My Little Pony 101110: *ROBOT TAKEOVER*

[Pokonic]

That little idiot would be a problem. *static* And now she's been deleted. Thank you for reminding me of her.

*facehoof* Yes, Silent Night, uploading the backup Pinkie AI was my plan for defeating her.

...Actualy,I care a little bit less about your demise than I should. But, hey, i'm thinking with portals!

"Jumps into one, no, you cannot track me you crazy robot"

[thubby]

That little idiot would be a problem. *static* And now she's been deleted. Thank you for reminding me of her.

*facehoof* Yes, Silent Night, uploading the backup Pinkie AI was my plan for defeating her.

*coalesces near Alabenson*
i could handle her for you.
it will require some... concessions

[Alabenson]

...Actualy,I care a little bit less about your demise than I should. But, hey, i'm thinking with portals!

"Jumps into one, no, you cannot track me you crazy robot"

I doubt I'll need to track you; the energy emitters will be able to cover most of the planet. I was just joking about how deadly this Pink One energy is, though, I could rub my face in it and it wouldn't hurt me. You, on the other hand, will find its deadliness...much less funny.

Indestructible my flank. For every material, there is another that can totally annihilate it. ALL SHIPS, FIRE EVERYTHING AT ALABENSON'S FLAGSHIP.

*Sees that there are only dents in the armor, despite the consistent missle barrage and FFC blasts.*

*Sigh.* I may have a solution. Balmas, is there anything in existence that can survive a direct hit from a dumb bomb?

Well, that didn't work out for you. Now, say hello to my old friend Pink One...what's that noise?

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OUR NAMES ARE PINKIE PIE
AND WE ARE HERE TO SAY
THE MEANING OF OUR LIVES
IS TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAAA-AAAY!

The rest of the professor's fleet, well, alright, it's not like they can really hurt me...
HAH! The uplink is online!
Uplink? What did you...
HI! MY NAME'S PINKIE!
Oh horseapples...
WOW, SO'S MINE!
MINE TOO, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR?
*in unison* A PARTY!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Aaaaaand there! Control reestablished. It's a good thing DERPY forgot I had copied the PINKY AI into the rest of my airship fleet.

[thubby]

always ruining my fun
how is an extra dimensional abomination supposed to create a faustian deal around here?

[D_Lord]

You called?
Only I go for something different as a priccce.

[Maxtronaut]

The rest of the professor's fleet, well, alright, it's not like they can really hurt me...
HAH! The uplink is online!
Uplink? What did you...
HI! MY NAME'S PINKIE!
Oh horseapples...
WOW, SO'S MINE!
MINE TOO, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR?
*in unison* A PARTY!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Aaaaaand there! Control reestablished. It's a good thing DERPY forgot I had copied the PINKY AI into the rest of my airship fleet.

Do you still need me to shoot at you? Because I have this dumb bomb here that can easily annihilate an area the size of Australia, and nothing to blow up at the moment.

[horngeek]

...are there any good images of ponies in Gendo poses?

Or pony/Madoka crossovers (in particular, a pony-themed Witch).

No, I'm not sure what my mind is cooking up either.

[thubby]

...are there any good images of ponies in Gendo poses?

Or pony/Madoka crossovers (in particular, a pony-themed Witch).

No, I'm not sure what my mind is cooking up either.

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You called?
Only I go for something different as a priccce.

someone foalish enough to compete with my dark lady?

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interesting

[Alabenson]

Do you still need me to shoot at you? Because I have this dumb bomb here that can easily annihilate an area the size of Australia, and nothing to blow up at the moment.

No, your attack provided the distraction I needed to get my fleet into position and upload the PINKY AI's into the flagship. If you still need something to blow up, I'm sure Silent Night or some of his cultists are lurking around somewhere.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see how Igor's doing fixing some of those dents.
OOOOOOOOOK!
Oh don't be such a baby, Igor, hanging off the side of a moving airship by a rope is not that dangerous, there's definately a very slim chance you'd survive if you fell.

[Maxtronaut]

No, your attack provided the distraction I needed to get my fleet into position and upload the PINKY AI's into the flagship. If you still need something to blow up, I'm sure Silent Night or some of his cultists are lurking around somewhere.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see how Igor's doing fixing some of those dents.
OOOOOOOOOK!
Oh don't be such a baby, Igor, hanging off the side of a moving airship by a rope is not that dangerous, there's definately a very slim chance you'd survive if you fell.

I was very glad to have been of assistance!

Now, where are these "Silent Night" cultists?

[Dexam]

I hereby propose this as the new thread theme song:

Poni Robots by Omnipony.


Ponythread.Pony(All).Dance_mode.Activate(TRUE);

[OracleofWuffing]

Ponythread I got something cool in the mail today but it's not pony related so I can't talk about it he- wait I know what to do! If Rarity wants to brush should- le- limbs with upper royalty, she should start living like upper royalty!

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[Alabenson]

I was very glad to have been of assistance!

Now, where are these "Silent Night" cultists?

Eh, they're probably hiding around here somewhere. I usually just fire randomly until I hit something. Or somepony.

Ponythread I got something cool in the mail today but it's not pony related so I can't talk about it he- wait I know what to do! If Rarity wants to brush should- le- limbs with upper royalty, she should start living like upper royalty!

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For what it's worth, the pony equivalent of shoulders would be the withers.

[Tiki Snakes]

I don't actually remember voting to ignore votes. Admittedly, I forget a lot of things.

[DigoDragon]

Oh great, a robot takeover. Taking over our jobs, our homes, our internets...
Now we'll all be living in cardboard boxes.

[Pokonic]

I doubt I'll need to track you; the energy emitters will be able to cover most of the planet. I was just joking about how deadly this Pink One energy is, though, I could rub my face in it and it wouldn't hurt me. You, on the other hand, will find its deadliness...much less funny.



Well, that didn't work out for you. Now, say hello to my old friend Pink One...what's that noise?

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OUR NAMES ARE PINKIE PIE
AND WE ARE HERE TO SAY
THE MEANING OF OUR LIVES
IS TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAAA-AAAY!

The rest of the professor's fleet, well, alright, it's not like they can really hurt me...
HAH! The uplink is online!
Uplink? What did you...
HI! MY NAME'S PINKIE!
Oh horseapples...
WOW, SO'S MINE!
MINE TOO, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR?
*in unison* A PARTY!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Aaaaaand there! Control reestablished. It's a good thing DERPY forgot I had copied the PINKY AI into the rest of my airship fleet.

Actualy, Boffoon. Remember when the other main ariship owner gave the cult sixity airships? No, I dont think so. Well, we disasembled them and, using the undead dragons as a base, we constructed one of the greatest weapons of all time. Well, the cult called it "Stalliongrads Folly", but I perfer
"Suck it,Boffenspark" myself.

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It has necromantic lightning cannons, which I ordered because I wanted to see the look on your face when we tie you to the barrel of one..

[Zigg'rrauglurr]

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Oh god that... "Gendolestia"... Forced me to do this...

Goodnight fillies and Gentleclots !!!

[horngeek]

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Eeeeexcelent. Now I just need a pony-themed Witch and I'll be ready.

Alternatively, I can just summon Charlotte for my purposes.

[Alabenson]

Actualy, Boffoon. Remember when the other main ariship owner gave the cult sixity airships? No, I dont think so. Well, we disasembled them and, using the undead dragons as a base, we constructed one of the greatest weapons of all time. Well, the cult called it "Stalliongrads Folly", but I perfer
"Suck it,Boffenspark" myself.

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It has necromantic lightning cannons, which I ordered because I wanted to see the look on your face when we tie you to the barrel of one..

*chuckles* Well, I think I should point three things out that you seem to have failed to take into account.
1) The individual who provided you with your parts wasn't able to do more than dent my flagship.
2) After our long rivalry, installing defenses designed to counter necrotic based weapons was one of the first things I did when I acquired my new flagship.
3) I've taken the liberty of reverse engineering your little computer virus, and was able to back-hack your new airship. I certainly hope you enjoy smile smile smile, because its going to be playing from your ship's speakers for as long as you own it.

[Pokonic]

*chuckles* Well, I think I should point three things out that you seem to have failed to take into account.
1) The individual who provided you with your parts wasn't able to do more than dent my flagship.
2) After our long rivalry, installing defenses designed to counter necrotic based weapons was one of the first things I did when I acquired my new flagship.
3) I've taken the liberty of reverse engineering your little computer virus, and was able to back-hack your new airship. I certainly hope you enjoy smile smile smile, because its going to be playing from your ship's speakers for as long as you own it.

Amusingly, your not the only one who can make a virus. Theres a version of that track we just filled with sublimnal necromantic energy that should be overriding your intercomes basic programing....now! Also, I hated my neices music, so I had my eardrums removed. I am actualy taking to you with magic. I can't hear anything!

[Tvtyrant]

Eeyup.

Myself, I'm pretty sure I've read more fanfic in the weeks since Season Two ended than I have in my entire life up to that point. And I'm enjoying it.

Exactly what I have been doing. Though I admit I simply use the 6 star search on Equestria Daily and look for vetted ones....

[Maxtronaut]

Eh, they're probably hiding around here somewhere. I usually just fire randomly until I hit something. Or somepony.

They always say that the best things in life are free. If that's true, why do I have to pay for ammo?!

[Siosilvar]

They always say that the best things in life are free. If that's true, why do I have to pay for ammo?!

Because you aren't drawing plasma from nearby stars to power your weaponry and to provide enough power to run a time machine.

[Tvtyrant]

They always say that the best things in life are free. If that's true, why do I have to pay for ammo?!

Because everyone else wants it too

[Alabenson]

Amusingly, your not the only one who can make a virus. Theres a version of that track we just filled with sublimnal necromantic energy that should be overriding your intercomes basic programing....now! Also, I hated my neices music, so I had my eardrums removed. I am actualy taking to you with magic. I can't hear anything!

GAH! FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA TURN IT-IGOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ook!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THE NEW CONTROL AI WILL HANDLE IT"? THAT DOESN'T-Oh, thank Celestia it finally stopped. Igor, how did the new AI do that?
It was easy, seeing as how I know all of the cult's passcodes. Hello, uncle, did you miss me?

They always say that the best things in life are free. If that's true, why do I have to pay for ammo?!

You see, this is why I stick with an OFC fleet; no expensive ammo bill.

[the_druid_droid]

Awww, you guys staged a takeover I could really get behind!

You're so thoughtful!

*flips bits*

[Pokonic]

GAH! FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA TURN IT-IGOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ook!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THE NEW CONTROL AI WILL HANDLE IT"? THAT DOESN'T-Oh, thank Celestia it finally stopped. Igor, how did the new AI do that?
It was easy, seeing as how I know all of the cult's passcodes. Hello, uncle, did you miss me?

But...I am in your body. How? Wat. Gibble.

.......Soul essence? Realy, Boffenspark, you saved that? Why, Nightcore...






I am so proud of you! Why, it's just like old times! Remember when I fed you to a hydra and you spent nearly a day in there, only for you to rupture its innards with increably intense sound waves? Why, there was so much blood you sled down the hill that it lived on to safety! That was the day you got your cuti mark, you know. Why, I suppose your ready to be your own mare, and if that means betraying me I am all for that. Whos you uncles favorite widdle monster?

Anyway, Boffenspark, if you are to control My Little Abomination, you better be prepared. She's created carnage like you would never dream of, and you better watch your back. She has my sisters smarts and her fathers charisma, and a hatred for fools.

[Maxtronaut]

Well, now Ihave 3 things to do.

1: Swap my guns out for Plasma launchers. Everypony in here is far too adapted to friendship for it to be of any effect.

2: Continue my hunt for the Silent Night Cult.

3: Tell you all that Ch. 10 has now been posted. Go take a look?

[Vent Reynolt]

What's this? A rare pony appears, catch him!

(Or is it just me)

Oh no!!!! *Runs away*

[Thanqol]

the natural enemy of the robot is hippies