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2012-12-05, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-12-05, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I cannot play a six armed gargoyle
** I cannot play a Spellweaver. Especially with more than six arms.
*** I cannot play as a Xill Warblade
**** I cannot play any race that has more than two arms, nor any class that gives me the potential to have more than two arms.
***** I do not have the right to own a pair of bear arms.
****** Until further notice, none of my characters have arms.
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2012-12-05, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Boston, MA
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Clearly, Black Mage, you were being too 'armful, so they 'ad to disarm you.
Last edited by Dimers; 2012-12-05 at 07:37 PM.
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2012-12-05, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-12-05, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2012-12-06, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2012-12-06, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2012-12-06, 02:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-12-06, 03:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I demand a story on how a walrus is a sometimes food!
I may use tropes never or once, never may I attempt to continually use a trope, especially if it's allready done in the current party.Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-12-06, 08:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Heehee, I see what you did there.
- As DM, I'm no longer allowed to install multiple large vault doors in the BBEG's lair that are trapped, locked, and trapped again, just for the party rogues to finally open the doors and find nothing but a solid brick wall behind them.
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2012-12-06, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Finland
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Things I try to discourage in my players:
* As a druid, I cannot expect every woodland creature to be automatically willing to help me with whatever task I'm doing.
* I cannot alleviate boredom by throwing ray of frost around at random and not expect to hit something that will hit back.
* Setting fire to the ship/wagon/village is usually a bad idea.IN MEMORIAM 1983-2013. Bot as necessary.
Avatar courtesy of Elder Tsofu
Halforums.com - For the love of God, don't ask about the steak.
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2012-12-06, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
If I reply to a player's comment of "Wow, these demons have abysmal Will scores!" with "No, those would be abyssal," the players are allowed to throw books.
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2012-12-06, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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- Definitely lost
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I may not loudly say "nope" as my players roll dice without looking because I know they can't make the skill check DC.
Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]
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2012-12-06, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-12-06, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I demand a story on how a walrus is a sometimes food!
It turns out after a few days, even when its too cold for there to be much decomp, walrus meat becomes extremely alcoholic. We didn't find out until all of us failed the fort save to become drunk, except the dwarf cleric, who had the fun job of trying to round up the party as they danced naked in the snow.
Made up completely off the top of my head.
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2012-12-06, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2012-12-06, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-12-06, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2012-12-06, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- The Algol System
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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A few odds and ends.
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2012-12-06, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-12-06, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Well, it's not a Greek root, so it isn't Walropodes… What's the convention for
Dutch/Scandinavian plurals?
EDIT: And by Dutch, I meant Danish… ¬_¬
No offense meant, to any Dutch or Danes out there.
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2012-12-06, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-12-06, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Why no love for story
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2012-12-07, 12:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
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2012-12-07, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-12-07, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
^Suicide dog bomb?
MOAR DETAIL! What else did they get up to while intoxicated on Walrus meat?
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2012-12-07, 12:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* As a DM tongue twisters are no longer acceptable dungeon puzzles.
** Especially if the twister is in Saanich. mə́k̓ʷ kʷəčíl Ɂi əw̓ k̓ʷəw̓ə́y̓kʷ tsə spáalLast edited by Craft (Cheese); 2012-12-07 at 12:35 AM.
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2012-12-07, 12:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Wait, what the ****?
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2012-12-07, 12:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Saanich is a dialect in the Northern Straits dialect continuum part of the Coast Salishan family. The given tongue twister is the opening line of a traditional Saanich story, and it translates to "Every morning the Raven would go out fishing."
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2012-12-07, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I googled it and got that much. I want to know who in the name of god (the devil?) gave you the idea for that, and how you expected anyone to be able to make heads or tales of it.