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2012-12-24, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-12-24, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
The correct answer to this is "You found the room. Now what?"
*I may not retroactively have my character castrate himself in his backstory to foil a seduction attempt.
**I may not encourage party members to castrate themselves on the grounds that this GM "uses seduction too much".Last edited by Bucky; 2012-12-24 at 11:27 PM.
The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2012-12-25, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- Serial-seducing married paladins so that they fall for breaking their vows of love is no longer permissible.
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2012-12-25, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
And on that note:
When playing in a super hero campaign in HERO system:
* I may not play a teleporting demon from the pit of hell
** Especially if one of the other characters is a Roman Catholic Bishop
*** No, it doesn't matter that I had my concept first, he made his character first, so he wins
**** I may not ignore this completely and do it anyways
***** Especially if I'm doing it to constantly hit on the Catholic Bishop.
******When initially summoned and the only one around is said Catholic Bishop, I may not say "God, why is it always Catholics" before jumping out of the nearest window and teleporting away
*******I may not also tell him "Catholics have the most-correct idea of how the metaphysical world works, so I'm realistically a Catholic" when he tries to convert me.
********When my teleporting demon from the pit of hell is inevitably killed by my own party, I may not reroll as Deadpool.
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2012-12-25, 02:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* When BBEG offers me his most trusted lieutenant's place, I'm not allowed to agree.
** Yes, even if I believe that BBEG actually has a point.
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2012-12-25, 08:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Cannot make a build based around turning into a colossal bear and throwing flaming trees at my foes.
*Likewise using siege of trees and mass fire shield to throw flaming bears at foes.
*I cannot surf a flaming tree while on fire that was thrown by my animal companion.
*Cannot add insult to injury by using fire seed on top of that.
* Cannot drop Rocs of people, making everyone dies.
* Likewise not to become a roc and then use statue form or iron-hide on myself.
*Even if it works that way by raw, not to get several thousand commoners to work together to lift a castle.
*their is no combination of wild shape, ant haul, and animal growth that will let me tow a castle.
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2012-12-25, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Side note, while hulking Hurlers can throw the planet, they are not able to pick up and perform controlled 'throws' with the castle.
*Also, no wish. God vetoes miracle.
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2012-12-25, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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2012-12-25, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
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- Waterworld
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- I am no longer allowed to adulterate potions of cure critical wounds with water.
I am no longer allowed to just fill potion bottles with water
Even if I claim it's 'homeopathic'
I am no longer allowed to adulterate potions of cure light wounds with chilli hoyt sauce.
I am certainly not allowed Wasabi paste in the Keoghotum.
I am no longer allowed healing items.
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2012-12-25, 11:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- The Algol System
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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A few odds and ends.
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2012-12-25, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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- Middle-o'-Nowhere, Idaho
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Not allowed to use simple physics and five thousand commoners to get a projectile traveling at 2480 miles per hour.
I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-12-26, 12:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- You can't catch me anyhow
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Actually, the Railgun thing doesnt work at all unless your DM is solely going off rule of cool.
Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
If you do use real world physics then the object basically launches itself out of commoner 15's hand, crippling him and injuring the next few people in line. Your top speed is something like a hundred miles per hour.
If you aren't working off real work physics then you can get an object to another place extremely quickly...but it isn't so much a railgun as it is a mundane teleporter. The object will have no momentum at all so the last commoner could just as easily pass it back toward the first guy as he could drop it into his own square. "launching it" at an enemy will do normal improvised weapon damage.Last edited by Doxkid; 2012-12-26 at 12:51 AM.
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2012-12-26, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
The railgun works on four specific principles:
the understanding that in DnD, friction does not negatively affect things.
Things have Innertia
Commoners Apply a standard force by holding up, then pushing a rod down a hand conveyor belt
the act of pushing the rod is not divided into invidual packets of opposed Acceleration vectors, as the action used in the commoner railgun defies physics already.
Bolded Real world Physics missing from DnD *Buries 2 catgirls*Last edited by toapat; 2012-12-26 at 01:30 AM.
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-12-26, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- You can't catch me anyhow
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Excellent!
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2012-12-26, 06:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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- Middle-o'-Nowhere, Idaho
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*May not abuse the grapple system to fit theoretically infinite numbers of people in the same five foot square for easy transportation.
Lies and slander. Princess Luna is best pony.I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-12-26, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
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2012-12-26, 07:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
****I may not surreptitiously suggest to the BBEG that I should replace his lieutenant.
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2012-12-26, 11:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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2012-12-26, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-12-26, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-12-26, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2012-12-27, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
** Unless the doors closed and I'm not in there.
*** The party barbarian disagrees.
**** I cannot make a 'fart bomb' using stinking cloud.
***** I cannot make a fart bomb.
****** Fine.
******* Yes dragons nostrils are big enough to fit potion bottles in, why?
******** Remember, if it makes anyone say "Why in the name of..." is revoked, so no, you can't explode a bottle of stinking cloud in a dragons nose.
********* Or mouth.
********** Or ass as a fart joke.
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2012-12-27, 12:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- My Campaign Setting
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*the sentient wand of mage hand that likes to grope people is NOT a valid torture device
~The meteorite is the source of the light, and the meteor's just what we see,
and the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee.
And the meteorite's just what causes the light, and the meteor's how it's perceived,
and the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee.~
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Extended Sig thisaways.
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2012-12-27, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I am no longer allowed to kill my party with Arrows of Cure Light Wounds.
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-12-27, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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- Middle-o'-Nowhere, Idaho
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Yes.
Originally Posted by SRDI run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-12-27, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Captain Ahab is not a valid inspiration for a character.
** I most certainly may not borrow any speech that he makes and tweak it to fit the conditions.
*** If I name a boat the Pequad, the party knows to run far away.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-12-27, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I'm guilty of the first two, especially that second one. It's tradition to have the fanfare on standby after non-boss combats when I'm DM. Also, one Monk player swore his alignment was "Lawful Gootral" and not Lawful Good. He still wasn't very well versed in either alignment.
Recently started into a Shadowrun campaign:
- The anon contact is refered to as "Mr. Johnson", not "My Johnson".
- Unzipping a duffel bag full of guns is not "Showing your Credentials"
- No longer allowed to take fashion advice from the band Cake.
- No longer allowed to use short skirts in a Counterspelling test.
- When passing through the NAN border, I'm no longer to use the SIN identity of "Captain Jean Luc Picard".
- No, it doesn't matter the the border guard doesn't speak English.
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2012-12-28, 04:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I cannot be delusional and believe I am king of the world
** I cannot try and convince others that I'm am a king
*** Especially if I'm the size of a shoe.
**** Especially if I have the body of a dandelion.
* I may not attempt to kill all other forms of plant life, simply so that a dandelion can grow.
* I cannot refer to other flowers as my concubines.
** Especially if they are in the hair of a party memeber.
* I cannot shoot fire out of my petals.
** Nor can I shoot fire from any part of a flower.
* I cannot play Awakened Dandelions
** I cannot play awakened peebles
*** If I'm a peeble I cannot complain if a player uses my body as a skipping stone.
* I cannot be an awakened animal, construct or plant.Spoiler: Old Avatar by Aruiushttp://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q56/Zeritho/Koboldbard.png
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2012-12-28, 07:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
As storyteller;
If your party is taking orders from the New World Order Man in Grey, while being composed of a Celestial Chorist, a Son of Ether and a Verbena; and only the mentally scarred Akhasic notices that they're actually at war with the Technocracy I'm doing something wrong
Or something very, very right.
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2012-12-28, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Strings of Aasimar eyeballs do not make an appropriate Christmas decoration.
The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.