Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[LaZodiac]

Fake it till you make it a surprisingly useful way of gaining confidence. And with confidence, comes a better perceived image. Or so I have found.

Well I don't have anything to fact it toward, though I'm going to be sending my resume to the movie theatre so I may have a chance of interaction eventually.

[Rawhide]

Man, times like this I feel kinda bummed out I'm still all alone.

Don't be. Besides, you've got us.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Well I don't have anything to fact it toward, though I'm going to be sending my resume to the movie theatre so I may have a chance of interaction eventually.

Go to more social events! Cons are the best Zodi, and you'd totally love them.

Don't be. Besides, you've got us.

Also what he said.

ION: Holy crap, Michael Sabat's going to be at the Con. Must get a recording of "OVER 9000!"

[Cobra_Ikari]

Man, times like this I feel kinda bummed out I'm still all alone.

*hugs tight*...will always be here whenever you're feeling lonely. *srs nod*

[LaZodiac]

Don't be. Besides, you've got us.

Thanks

Go to more social events! Cons are the best Zodi, and you'd totally love them.

Implying there are any cons within range of where I live

[AtlanteanTroll]

Implying there are any cons within range of where I live

I'm sure you could fine one within an hour or two. There's a reason that most Cons have an affiliated Hotel. And Hell, even small ones get good peeps showing up. This tiny one's getting the VAs for Vegeta, Tony Tony Chopper, Ussop, Zoro, AND the Nostalgia Critic.

[LaZodiac]

I'm sure you could fine one within an hour or two. There's a reason that most Cons have an affiliated Hotel. And Hell, even small ones get good peeps showing up. This tiny one's getting the VAs for Vegeta, Tony Tony Chopper, Ussop, Zoro, AND the Nostalgia Critic.

I live in Yellowknife. There isn't another CITY within an hour or two of where I live.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I live in Yellowknife. There isn't another CITY within an hour or two of where I live.

This means you need to ADVENTURE!

[LaZodiac]

Not much to explore up here

[AsteriskAmp]

Crack fics at midnight while listening to mashups of video game quotes and anime AMVS.

Guys, I don't want summer to be over yet.

Simple solution, purchase property on the southern hemisphere, move on April to Northern Hemisphere, move to Southern back in October.

Not much to explore up here

The Folks on the Rocks Festival? Idaa Trail canoeing? The Diavik Mines Diamond Polishing tour? Old Fort Providence Ruins? The Bush Pilot climbable monument?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Not much to explore up here

Go south then.

[LaZodiac]

Simple solution, purchase property on the southern hemisphere, move on April to Northern Hemisphere, move to Southern back in October.

The Folks on the Rocks Festival? Idaa Trail canoeing? The Diavik Mines Diamond Polishing tour? Old Fort Providence Ruins? The Bush Pilot climbable monument?

Boring hippies, hard work and mild fear of water, been there, not entirely interested in hearing the stories involved in a fort, been there.

Go south then.

Probably my best option. That or east.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Boring hippies, hard work and mild fear of water, been there, not entirely interested in hearing the stories involved in a fort, been there.



Probably my best option. That or east.

Or, both! Until you reach the ocean! Down in, you know...the southeast US. >.>

0=3


...after all, if it's a desire for discovery you've got, I could probably find someplace for us to explore.

[Rawhide]

Not much to explore up here

It's times like these, you need to take advice from the Pet Shop Boys.

[AtlanteanTroll]

...after all, if it's a desire for discovery you've got, I could probably find someplace for us to explore.

Naughty, naughty.

[AsteriskAmp]

Boring hippies, hard work and mild fear of water, been there, not entirely interested in hearing the stories involved in a fort, been there.

Random Wilderness exploration? Just you, a tent, a swiss knife and animals to attack, mangle, cook and eat.

Probably my best option. That or east.

Go North! Greenland!

Or, both! Until you reach the ocean! Down in, you know...the southeast US. >.>

...after all, if it's a desire for discovery you've got, I could probably find someplace for us to explore.

Or keep going south and you'll eventually reach the Amazons where wonderful boat tours await and you can see live community and video game like jungle ruins which are fully explorable because no one even bothers to pay for security for them. Also, amazing river side sunsets and log cabins with electricity.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Good gods, y'all. Just stay loose, have fun, talk to EVERYBODY. It's hard at first, but just put yourself out there, you'll make lots of friends.

[DraPrime]

Good gods, y'all. Just stay loose, have fun, talk to EVERYBODY. It's hard at first, but just put yourself out there, you'll make lots of friends.

Indeed. Bloo

[AtlanteanTroll]

Good gods, y'all. Just stay loose, have fun, talk to EVERYBODY. It's hard at first, but just put yourself out there, you'll make lots of friends.

Says the man who was complaining about no friends, what, a week and a half ago?

[Tragic_Comedian]

Says the man who was complaining about no friends, what, a week and a half ago?

And I fixed it.

[Rockphed]

Not much to explore up here

You should be a canadian pirate.

It's times like these, you need to take advice from the Pet Shop Boys.

I can't decide if that is just trippy, or some weird soviet propaganda.

[Rawhide]

I can't decide if that is just trippy, or some weird soviet propaganda.

Trippy. The song was originally sung by The Village People, The Pet Shop Boys used the recent fall of the Soviet Union to include some Russian elements in the video, however.

[AtlanteanTroll]

And I fixed it.

Good on you.

ION: Con in 2 hours.

[wadledo]

So. I made my first 50% tip today by flirting with a man's 14 year old daughter for 45 minutes.

It was very fun.

[willpell]

Good gods, y'all. Just stay loose, have fun, talk to EVERYBODY. It's hard at first, but just put yourself out there, you'll make lots of friends.

Putting yourself out there involves exposing yourself to a lot of people who would like to screw with you to varying degrees, whether for money, an ego boost, or just lulz. In general, I think it's better not to expose yourself. Monty Python had a good bit on "The Importance of Not Being Seen" which I may have taken a trifle too much to heart.

[AtlanteanTroll]

So. I made my first 50% tip today by flirting with a man's 14 year old daughter for 45 minutes.

It was very fun.

That's not creepy at all ...

[wadledo]

That's not creepy at all ...

Other people have said that, and I still don't understand it.
How is it creepy to lightly, jokingly flirt with an attractive young woman?

[Form]

Other people have said that, and I still don't understand it.
How is it creepy to lightly, jokingly flirt with an attractive young woman?

A 14-year old is not a woman.

A 14-year old is a child.

[wadledo]

A 14-year old is not a woman.

A 14-year old is a child.

Fine. Young lady.
(Though young woman is an accurate and consistently used piece of terminology for females from 13-20, so I would argue your definition.)

[AtlanteanTroll]

Other people have said that, and I still don't understand it.
How is it creepy to lightly, jokingly flirt with an attractive young woman?

Well, for starters, 14 is a little girl, a freshman in high school, maybe, not a young woman.