[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-25, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)

You WallPeople are consideringly unhelpful, know that?

What are the whereabouts of Calablufiok?

**McBish** · 2013-01-25, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)

He is in the hearts and minds of children all around the world."

**happyturtle** · 2013-01-25, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)

He's dead.

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-25, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)

Try the afterlife. Or don't. We don't need him hitching a ride back from it again.

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-25, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Dead? And how do you bring him back? He's useless dead...

**happyturtle** · 2013-01-25, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)

That was sort of the reason people killed him.

**McBish** · 2013-01-25, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)

"Better then being useless alive."

**Lord Magtok** · 2013-01-25, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)

He's a useless, psychopathic bastard alive. I'm not sure where you've gotten this idea to bring him back, but whoever told you to do that is ****ing insane. Unless your goal is the absolute annihilation of all life on the Nexus, including your own, this is very silly and dumb. Of course, if your goal is the absolute annihilation of all life on the Nexus, including your own, then you're very silly and dumb.

**Earl of Purple** · 2013-01-25, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Calublufiok slaughtered my countrymen, destroyed my homeworld and nearly annihilated my faith. If you are planning on bringing him back from whatever horrendous, torturous afterlife he's too good for, I'm afraid I'll have to force you to join him and keep both diamonds for my faith. I haven't found the body of your henchman yet, which is why he hasn't come back.

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-25, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Anyone who tries to bring Cauliflower back should pay no attention to the timeship with the anti-proton cannon...

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-25, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)

WHAT DID I JUST TELL YA! SHADDUP ALREADY AND NO REVIVING CALUWHATSIT!!!

**Darkcomet** · 2013-01-25, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)

The ****'s a Calublufiok?

**Lord Magtok** · 2013-01-25, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)

A devil, lich, nymph, and an elf. He was every kind of awful imaginable, and set his godlike might towards trying to destroy everything in the entire multiverse to prove himself the greatest pro wrestler of all time or something like that. Lots of people, myself included, teamed up to kill him, break his phylactery, and ensure he'd never come back again, ever. Watchtower was formed largely as a reaction to him and his horrible awfulness, in fact. He's just that bad.

**Morty** · 2013-01-25, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor

WHAT DID I JUST TELL YA! SHADDUP ALREADY AND NO REVIVING CALUWHATSIT!!!

Why do you even bother with him? There have to be people who are less terminally stupid you could team up with instead.

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-25, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Meh. I hate pretty much everyone else.

That said, if any cool, sciency folks are looking to team up, heck yes!

**happyturtle** · 2013-01-25, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)

Depends. How do you feel about magic?

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-25, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Bleh. Stupid is what I think of magic, laws of physics are laws of physics, don't like it? Go home.

Buuuuut that's not 'bout to happen, so I gotta use magics to stop from getting' my butt kicked by everyone else who does.

**Dark Elf Bard** · 2013-01-25, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

A devil, lich, nymph, and an elf. He was every kind of awful imaginable, and set his godlike might towards trying to destroy everything in the entire multiverse to prove himself the greatest pro wrestler of all time or something like that. Lots of people, myself included, teamed up to kill him, break his phylactery, and ensure he'd never come back again, ever. Watchtower was formed largely as a reaction to him and his horrible awfulness, in fact. He's just that bad.

What do you have against devils?
Or elves, for that matter?

Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor

Meh. I hate pretty much everyone else.

That said, if any cool, sciency folks are looking to team up, heck yes!

What in this case does sciency mean?

Robbotty text, I'm sure you would like me!

**McBish** · 2013-01-25, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)

"If you doing science requires you to defend yourself from ass kicking. You are probably doing it wrong."

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-25, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)

They should be doing SCIENCE! instead.

**Lord Magtok** · 2013-01-25, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard

What do you have against devils?

They either can't keep it in their pants or are trying to ruin everything, or both.

Originally Posted by Dark Elf Bard

Or elves, for that matter?

They have this weird notion that rolling around in a stagnant, magical swamp makes them better than everyone else. They usually take forever for their brains to mature, and aren't any wiser for it than people who live a tenth as long as they do.

**Dark Elf Bard** · 2013-01-25, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)

Racist much?

Jealous much?

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-25, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by McBish

"If you doing science requires you to defend yourself from ass kicking. You are probably doing it wrong."

Or so very, very right that lessers attack out of envy.

**Dark Elf Bard** · 2013-01-25, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)

What kind of science do you do, Day?

**The Bushranger** · 2013-01-25, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)

That'd be 'speciesist', dear.

Or 'planeist'.

I ain't travelin' to no plane!

**ThirdEmperor** · 2013-01-25, 09:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Oh, y'know, a little rewriting the natural order to suit my own purposes, a little building weapons of such destruction that the heavens avert their eyes.

**Lord Magtok** · 2013-01-25, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)

Oh yes, it's totally racism. Because there's no reason at all to dislike people born and bred for cruelty and evil, right?

And jealous of what? There are people who learn twice as much as elves in half the time, in any subject. In human lands, we call them 'slow' and 'developmentally challenged'.

**OrchestraHc** · 2013-01-25, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

They have this weird notion that rolling around in a stagnant, magical swamp makes them better than everyone else. They usually take forever for their brains to mature, and aren't any wiser for it than people who live a tenth as long as they do.

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

And jealous of what? There are people who learn twice as much as elves in half the time, in any subject. In human lands, we call them 'slow' and 'developmentally challenged'.

Excellent use of hyperbole and false equivalence.

Also at being just wrong.

**Hattish Thing** · 2013-01-25, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by ThirdEmperor

Oh, y'know, a little rewriting the natural order to suit my own purposes, a little building weapons of such destruction that the heavens avert their eyes.

Bring him back? Honestly, what made you think I'd bring him back? Technically, I am not alive.

And destruction weapons of mass! Yay!

No, childish drow.

**Dark Elf Bard** · 2013-01-26, 12:11 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

Oh yes, it's totally racism. Because there's no reason at all to dislike people born and bred for cruelty and evil, right?

And jealous of what? There are people who learn twice as much as elves in half the time, in any subject. In human lands, we call them 'slow' and 'developmentally challenged'.

Again, racism. Not all devils are evil.

Just as not all elves are snooty.

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