Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas

[Ksheep]

* I may not make a Druid Plow

[Afool]

An excellent point.
--- No, not even if it gives the DM ideas.

---- Especially if it gives the DM ideas

[Doxkid]

*While I'm not entirely sure what you think you're doing, you cannot milk milk a bird.

**Being a biology major doesn't give you a license to lie convincingly about nature, no matter how good at lying you are. Using big words to confuse people doesnt help when one of those people is an english major who reads your notes and textbooks.

***Stop trying to roll a sleight of Hand to milk a bird. We wont let you. Not after last time.

****Well...I suppose with a Diplomacy roll that high, nature will take a few suggestions...

[Zahhak]

--- No, not even if it gives the DM ideas.

---- Especially if it gives the DM ideas

-----Heretofore, any action which may give the DM ideas or otherwise encourage his bad behavior is banned

* I am not allowed to turn my hatred of Windows 8 into a campaign... Somehow...

* For now on, I am banned from watching Hannibal movies before 9PM.

[DigoDragon]

The Party is no longer allowed to hand out toy jewelry to the orphans enchanted with Fire Resistance and then burn down the orphanage in a ploy to look like heroes when they come out with the children unharmed.

[Socratov]

The Party is no longer allowed to hand out toy jewelry to the orphans enchanted with Fire Resistance and then burn down the orphanage in a ploy to look like heroes when they come out with the children unharmed.

This. Is. Awesome! And hilarious! And scandalous! I love it!

[Wookieetank]

Noticing the page number, may I suggest one of the following:

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Dual Wielding Dragons
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Dragonchucks Are Right Out
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: The Elder Scolls of Bad Behavior

[Socratov]

obviously this one:

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: The Elder Scolls of Bad Behavior

[Slipperychicken]

The Party is no longer allowed to hand out toy jewelry to the orphans enchanted with Fire Resistance and then burn down the orphanage in a ploy to look like heroes when they come out with the children unharmed.

What, did they enchant the orphans to be immune to asphyxiation too? And what about buildings collapsing on their heads?

[Sgt. Cookie]

Here's my suggestion for the next thread: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Improvised Weapon Proficiency (Game Books)

[Afool]

obviously this one:

I concur with this one.

[Sith_Happens]

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law

[Ksheep]

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Surviving the Wightocalypse

[Blightedmarsh]

Things I may no longer do while playing D&D V: Take an arrow to the knee

[Scow2]

Things I may no longer do while playing D&D V: Take an arrow to the knee

This joke died two years ago. Let's not.

[enderlord99]

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 5: I May No Longer Switch Numbering Systems.

[unseenmage]

This joke died two years ago. Let's not.

Things I may no longer do while playing D&D V: I Used to Be a Naysayer Like You; But Then I Took an Arrow to the Knee

[enderlord99]

Things I may no longer do while playing D&D V: I Used to Be a Naysayer Like You; But Then I Took an Arrow to the Knee

The good news is, that won't fit anyway.

[Arkhosia]

Things I may no longer do while playing D&D V: I Used to Be a Naysayer Like You; But Then I Took an Arrow to the Knee

Be careful who you say that to...
http://youtu.be/UagqsOT4Vic

[unseenmage]

Be careful who you say that to...
http://youtu.be/UagqsOT4Vic

Best meme-ending ever. Thank you, I needed a laugh.

[Winds]

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law

My vote goes here.

[Arkhosia]

Best meme-ending ever. Thank you, I needed a laugh.

Another one:
http://youtu.be/-qghfczA2bk
There are a few curse words that are written out on the screen, but nothing else. As long as your fine with a couple f-words, your'e good.
Just warning because it's currently workday hours where I live (eastern USA).

[unseenmage]

Another one:
http://youtu.be/-qghfczA2bk
There are a few curse words that are written out on the screen, but nothing else. As long as your fine with a couple f-words, your'e good.
Just warning because it's currently workday hours where I live (eastern USA).

Appreciate the heads up. It's workday hours where I live too. (mideastern USA) and I'm a stay-at-home-dad so my work environment appreciates the warning as well.

The hilljack music really did it for this one.
"Arrow... to the... EVERYWHERE!!!" Very nice.

[Arkhosia]

Appreciate the heads up. It's workday hours where I live too. (mideastern USA) and I'm a stay-at-home-dad so my work environment appreciates the warning as well.

The hilljack music really did it for this one.
"Arrow... to the... EVERYWHERE!!!" Very nice.

My favorite one of his (series of 13 ways to die in video games) is the mass effect 3 one. Same warnings apply though.
"No, not Timmy. He owed me 50 credits." XD

[Ionbound]

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law

This is too good not to use.

[Doorhandle]

Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law

YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

What, did they enchant the orphans to be immune to asphyxiation too? And what about buildings collapsing on their heads?

Don't think they thought that through...

[Kane0]

*Can no longer combine warlock with wild magic
**Said Wild Warlock can no longer create dead magic zones, wild magic zones and/or spellscars, regardless of intent and/or edition of D&D.
***Eldritch blast cannot be used to create blasts of random condiments.
****'Eldritch Hellstorm' is not a real nor valid Blast Shape.

[Alex12]

****'Eldritch Hellstorm' is not a real nor valid Blast Shape.

Actually, that sounds awesome.

*I may not play Dvati. Ever.
**No, not even then.

[Arkhosia]

Back to topic:
*my evil Elf Druid cannot worship Lolth
**my Druid cannot Wild Shape into a dragon
***even if her name's Flemeph
****she cannot burn down a forest.

[Wookieetank]

* I may not summon a number of demonic beings and submit them to my control in place of having an actual party
** Atempting to fuse said beings through mundane or magic means to create more powerful beings is right out.
*** No longer allowed to play any Mon games before or during the character creation process.