Pokemon Tabletop Adventures: Team Rocket, v 0.1

[Esprit15]

"Yeah, I was afraid of that." Where to go? Hm, maybe she should find the others. She goes in search of Paul and Romeo, letting Prolios out. Two Psychics scanning was better than one. Scan for other humans.

[MesiDoomstalker]

Well that was curtious of you. May I ask one question?

[IrnBruAddict]

'Did that thing just? Did I? Sorry girl, you're a cool mon and all but I ain't like Archie. I'm not into man on 'mon action.' He scans it anyway.

[hustlertwo]

Paul eyes up the Jynx approaching him, listening to it attempt to seduce him in his mind. His gaze takes in every pseudo-feminine curve in its body, lingering on the plump, full lips.

Hmmm.....look at that mouth. Does make a man wonder. And I could always blame it on psychic persuasion later...

A tempting offer, sweet thing. Copycat, I know you can hear me. Now we play my game. You come up to me and tell me that YOU give up. Say it loud and proud, for all to hear. Or be prepared for a sort of psychic onslaught that even a mind as twisted as yours cannot withstand. I imagine it will further scar dear Artemis as well. We'll call that the icing on this delicious beastiality cake.

Hurry up. The clock is ticking!

Paul's hand drifts down toward his zipper...

[IrnBruAddict]

'Elly, sand attack Paul in the ...... you know.'

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[Arcran]

"Yeah, I was afraid of that." Where to go? Hm, maybe she should find the others. She goes in search of Paul and Romeo, letting Prolios out. Two Psychics scanning was better than one. Scan for other humans.

The two of you scan for humans, soon finding the void that was the delivery man, a newly awakened Romeo, and then Paul and some other Pokemon, that thoughts rolling off of them enough to make you vomit. Prolios actually does, coating the floor in thing slime.

Well that was curtious of you. May I ask one question?

"Oh course my boy!"

'Did that thing just? Did I? Sorry girl, you're a cool mon and all but I ain't like Archie. I'm not into man on 'mon action.' He scans it anyway.

The 'dex soon comes up with it as Jynx. It stares at you with hungry eyes for a second before going back to Paul.

Paul eyes up the Jynx approaching him, listening to it attempt to seduce him in his mind. His gaze takes in every pseudo-feminine curve in its body, lingering on the plump, full lips.

Hmmm.....look at that mouth. Does make a man wonder. And I could always blame it on psychic persuasion later...

A tempting offer, sweet thing. Copycat, I know you can hear me. Now we play my game. You come up to me and tell me that YOU give up. Say it loud and proud, for all to hear. Or be prepared for a sort of psychic onslaught that even a mind as twisted as yours cannot withstand. I imagine it will further scar dear Artemis as well. We'll call that the icing on this delicious beastiality cake.

Hurry up. The clock is ticking!

Paul's hand drifts down toward his zipper...

Pull out! Everyone, get out of the Jynx's mind! you hear, not shouted mentally, but across the intercoms in the house.

Just you and me baby, the Jynx says, sliding a hand up your shirt. Well, you, me, that 'mon of your with quite the head, and that kisser on the bed. Invite him over, won't you? she says, pressing herself against you.

[Arcran]

'Elly, sand attack Paul in the ...... you know.'

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Sand blasts you in the crotch, stinging and buring you tender genitals. The Jynx looks at the Eevee angrily, moving her body to block any other blasts.

Don't worry sweety, Jynxy will kiss it and make it better.....

[Esprit15]

"I know how you feel. Let's get Romeo out of there. Nobody deserves that, not even that little pervert." She follows Romeo's mind to the door. Would you and your Elly like a way out or do you want to watch?

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo runs to Arte and hugs her. 'Get me the Muk out of here. I give up! Paul is one sick Muker!' He seems to be crying again. Even Elly runs from the room.

[Arcran]

Romeo runs to Arte and hugs her. 'Get me the Muk out of here. I give up! Paul is one sick Muker!' He seems to be crying again. Even Elly runs from the room.

Somebody must have taken pity on you; the Light Screen dissapears allowing you, Artemis, and the delivery guy to run for it. Nothing tries to stop you.

[hustlertwo]

Paul frowns as his hand stops at his zipper, which is now covered in clods of dirt.

Drat, my bluff has been called. Sorry Jynxie baby, but next time don't hit on the pretty boy first. My ego just can't handle being picked for sloppy seconds. And I suppose I could share with Buck, but a human male? That's just gross.

Paul steps back.

I concede, Copycat. I do so gladly, knowing you will think twice before you play games with Paul Ticker again.

[Esprit15]

Artemis holds Romeo at a distance. "Easy there, loverboy. I'm still not fond of you one bit... Gah, I don't even care anymore. Let her keep him if she wants a barely trained Rufflet. Copycat! I quit! Your game is impossible!" She walks out of the room, ignoring any handsy actions by Romeo. Smack him later. Right now they just have to get out of this death trap.

[Arcran]

Paul frowns as his hand stops at his zipper, which is now covered in clods of dirt.

Drat, my bluff has been called. Sorry Jynxie baby, but next time don't hit on the pretty boy first. My ego just can't handle being picked for sloppy seconds. And I suppose I could share with Buck, but a human male? That's just gross.

Paul steps back.

I concede, Copycat. I do so gladly, knowing you will think twice before you play games with Paul Ticker again.

The Jynx looks dissapointed.

Bye bye baby, it says as you teleport away.

You arrive at a single table. Through a window you can see a large table covered in food with Ethan and Gerald at the table. Buck is sitting next to you at the only other chair.

Artemis holds Romeo at a distance. "Easy there, loverboy. I'm still not fond of you one bit... Gah, I don't even care anymore. Let her keep him if she wants a barely trained Rufflet. Copycat! I quit! Your game is impossible!" She walks out of the room, ignoring any handsy actions by Romeo. Smack him later. Right now they just have to get out of this death trap.

You dissapear, only to reappear at a large table. Ethan and Gerald are already there.

"Ah, our next winner!" the man cires jubilantly. "Great job, great job!"

Aquilla squawks happily as he sees you.

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo continues crying and hugging Arte, but surprisingly not groping her. He was too scarred for that.

[Esprit15]

"Aquilla!" She runs and hugs the little eaglet Pokémon. I was so worried about you! I had given up on even finding you in there! Seems with good reason. She looks around. Looking around she just notices the others. In a more formal tone, she asks: "Where in the Void am I?"

[MesiDoomstalker]

Seeing that now the rest of my party with any intellectual capacity have joined us, why? For what purpose?

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[Arcran]

Romeo continues crying and hugging Arte, but surprisingly not groping her. He was too scarred for that.

Artemis dissapears in your arms, teleporting away.

"Where are they all going!" the man shouts, terrified.

"Aquilla!" She runs and hugs the little eaglet Pokémon. I was so worried about you! I had given up on even finding you in there! Seems with good reason. She looks around. Looking around she just notices the others. In a more formal tone, she asks: "Where in the Void am I?"

"Why, you're in the trophy room!" the man shouts. "Yo've won!"

Seeing that now the rest of my party with any intellectual capacity have joined us, why? For what purpose?

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"For fun of course!" the man says as if you're an idiot. "Didn't you have fun?"

About 7 o'clock.

[Esprit15]

A skeptical look crosses Artemis's face. "Won what? And no, I wanted to kill you guys when I thought Aquilla died. I don't revel in killing...Normally.

[MesiDoomstalker]

Ya, of course. It was a lot of fun.

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[IrnBruAddict]

'I DON'T KNOW!' cries Romeo. He grabs the man and starts hugging him, wiping his nose on his shoulder. 'I DON'T KNOW!'

[Arcran]

A skeptical look crosses Artemis's face. "Won what? And no, I wanted to kill you guys when I thought Aquilla died. I don't revel in killing...Normally.

Ya, of course. It was a lot of fun.

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"Who said it was fun for you?" the man says, laughing. "It was fun for us!"

'I DON'T KNOW!' cries Romeo. He grabs the man and starts hugging him, wiping his nose on his shoulder. 'I DON'T KNOW!'

The man looks at you in terror. "We have to get out! Go somewhere! Get out of this madhouse!"

[Eshkigal]

"Sorry, but he hatched today because hobos stole my stuff and tried cooking him. Always gonna worry for the little guy."
He smiles at the young fish, as Arte joins them and the question's asked.
"...People have fun with stuff like that?"
He just looks confused until the second part.
"Oh, so sadism. Okay then."

[IrnBruAddict]

'Good idea, I give up, I'm outta here.' Romeo and Elly make a bee line straight for the door.

[hustlertwo]

Paul leans back in his chair, a look of immense satisfaction on his face.

I know I had fun. I think I've finally realized the weakness of psychics everywhere: they can't help but see inside. It is their gift...and their curse. So thanks for such an educational experience!

[Arcran]

"Sorry, but he hatched today because hobos stole my stuff and tried cooking him. Always gonna worry for the little guy."
He smiles at the young fish, as Arte joins them and the question's asked.
"...People have fun with stuff like that?"
He just looks confused.

"Of course! You might even make it on TV someday!"

'Good idea, I give up, I'm outta here.' Romeo and Elly make a bee line straight for the door.

Before you can make it, you teleport away, only to arrive in the same room as everybody else, Elly by your side.

"Ah, our second-to-last competitor! Now if the last one will show up, we'll be ready!"

Just as he says that, the delivery man teleports in. "Ah, everyone's here! Dig in!" he says.

Paul leans back in his chair, a look of immense satisfaction on his face.

I know I had fun. I think I've finally realized the weakness of psychics everywhere: they can't help but see inside. It is their gift...and their curse. So thanks for such an educational experience!

There is no reply. A small roasted Pidgey, dead eyes staring at you, comes out of the wall to slide onto the table.

[IrnBruAddict]

Romeo continues running, being unable to see through the tears and snot covering his face. 'LET ME OUT!'

*SMACK* He runs straight into the wall.

[Esprit15]

"Ah, always forget about that distinction. You did ask about us having fun however." She actually laughs. She can't hold it against them. She'd have done the same thing if she could. She turns to Ethan. "Yeah, most Psychics as they get more powerful like to play around a bit. You think this was bad? My uncle knew the Quiz Master in Hoenn. Got lost in his house for a week. Crazy dude."

[MesiDoomstalker]

Im surrounded by idiots.

[Eshkigal]

Gerald picks a sandwich up and goes towards Romeo.
"You okay?"

[Esprit15]

"Correction: You are surrounded by sociopaths, some more accomplished than others." Artemis grabs some Oddish leaf salad with Paras shrooms on it. Good for the health if you already have good health. "So where is Copycat? Or whoever pretends to be her, as the case may be. I need to congratulate them."