or close, to highlight the weirdness.
To paraphrase Syndrome, if everyone is a cloudcookoolander, no one is.
Wacky Land isn't as funny without Porky Pig playing straight man.

[Cikomyr]

Sonja, remember one key thing:

Do

Not

Fart

[Radar]

Sonja, remember one key thing:

Do

Not

Fart

This comment made my day.

[Morph Bark]

...is Sonya going to shape up, teach Gary to shape up, do a bang up job (except in a good way), finish right as Yuki finalizes getting over the major hitches of her psychosis, and end up back where they were before, but better, and finish the strip with the title of the comic?


...naaaahhhhh.

Besides, a ménage à trois originally referred to a man living together with two women (a woman and two men is also possible as per the definition, but unheard of at the time), not necessarily sleeping with them. So the thread title was fulfilled as soon as DiDi moved in.

[Kato]

...is Sonya going to shape up, teach Gary to shape up, do a bang up job (except in a good way), finish right as Yuki finalizes getting over the major hitches of her psychosis, and end up back where they were before, but better, and finish the strip with the title of the comic?


...naaaahhhhh.

Well, she seems to have some doubts concerning her behaviour so far... It is not impossible. Or she will just try harder to make her jealous.

Besides, a ménage à trois originally referred to a man living together with two women (a woman and two men is also possible as per the definition, but unheard of at the time), not necessarily sleeping with them. So the thread title was fulfilled as soon as DiDi moved in.

The more you know.