I need a Brothel Name!

[Shadowknight12]

I always thought illusionists made for the best brothel workers. They can turn into anyone, just like a Phasm (they can turn into deities too!) and they can accommodate their surroundings for those people who like open skies, volcanoes, the King's bedchambers or any of the quintillion planes.

[Rubik]

Also, I like the look of the un-hidden form of the Phasm better than the Hagunemnon, even discounting the wang-looking bit, which I assume is a 'sensory organ', due to the description.

Anyway, Phasm can change into, "almost any other creature or object" and doesn't have to concentrate to keep the shape, like a Hagunemnon does. Also, the Hagunemnon has the description of "form constantly boils", which I take it to mean it takes the basic SHAPE, but the textures and features still are implied look like.... that. Ewww. Yea, Phasm is better... less intimidating too...

Hagunemnons are psionic, and it's easy to get lots of move actions to concentrate on holding its shape by epic levels. Plus I'm pretty sure it only boils if it doesn't concentrate; otherwise it works just like Shapechange (except, y'know, with multiple critters thrown in if it likes).

Seriously, by epic it could easily overcome any and all issues.

[Zubrowka74]

I'm going to be honest with both of you, that book is ridiculous... in all sense of the word it is ridiculous You should read his other work:

Hitler in Wonderland
Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Electric Jesus Corpse
The Menstruating Mall

I swear... those books are just... WOW

Well, well, seems he also wrote a D&D adventure module!

Behold!

[Pokonic]

Oh, and who can forget the ever lovely Quivering Mouther?

[Sajach]

I have a new one "the lubed parts"

[grarrrg]

"The Dread Gazebo"

"Just an Ordinary Storefront" *DM winks*

[Agent 451]

The Hand, Head, and Eye of Vecna.

[--Lime--]

Aunty Barbie's Helping Hands

[vulcanbardmoon]

Eye of the Beholder- for when you need some monster sized lovin'.
however for druidic lesbian brother... dire wildcats?

[nedz]

Well, well, seems he also wrote a D&D adventure module!

Behold!

Erm, it seems to be freely available online
There is also a full biblography, albeit slightly out of date.

[Rubik]

Erm, it seems to be freely available online
There is also a full biblography, albeit slightly out of date.

Where? And is it legal?

I'm seeing a ton of conflicting reviews, though. I guess it's a love-it-or-hate-it kind of thing.

[Maphreal]

The best thing to come from AoC: The Bearded Clam

[Suteinu]

The Smurven Hammer (credited to my brother).

[Rubik]

The Ramrod.

The Truss 'n Stuff

The Rowdy Beaver

The Buggered Hedgehog
Despite popular convention, apparently hedgehogs CAN be buggered...but only if you've got the appropriate DR, or fast healing.

The Love Bite

The Love Tap
For the upper planes.

The Hate Hit
For less reputable outer planes.

The Sucking Succubus

[Socratov]

House of Heavenly Delights
Chacun à son goût (actually slightly classy, means "to whomever his taste")
Guild for the oldest job
Lady Marmalade's House
The Freudian Slip(per) (especially funny in Dutch since cheating is commonly referred to as making a "slippertje")
Tio for Fellas

for the male variant:
Cunning Linguists Guild
The Rocking Horses
House of Hung Harrys
Rod of Wonder
Lords of Rodly Might
Gloryhouse

[Suteinu]

Quim and Barrett.

And remember, "Money walks out your door when love comes innuendo.". (Groucho Marx)

[Roguenewb]

"The Healing Surge" God I hate 4e

"The Sunken Pole"

"The Mosquito's Rest"

[OracleofWuffing]

Well, it's steampunk, so...

The Spring and Flange Assembly.

[nedz]

I was in a London Pie shop yesterday where they were advertising a "Monthly Special". I didn't try it, but I couldn't help thinking about this thread.

Where? And is it legal?

I'm seeing a ton of conflicting reviews, though. I guess it's a love-it-or-hate-it kind of thing.

Well I just followed the link which loads up a several page document. Turns out its only a Kindle sample: I didn't delve too deeply. Still you can see the maps, and the *cough* artifact.

[Pokonic]

A Afternoons Delight

The BDSUR Guild ( Babes, Dominate, Sorcerers, and Use Rope)


The Shapeshifting Gentlewomen

[Rubik]

Mr. McBearFist's Animal House
When you want to take a walk on the wild shape side

[Zubrowka74]

Still you can see the maps, and the *cough* artifact.

How is an artifact only +2 is beyond me.

[Particle_Man]

The Blue Oyster.

[katiesaur]

I've always been partial to: The Spotted ****

"When you go to The Spotted ****, you leave with one!"

Also,
The Gaudy Bawdy
The Pickled Pecker

[Snowbluff]

I've always been partial to: The Spotted ****

"When you go to The Spotted ****, you leave with one!"

Also,
The Gaudy Bawdy
The Pickled Pecker

"Spotted D? How about next thursday?! GWAHAHEHEHE"

[Pokonic]

Of course, there is always the legendary Adventure House, where every day it is Adventure Time.

[Dr.Orpheus]

In a port town it could be called "The Loose Rudder".

[nedz]

In a port town it could be called "The Loose Rudder".

Oooh a port town, that gives me some ideas:

The Rusty Rollocks
The Wandering Tiller
The Able Seamen
Steppin the Mast
The Wayward Bouy
The Fish Net Inn
...

[Pokonic]

In a port town it could be called "The Loose Rudder".

You've missed the chance for "The Glorious Booty".

[Jodah]

In the current line of things "Precious Booty" (has volume)

My first thought for steampunk "Grind Your Gears"