My Little Pony L: The L is for Love!

[BlasTech]

Maxtronaut, pass me the brain bleach.

Here you go.

Hello again, ponythread! Been a while.

Hello! *waves*

Sister Conversion Update:

We stopped halfway through Griffon the Brush-Off because she was "ponied out" Her exact words.

She knows portions of the opening theme now, flipped out when she saw Derpy say "Muffins" and enjoys Pinkie's pinkiness.

Oh, she also asked if she was a brony now, I said that she was technically a Pegasister. She went "Blegh, Brony is cooler."

She can be a Brony if she wants ^^

[Thanqol]

Okay, a couple of Ponythread-Historical Questions that have been bugging me for a while;
What's up with there being multiple Chargers anyway?
Also what was this whole Midnight thing? It's way before my time, but it always struck me as either an important part of Ponythread history or at least the biggest Noodle Incident.

As was explained before, Maxtronaut asked me if he could use Charger in a story he was planning on writing and I said yes. The characters have diverged significantly at this point.

This is especially the case because the Charger in my head is not a consistent, individual character as much as a major thought pattern - she's a combination of PonyCharger, Candice Walker, Ten Feather Quill and several other characters existing in a rather inconsistent protoconceptual stage. My Charger is, essentially, my focused, dedicated, and analytical side - and also the spiteful, haughty and isolationist aspect of my personality. The corollary of this is that my Charger doesn't really experience consistent character development or growth because her story hasn't started yet; she doesn't have a RPG to live in or a story being written about her, so she is unstuck in time, appearing at any point in any of her arcs as it is convenient.

(The implication of all this is I need to play more games)

And EsperDerek, Midnight's author, I haven't seen in a million years and he last vanished more or less in the middle of a conversation so I dunno what's happening there.

[SiuiS]

*facehoof*

Are we really arguing this deeply based on one Rule of Funny moment in the show?

Yep!

If you start ranking Fluttershy as equally fast to RD and able to actually beat RD where it counts, at what makes her special, then you might as well say that RD could take better care of animals than Fluttershy, or outstare her when she's angry or something. Or that Twilight could design better dresses than Rarity, or Rarity being better at magic than Twilight. It diminishes RD and also kinda screws with what makes Fluttershy what she is.*

Fluttershy is slow, and that's ok. I loved Hurricane Fluttershy exactly because it didn't make her ridiculously fast after she got over her fear. She was still Fluttershy, not fast even at her best but still a valuable addition to the team. That's who Fluttershy is and she doesn't have to beat Dash or anypony else.

I agree with here you're going but I don't think being the fastest is really a definin characteristic of who Dashie is. Rather, it's a symptom. She's an athlete, who likes to win. Being fast is a nice perk, but he could be cumbersome and slow and still be Dashie, the athlete who likes to win.

On a totally unrelated note, I hate Chrysalis' wings

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*folds wings under carapace*

The most simple question ever put forth by man, yet it has the most complicated answer:

Why?

Has the easiest answer ever actually;

Why not?

Do it, and balefire shall rain down upon your doorstep.

I would like to watch this.
I don't think you'd want to go through with it though.

No, if you truly wish to enrage the Lich, use this. *portals a bomb onto Maxtronaut's ship* It's a special device that, when activated, destroys all chocolate liquor in samples of solid chocolate within a 1 mile radius, converting them into *shudders* white chocolate.

My goodness, you are a monster!

I fail to see the problem. White, milk, dark - it's all chocolate when all's said and done.

My goodness, you are deprave and vile!

*Drinks blender slurry*

Mmm. Organy. I love me a good kitten smoothy.

Ew.

((Seriously, nobody says "everytime you discuss philosphy/social/political structure/economics with [ponies] [some negative thing happens]." The engineer in me is offended everytime that discipline is hand-waved when no others are.))

Not true. They don't quote the meme at us, but we've covered pony history, philosophy, magic, economics, politics within reason, generics, and such and every time somepony comes akin. With "guys, why are you over analyzing this? Srsly."

Well, the good news is I was able to isolate not just one but three distinct samples of kitten DNA from the sample you gave me. The bad news is that all of the DNA samples were partially damaged. The great news is I was able to fix the denaturing damage by splicing in pheonix DNA! BEHOLD!

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Aren't they just the cutest little balls of flaming destruction you've ever seen?

Ooh, hey. That reminds me of Bezi! Hmm. I wonder of he exists as a pony character out there somewhere... Mind if we release these into the wild so I can use one as an Oh-See later?

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when did liches acquire digestive system to drink anything?!?


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wait, how......... the chocolate................

Digest?

No. He can taste things, but it goes down his... Spiritual esophagus? I guess? An disappears to somewhere. I could probably find out where but then he would decide to chew.

Given that the kittens in question are quite literally made of fire, I thought it would be a bit redundant.

oh! You should reverse it. Make it so they only emit energy as heat and infrared but not visible light.

Take THAT, physics!

Well crap. My sister decided to start watching the almighty show today, and at its worst place: Episodes 1 & 2.

Wish me luck.

Good luck!

Hello again, ponythread! Been a while.

Hello admiral. Back for shore leave? We may have a situation that needs your attention.

How many ships do you have and are you prepared to fight undead?

Well Ponythread as you may have guessed I have been on vacation this last weekend. What you may not have guessed is that I saved the world during my vacation. So you're welcome

Ooooh, okay. And thanks! I've been... Uh...

I probably shouldn't answer that <_<;

You should take the personality test http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/

Fun test, this.

Here is "my" original batch of results for about a year ago.

It's weird to see someone at least somewhat like Gilda. *At least Trixie has redemption possibility, and has a chance for depth. *Gilda is unlikely to return, and the fans are probably part of the reason.

I think she is in theory as likely to return as Trixie. Well, she would have been. Except they've made griffons into a race. So I guess Gilda is dead and gone...

Gilda has redemption possibility though. What she went through is the sort of thin that shakes one's faith enough to prompt growth.

Trixies episode was a beginning. It suggests numerous potential arcs that could, would, might but probably won't follow on from it. This makes it easy to write fanfiction for her, but would also make it simple to re-introduce her.*

Gilda's episode was an ending. The story potential suggested by it revolves much more around how she could have, would have, might have been but probably wasn't before then, when Dash knew her originally. To include her in events after the episode, rather than via flashback, feels more difficult because you have to undo the situation as of the end of the episode, rather than being free to extrapolate from it. To some degree anyway.*
This is a part, I think, of why there is less fanfiction for Gilda, but also a much more pertinant reason as to why she's so unlikely to return, rather than the fan reaction as such.

Hmm. We no longer disagree. Never mind.

I got this. What i don't understand is the text that tells me that apparently im a jock.

Da. Frak?!

I can see it.
Jock is much more of an attitude than a dedication to physical activity.

That's not quite true though, the example in question being Rarity. She knows, at least, three different spells. Only one of which is directly related to her Cutie Mark, which is finding gemstones. The other two is the direct fusion of cloth together into a single coherent whole (not used often though) and she actually proved capable of producing illusions, music, and light in Suited for Success for her own fashion show...for the record and simplicity's sake, I'm lumping the illusions, music, and light together as a single spell cause...it very well could be. I doubt Rarity just 'knew' all three, I'm betting she learned how to do the second two because they'd be of immense help to her in both her chosen pursuit in life and future career choice. This would suggest that Starry is correct, to an extent. I'm Rarity could learn more spells of a particular variety, but I don't think she could...make a forcefield, teleport, or cast the Want-It-Need-It spell/dispel the Want-It-Need-It spell.

To put it in D&D terms, the vast majority of unicorns are Super-Specialists...they give up access to something like five or six of the eight schools of magic (not counting Universal) in exchange for super-proficiency in the two they still have access too (the ease in which Rarity finds gem, Shining Armor creating his Canterlot Shield, etc.). Twilight, on the other hand, is the generalist. She can perform all kinds of magic...but she's not quite as good at it as regular unicorns. Her shield could barely envelop the Mane Six when first used and only became able to encompass the library. She strained to find gems when looking for Rarity, etc. However...she can learn those spells in the first place and some spells aside from which. More importantly...not every unicorn studies magic. It's simply not a priority to them, once they figure out telekinesis and perhaps That One Spell that relates to their Cutie Mark, they go on to live relatively ordinary lives because they don't need to know a lot of magic. Twilight isn't unique in that regard, but she is unusual.

...I always figured that the magic schools are actually a hold-over from the Hearth's Warming Eve time period, where the ponies were seperated into their distinct tribes and the unicorns had to raise the sun and moon on their own. Each unicorn needed to be able to help with that and, since none of the tribes were co-operating, be able to help with other tasks to keep the unicorn kingdom running. With the appearance of Celestia and Luna to do those tasks, plus the unification of the tribes, unicorns haven't needed that level of magic on a day to day magic and so they don't study, train, and learn for it, they just learn what they 'need' to learn while some (like Twilight) go on further to become 'wizards'...but I really doubt that Twilight would compare to...well...Star-Swirl the Bearded in magic, except possibly in variety and new spells. A product of the different worlds they were born into.

I mostly agree, but I can't by the part that she's not as good as a specialist.

...Indeed. Oh, guard? Come here for a moment. whisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper.

Yes, Your Majesty. *sound of hoofsteps leaving*

Note to self: invest dots in perception. Or ranks in listen. Or something.

What system am I? I'm so confused >_<

Sorry, will do

Appreciate it. It helps.

You underestimate me. Diplomats are already preparing for their trip to Pyria.
I'm sure they will be able to smooth things over.

... As you wish, your majesty.

Are you sure you don't want to deliver a bomb or some poison? Just in case?

I'm waiting.

Oh, uh, right. Yes.
He wouldn't shut up about his damn backstory why didn't I ever listen?!

Let's see. Um.

Something something New Lunar Republic, Something first moon War, uh, something something... Something... Lost in the woods... Something about time being an omnipresent carnivore on the prowl for those Lost, and some obscure magical theories... Uh...

Horse apples.

I am a pony dressed as a changeling dressed as a pony because... Uh...

Reconnaissance! To um... Make sure they... Aren't... A threat? And it's permanent so I have to disguise myself as a pony to pass as my old self! Yeah, that's it :D

I'm gonna boop your nose! I'm gonna do it!
We do not care.

XD

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The stars shall aid in her escape.
Constellation beasts.
Mind=blown

XD

Yeah~

(GLOMPHUG is way too late.)

Quick! Use your time powers!

Hot luna/chrysalis makeouts

I like the way this pony thinks!
*wonders if that would return anything fun in google*

No one else is doing this?

It sounds like something fun to think of anyway.

Nah, I couldn't think of a good idea that wasn't already done.

Sister Conversion Update:

We stopped halfway through Griffon the Brush-Off because she was "ponied out" Her exact words.

She knows portions of the opening theme now, flipped out when she saw Derpy say "Muffins" and enjoys Pinkie's pinkiness.

Oh, she also asked if she was a brony now, I said that she was technically a Pegasister. She went "Blegh, Brony is cooler."

Pegasister is a name rooted in the more sexist side of feminism. It causes an unnecessary, artificial distinction when there is a neutral term already. It's a symptom of wanting to be special, which flies in the face of the ideals the fans are supposed to enjoy; harmony and unity.

Which is unfortunate, as pegasister is way cooler sounding than brony, and I enjoy that whenever someone uses 'man' in English they use 'mare' in equestrian English. I'd prefer the default to be a feminine adjective.

Strife: It might be worth putting the active questions up somewhere that's easier to link to, or maybe keeping a link in your sig or something? I found the questions eventually, but it did take me a minute or two.

Second.

Speaking of brony conversions, a friend of mine decided to watch the show after asking me about it. She says she likes it, but doesn't get what all the fuss is about. Still, she got through 14 episodes in less than a week, so that's saying something. Perhaps I should introduce her to some fan works?

Sounds good. Don't push too hard though; she may just not care. Y'know? Don't want any backlash.

Finished Shipping and Handling by PegasusRescueBrigade (including bonus chapters). Well worth reading, and a good ending. A couple of the chapters were... weird, but altogether enjoyable.

Writing is Hard by Eakin: Oh my lord I laughed so much! Everything about this was great. Highly recommended!

Past Lives and Forgotten Sins by Alabenson: An intriguing start. I'm not sure this will be my kind of story, but I am interesting in learning more about what is going on, so you've done a good job drawing me in. Keep it up!

What!? Those are from our very own?
Man, we really do space out when links show up...

I'll have to give those a look-see. Beer enough time for fan fiction

Also what was this whole Midnight thing? It's way before my time, but it always struck me as either an important part of Ponythread history or at least the biggest Noodle Incident.

EsperDerek wrote a fast, fun, emotionally charged trilogy called Out In The Cold. To wind down, he wrote the fourth chapter of the trilogy, in which Trixie, Luna and Twilight have some afterdark time. The result is a baby unicorn named after Trixie's mother, Midnight.

When s/he joined the forum, EsperDerek took up Midnight as their avatar and did a good job muddling the issue of which was author and which was OC.

During part of the first season bets went around on what would and would not happen in an episode. I made a bet with Phoekun which I had planned on losing, to force myself to write a fanfic. I somehow won, and one of the two pitches was to write a story detailing vignettes of Midnight's life and childhood growing up, with specific scenes I'd like to see (and a certain four winged OC), which was written: Shades of Midnight.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZtN_KtskHg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
]In the first Summer of No Pony, Thanqol and DarthBobCat cornered the poor filly EsperDerek/Midnight, and... Demanded his secret cupcake recipe!

But they knew Midnight was holding out on them, because what kind of cupcakes are made without love? And as everypony knows, love accreted around the appendix. So using an Egg beater... Actually, why don't I show you?[/quote]

Silver Lining was distraught.

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Don't worry though, we took care of her. Either shortly before or shortly after. Not quite certain.

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Since then, Midnight has been accepted as Princess and Heir-Designant to the Throne of Night or something else froofy like that. Hence why we sent her a message as well.

Last we checked Midnight was engaged to Jade Aurora, and pregnant. But it's been a while.

... Come to think of it I haven't heard back from their Graces Midnight or Luna... That should probably worry me.

Indeed, though question: if memory serves, doesn't SiuiS have a large series of Midnight cloning tanks, or is my memory just really wonky?

He d-- I mean, I do?
I do!

And if I change the base code to represent certain traits above others...

Uh, sorry to cut this short Princess, but I have a thing to do... At that place....

With the stuff.

*edges away, starts to break into a gallop*

For any looking into the Out In The Cold universe, you can't forget this story written as a roleplay by Esper and Titanium. I re-read this, and realized I forgot how much I enjoyed it the first time (and remembered I hated compiling parts since I had dig between three threads.)

Oooh yeah. I thought somepony had compiled this but couldn't find it. Thanks!

I think it's important to note that ponies do not appear to have surnames at all. So far only the Cakes have shared a last name and really it's more of a theme then a name.

Pie.

Umm... I didn't know that I was the property, or under the "protection" of somepony, but I guess that I can't argue with the Eldritch now, can I?

Sure you can argue! You MUST argue! Agreeing with them is how Silent Night came to be! You're supposed to be a good guy!

[Lix Lorn]

Hmm. Interesting.


(Did you know that Scootaloo makes ♥u♥ face at you if you pick her?)

[Forum Explorer]

Pie.

My argument is still valid as we do not know any of Pinkie's sibling's or parent's names. For all we know they've got silly names like Rock Pusher or Top Hat. In fact it's entirely possible that her grandma is literally named Granny Pie. If they are the Pies then I wonder how they ended up on a rock farm since most pony names seem to be at least distantly related to who they are.

Or perhaps this is another Earth Pony trait.

[MCerberus]

~snip~

*takes post to the lab*
SiuiS megaquote. Pure, high-grade.
At this size it should have a street value of 130,000 bits.


And every time I think I've shaken my addiction to it there's another shipment of ponysanity. Bravo you magnificent pusher you.

[Anarion]

My argument is still valid as we do not know any of Pinkie's sibling's or parent's names. For all we know they've got silly names like Rock Pusher or Top Hat. In fact it's entirely possible that her grandma is literally named Granny Pie. If they are the Pies then I wonder how they ended up on a rock farm since most pony names seem to be at least distantly related to who they are.

Or perhaps this is another Earth Pony trait.

I like this because it leaves open the possibility that Pinkie's name is Pinkie Pie McPie.

[MCerberus]

I like this because it leaves open the possibility that Pinkie's name is Pinkie Pie McPie.

I like the line of thinking that insanity either skips a generation, or Pinkie's parents are weird for their family...

And that granny Pie = Surprise... and that name works with the naming convention!

[HalfTangible]

Hmm. Interesting.


(Did you know that Scootaloo makes ♥u♥ face at you if you pick her?)

only surprising thing (to me) is the high fluttershy score you don't seem shy...

... Then again, I don't blurt out random psychotic things on the forum... huh

[Tiki Snakes]

Yeah, he told me about this thread and how it was in the middle of "the most depressing riot ever". I asked him what they hay he was talking about, and linked me here.

Which Riot was that? You'll have to narrow it down a little.

Hmm, perhaps that's Ponythread's next task: name that Ponymonthid!

Hmm. Got any hobbies?

Uuuuh.
Don't look at me, I haven't the faintest idea what you do all day.
Avoiding question now!

ooo, how about gum-
*looks at gummy*
oh right
*thinks*
tentacutie?
oh, I've got it, ZUUL!
and yes, you have to use caps and an exclamation point.

No.
I still find it weird that you named that particular creature after a harmless yet swag-tastic baby aligator.

Perhaps Luna's bat-eared guards are duskponies? I've always assumed they were just regular pegasi dressed up, but they seem like obvious duskponies, now that I come to think about it. And bats live in caves

That kind of works, and heaven knows they're cool enough that using them elsewhere can only be a good thing. I had kind of been assuming they were, like, from the dark side of the moon or something but this has potential too.

Thanqol/Charger seemed pretty cohesive last time she was around. Admittedly I guess the reaction-shots help. You never know, she might end up being one of those characters that evolve without your actual input. I mean, she did try and take a hit out on you at one point.

[Lix Lorn]

only surprising thing (to me) is the high fluttershy score you don't seem shy...

... Then again, I don't blurt out random psychotic things on the forum... huh

The internet is a powerful tool for being what you're not. Best case, it lets you wear a mask and hope that thanqol starts being right.

[BlasTech]

*Sneaks into thread, carrying a package.*

*Leaves it on the ground with a sign on the front reading 'press the show button if you dare'*

*Flees*

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MWAHAHAHA! FEAR THE ADORABOMB!

[maximus25]

*Sneaks into thread, carrying a package.*

*Leaves it on the ground with a sign on the front reading 'press the show button if you dare'*

*Flees*

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MWAHAHAHA! FEAR THE ADORABOMB!

All of those are just cute as ****.

That Chrysalis one, my heart.

[RdMarquis]

And EsperDerek, Midnight's author, I haven't seen in a million years and he last vanished more or less in the middle of a conversation so I dunno what's happening there.

He sometimes shows up in the IRC as Midnight. But I haven't visited there in a week, either.

[thubby]

No.
I still find it weird that you named that particular creature after a harmless yet swag-tastic baby aligator.

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[Thanqol]

Thanqol/Charger seemed pretty cohesive last time she was around. Admittedly I guess the reaction-shots help. You never know, she might end up being one of those characters that evolve without your actual input. I mean, she did try and take a hit out on you at one point.

When I say she's a thought pattern, I don't mean she's not a cohesive character. I mean she is literally a third of my brain and mental assets. Ponythread conversations are way for her to explore and experiment with herself.

But in terms of a specific, narrative character with a beginning and an end, she currently does not possess one. A story without a storyteller.

He sometimes shows up in the IRC as Midnight. But I haven't visited there in a week, either.

I haven't visited the IRC in months and months. I'm talking about his complete disappearance from all the spheres I actually do frequent, without so much as a good-bye. From my perspective he just dropped off the internet.

[Maxtronaut]

But in terms of a specific, narrative character with a beginning and an end, she currently does not possess one. A story without a storyteller.

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...............oh. I get it now. It all makes sense.

[Anarion]

Thanqol/Charger seemed pretty cohesive last time she was around. Admittedly I guess the reaction-shots help. You never know, she might end up being one of those characters that evolve without your actual input. I mean, she did try and take a hit out on you at one point.

She's awake. That entails a great many things, including certain perspectives on reality. This mirrors Thanqol's own perspectives and the whole concept of analyzing the entire universe as filtered through the World of Darkness is highly alluring.

The internet is a powerful tool for being what you're not. Best case, it lets you wear a mask and hope that thanqol starts being right.

He's done that a few times, I think you have good odds. See if you can get it to bleed back into reality once in a while too.

[Pokonic]

On Midnight

"Within a undisclosed location"

Okay, lets go thru the name list for todays meeting, himm? Okay, we have Nightingale, Stormy Day, Cloudy Day, Black Lightning, Silver Lining, Five o Clock Shadow, Ink Pie, Inky Water, Dark Water, Black Ice, Shadowed Night, Unhollowed Ground, Cuthonic Rite, Blackest Night, Grindcore, Last Rite's, Shady Day, Dead Grove ( Ohh, thats a shame.),Pyre Light, Grave Situation, Onyx Tiara, Blood Dimond, Molten Gold, Last Wishes, Lost Time, Frozen Assets, Blueblood I-LII, Old Glory, Swiffy, Secret Shame, Ziphra, Slim Shady, Skellington Key, and Dark Forcast.

Wait, I could swear we are missing somepony.

Realy, where? I thought everyone in city was here.

No, I would swear that there was one pony, a mare. Kind of cute, visted me when I came up here a few month's ago.

Probably nothing, Nightcore.

Ehh, probably nothing. Still, it's like there is a name missing from that list.

[Thanqol]

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...............oh. I get it now. It all makes sense.

For some reason, understanding Thanqol tends to involve some sort of enlightening experience.

[Maxtronaut]

For some reason, understanding Thanqol tends to involve some sort of enlightening experience.

Well, the last 10 minutes of 2001: Space Odyssey ran through my head in a matter of seconds. Does that count?

[Thanqol]

Well, the last 10 minutes of 2001: Space Odyssey ran through my head in a matter of seconds. Does that count?

Ponythread: Better Than Enlightenment.

[Alabenson]

"Within a undisclosed location"

Okay, lets go thru the name list for todays meeting, himm? Okay, we have Nightingale, Stormy Day, Cloudy Day, Black Lightning, Silver Lining, Five o Clock Shadow, Ink Pie, Inky Water, Dark Water, Black Ice, Shadowed Night, Unhollowed Ground, Cuthonic Rite, Blackest Night, Grindcore, Last Rite's, Shady Day, Dead Grove ( Ohh, thats a shame.),Pyre Light, Grave Situation, Onyx Tiara, Blood Dimond, Molten Gold, Last Wishes, Lost Time, Frozen Assets, Blueblood I-LII, Old Glory, Swiffy, Secret Shame, Ziphra, Slim Shady, Skellington Key, and Dark Forcast.

Wait, I could swear we are missing somepony.

Realy, where? I thought everyone in city was here.

No, I would swear that there was one pony, a mare. Kind of cute, visted me when I came up here a few month's ago.

Probably nothing, Nightcore.

Ehh, probably nothing. Still, it's like there is a name missing from that list.

*portals open surrounding the assembly, a speaker is tossed through one of them*

And now, broadcasting from an undisclosed location on the Elemental Plane of Fire...

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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

[Pokonic]

*portals open surrounding the assembly, a speaker is tossed through one of them*

And now, broadcasting from an undisclosed location on the Elemental Plane of Fire...

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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

......Guh, what happened? I knew we should not have held this stupid thing in Canterlot......Nightcore, sweetie? I think that either the Princess found us, or Boffenspark is deader than dead. Wait, if we held this under Canterlot Castle, than why can I see the sky?
...Ugg, I got bits of Blueblood on me. I think it was one of the older one's too.

[D_Lord]

Eye brows burned off.

Mmm, you increased the power of the OFC array.

[Tvtyrant]

I'm currently almost done with Beloved by Toni Morrison, and I could use some pony pics to cheer me up.

[CrnivorousMeece]

*Sneaks into thread, carrying a package.*

*Leaves it on the ground with a sign on the front reading 'press the show button if you dare'*

*Flees*

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MWAHAHAHA! FEAR THE ADORABOMB!

AAAUGH SOMEPONY GET A MEDIC I'VE BEEN HIT BY THE ADORABOMB!!!

[MCerberus]

*portals open surrounding the assembly, a speaker is tossed through one of them*

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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

What I want to know is why the plane of fire, when I have plenty of good portal spells to the elemental plane of puppies.

[thubby]

AAAUGH SOMEPONY GET A MEDIC I'VE BEEN HIT BY THE ADORABOMB!!!

*appears in a puff wearing white coat*
*produces overly large bone saw*
Where does it hurt?

For some reason, understanding Thanqol tends to involve some sort of enlightening experience.severe lapse in sanity

fixed

[CrnivorousMeece]

*appears in a puff wearing white coat*
*produces overly large bone saw*
Where does it hurt?

uh can someone else come? anyone? please.