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2013-01-16, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I may not mention with complete confidence that the spell is in Pathfinder's Ultimate Magic book, and easily accessed online http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/u...turalLust.html
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2013-01-16, 02:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
For Shadowrun:
* Plan A is not "Kick the door down and start shooting."
** Plan B is not "Drop grenades and other assorted explosives like confetti at a parade and run like the dickens."
*** Plan C is not "Start a riot."
**** Plan D is not "Start an international riot."
***** Plan E is not "Have the rigger do a bombing run on your position."
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2013-01-16, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Of course not, you need to drop Plan A to Plan E, then shift each one up a slot.
I am not refer to any character of mine that can conjure, create, evoke, manufacture, or summon fire at will a 'Live Bomb.'
The DM finding out that my character's name really means that in another language after playing for a while is consideredinappropriateawesome bythe DMall involved.Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2013-01-16, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* If the plan involves charging small pieces of metal with Lightning Bolt, it's not allowed.
** If the plan involves Faraday cages, it's also not allowed.
*** Same for lightning rods.
**** Just stop trying to make hydrogen already!Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2013-01-16, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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2013-01-16, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
now the real question is: do faraday cages affect "send" spells? second question: if you're grounded, how much boost do you gain to lightning resistance?
*soooooooo totally not allowed to test out these questions.
**even FOR SCIENCE!!
***especially if it's to ruin the BBEG's day
****doubly so if i'm a dwarf cleric, and not a dwarf engineer
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2013-01-16, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2013-01-16, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Things my brother has done while I've DM'd:
*May not play a gnome in a dragonlance game with a life quest of creating a mech, and succeding.
**May not then procede to have a second life quest of creating flying saucers.
***No longer allowed to liberate an abandoned mine from the critters who have taken up residence there, and then procede to use said mine for minting my own money, in order to fund my gnome experiments.
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2013-01-16, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
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- Waterworld
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
-This thread is not a tutorial
-Not even for the joke campaign
-you can beleive the DM reads it and he WILL know if you use it.
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2013-01-16, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- Of course this thread isn't a tutorial.
- It's an almanac
- The players may feel free to use it.
- But so can the DM.
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2013-01-16, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2013-01-16, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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- Middle-o'-Nowhere, Idaho
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Yes, in a superhero campaign, I may base my character off Aquaman. Though why I'd want to is beyond the ken of mortal understanding.
**Yes, I can control creatures of the sea.
***...Yes, Cthulhu could be considered a creature of the sea.
****No longer allowed to play Aquaman.I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2013-01-16, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2013-01-16, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- Between sleep and awake.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* As a DM, I may not sneak a potion of this spell into the treasure pile.
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2013-01-16, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2013-01-17, 05:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- An Abyssal Tower
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Technically, I believe Cthulhu is a creature of the land who lived in a city on an island that sunk to the bottom of the sea...
*I may not spend my life studying the DNA of Cthulhu for the benefit of "science".
**No. Biologists do not keep Tesla coils in their laboratories!Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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Dragons!
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2013-01-17, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Spoiler: Old Avatar by Aruiushttp://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q56/Zeritho/Koboldbard.png
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2013-01-17, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
******I may not point out that Cthulhu is technically an alien, and that therefor a biologist would probably keep his various internal organs lying around.
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2013-01-17, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not play (any of) the scientist(s) that brought about the cthulhu tech universe.
** Nor may I singlehandedly bring about the Tippyverse.
-- I maynot invent breachloading artillery
--- I maynot invent DU discarding sabot rounds for my breachloading artillery.
---- Nor high explosive rounds.
----- My high explosive rounds may not be based on explosive runes and a custom item of dispel magic.
Or erase.
Or amanuensis.
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2013-01-17, 11:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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- Its Complicated
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
-The barbarian using a table as an improvised weapon is legitimate
-However tableflipping the BBEG to death is frowned upon
-I am not allowed to mithril plate the table
-Nor may I enchant it to be a +2 human-bane table
-I am now banned from taking Improvised Weapon Mastery
-Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Table) does not exist
-Tables are not martial weapons either
-All of the above also applies to chairs, folding or otherwise
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2013-01-18, 12:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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- England
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Even if I have him dominated, the fighter does not get a bonus for being my familiar.
** I may not make the fighter into my familiar by having him eat the previous one.
*** This goes double for the barbarian, even if they do have similar intelligence scores.
**** "What about the paladin?"
***** Not allowed familiars.Avatar by Grinner
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2013-01-18, 04:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*In a game of 7th sea, cannot have more skills then all the other players combined
** Even if being the skill monkey
*** Not allowed to be an ACTUAL monkey with skills
Also from this game
*Cannot speak every language in the game, just because i can speak all the real world equivellents.
**Especially if its to just make fun of the other players for there lack of language skills.
All true..
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2013-01-18, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Yeah, you could play a rogue with maxed ranks in tumble
** It's perfectly normal to tumble away when you're attacked…
*** Yes, tumbling can reduce fall damage
**** Yeah, you can name your character Wilhelm
***** NO, YOU DO NOT GET TO PLAY THE WILHELM SCREAM WHENEVER YOU TUMBLE!
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2013-01-18, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2013-01-19, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*No matter how high my regen, I may not offer myself for vivisection
**Especially if it's so I can spend time with the female mage so I can seduce her
***I may not attempt to seduce the high power female mage at all
****Especially if my reason is "to make lots of hellspawn"
* I may not attempt to seduce the villain I nearly killed and imprisoned
*If someone asks to use my sword, I may not demand sexual services in exchange
*I may not become a cult leader
**Saying "he's a glorified librarian" does not give me permission to open a portal to hell to talk to a demon
***Even if I am a demon
****Even if I am a demon and I know him
*****Especially if I joke about summoning him to Earth
******Oh, he's a 900 point build? Yeah, you are definitely not allowed to think about talking to him again
For non-Hero System users, a 900 point build is basically a demi-god. Super heroes are a 150-200 point build, 900 is basically a demi-god.
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2013-01-19, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Yeah, there is a reason summoning is banned at my table. Also, 200-350 is the superhero range, by 350 is more the save the galaxy on your own level.
However, I remembered somewhere that actual gods where 7500 points, and just bought the book and called it a day.
Some recent rulings from our hero game. [They start becoming less real after Lightsleep]
*You cant use Rapid Fire and almost all your character points to be able to Kill the BBEG in one round.
** Or Ogres, which are supposed to be party level threats.
*** Or entire rooms of creatures that aren't simply to numerous. Like A room with a small group of Ogres.
**** You are not allowed to make the entire party useless with the exception of providing travel, money for your bow, or healing.
***** You didn't pick up lightsleep right?
****** The Party can no longer have lightsleep or perception rolls greater than 14-.
******* Due to being so powerful, your city has been targetted by an orc Tribe.
******** And a Dragon.
********* No, you are not allowed to make dragon plate armour.
********** Sure your character can challenge the 1000 year old Elven Lord to an Archery challenge. He is actually a better archer than you.
*********** All NPC's have just put ranks in luck to avoid 18's.
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2013-01-19, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Force lightning is not a legit way to persuade someone.
** Unless I took Force Persuasion talent, that is.
*** Not even then.
* Using Force Choke does not provide my allies morale bonus.
* Eyebrow can not be replaces with cybernethic prothesis.
** Neither can appendix.
* Pantomime is not a legit language I can take. Therefore, no mind tricking with it.
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2013-01-19, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2013-01-19, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2013-01-19, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not play a Pixie who wields a Gargantuan Warhammer
** Even if it is technically possible, due to the Titan Bloodline
*** How would a Pixie even HAVE the Titan Bloodline?
**** Not allowed to answer above question, for the sake of the DMs sanity