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    But 3PO is also off.
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    Her head's on backwards, so she's talking opposites.

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    The reversed "l"'s and "r"'s has already been established earlier in the comic in Bespin (too lazy to find the first instance <EDITED: At least as far back as here where "Robot" became "Lobot" - I noticed it at the time, but I wasn't sure exactly what was up>). My bet it's something like a computer virus. The more outlandish theory is that this isn't R2, but a droid that looks like him (as vaguely vaguely hinted at in the annotation).

    The main problem with either theory is Pete going along with it, as he doesn't seem the type to follow DM shenanigans. Give them, sure. But follow them? Well, I look forward to seeing exactly is going on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porthos View Post
    The reversed "l"'s and "r"'s has already been established earlier in the comic in Bespin (too lazy to find the first instance <EDITED: At least as far back as here where "Robot" became "Lobot" - I noticed it at the time, but I wasn't sure exactly what was up>). My bet it's something like a computer virus. The more outlandish theory is that this isn't R2, but a droid that looks like him (as vaguely vaguely hinted at in the annotation).

    The main problem with either theory is Pete going along with it, as he doesn't seem the type to follow DM shenanigans. Give them, sure. But follow them? Well, I look forward to seeing exactly is going on here.
    I am sure if the DM's note indicating the shenanigans included a "you will get 10% of the XP you need for your next level if you go along", then pete would bend over backwards to comply. Well, he might hand back a note with "15 or no deal", and end up with 15 XP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    I am sure if the DM's note indicating the shenanigans included a "you will get 10% of the XP you need for your next level if you go along", then pete would bend over backwards to comply. Well, he might hand back a note with "15 or no deal", and end up with 15 XP.
    I thought about that, but on two separate occasions (possibly three depending on how one wants to count), he reacted very badly to intra-party conflict. Him against the DM is right and proper. Him against the players? Jokes notwithstanding, not so much. Then there's the whole "I control my character" undercurrent he has. But perhaps you're right. He doesn't seem to mind duplicitous actions quite as much (see his reaction to Anakin going to the Dark Side) as he does out and out betrayal. It would also put his protestations about the traitorous Jim in an amusing light.
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    Eh, as it doesn't affect his power gaming I don't think Pete would have a problem with such a minor joke... probably they have some deal that allows him to ignore his usual penalties for being a droid that's a) slower than his comrades and b) a bit troubled by stairs.
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    Clearly the Empire released some sort of synthehol into the atmosphere to get the droids drunk as well.
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    I feel like a rube for not noticing the 'Valiant Leader' possibility before.
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    Uh....shouldn't that be the Trade Fedelation?
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    Well, didn't see that coming. When did Gunray make a copy of his mind? And how did it get here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    Uh....shouldn't that be the Trade Fedelation?
    No, it should be the Tlade Fedelation. As with most comic strip accents, it's pretty inconsistent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogar Demonblud View Post
    Uh....shouldn't that be the Trade Fedelation?
    Well, it was the Droid Levorution, and not the Dloid Levorution. Clearly The Gryphstone's naming convention of correctly-done-first-words is intentional.
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    Luke tried to pull an Oberyn Martel.


    It works out slightly better for him than it did for Oberyn.
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    Well, there's always my hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seerow View Post
    Luke tried to pull an Oberyn Martel.


    It works out slightly better for him than it did for Oberyn.
    Well he still can see and doesn't have a brain splitting headache. I'd say he's doing much better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperordaniel View Post
    "Unhand me, you villain!"

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    I suppose we're heading toward a point where Luke screams at Vader, I'M YOUR SON! and willingly falls. Vader then gets depressed and slumps over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seerow View Post
    Luke tried to pull an Oberyn Martel.
    Yeah, was thinking the same Well, he didn't have the far upper hand and should only have killed him. Gosh, Oberyn was such an idiot.

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    I suppose we're heading toward a point where Luke screams at Vader, I'M YOUR SON! and willingly falls. Vader then gets depressed and slumps over.
    Yep, probably. Though I don't quite see Luke's motivation to fall then. Maybe just to piss him off.
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    "I yell 'I AM YOUR SON!' and point angrily at Vader!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porthos View Post
    My bet it's something like a computer virus. The more outlandish theory is that this isn't R2, but a droid that looks like him (as vaguely vaguely hinted at in the annotation).
    Eh, close enuf.

    It's funny, but I actually thought about Nute Gunray making some sort of a comeback before his reveal. But I never posted it, so no points for me on that score.

    I never really gave it much great thought, which is why I didn't post it. However, when I was going through the archives on the Card Hunt I found the update where Nute Gunray died to be VERY interesting, especially as it hadn't been followed up at the time.

    But in retrospect, it WAS a pretty big dangling plot hook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurkmoar View Post
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    I suppose we're heading toward a point where Luke screams at Vader, I'M YOUR SON! and willingly falls. Vader then gets depressed and slumps over.
    I have to admit that I am very tired of the "haha this is like the movie dialogue but reversed!" joke they have done 593 times so far...but I'm actually looking forward to this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anteros View Post
    I have to admit that I am very tired of the "haha this is like the movie dialogue but reversed!" joke they have done 593 times so far...but I'm actually looking forward to this one.
    Maybe they'll do something different, and all the jokes so far have just served to put us off our guard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama View Post
    Disarm us, you might say.
    Come on guys, these puns are getting out of hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androgeus View Post
    Come on guys, these puns are getting out of hand.
    On the other hand, they are still amusing.
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    I can count on one hand how many more of these puns I can stand.
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    I bet I can just palm all these jokes to make some quick cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ObadiahtheSlim View Post
    I can count on one hand how many more of these puns I can stand.
    There are a lot of old tired retreads. Hand-me-downs, you might say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChowGuy View Post
    There are a lot of old tired retreads. Hand-me-downs, you might say.
    True but with enough of them you can start to hand them out to everyone.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Help! Help! Somebody give that man a hand!


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    Okay, I have to hand it to you, that one was good.

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