Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[AsteriskAmp]

Yeah, but you could still realize that the area taken up by 7632 Rhode Islands was about 4% of the earth's surface (if I did my math right, which I probably didn't, because life hates me and wants to make me a hypocrite) and Belgium is significantly smaller than that. You can blame a calculator for a miscalculation, but you can't blame it for reporting a miscalculation.

It's actually closer to 5%. Assuming I knew the area of Rhode Island by heart; if I regularly use Belgiums, the dimensionality of a Rhode Island is not inside my margin of expectancy.

Kinda how I can notice 100 km may be a bit too far to the closest gas station but I have no idea if 62 miles is close or far by virtue of not using miles regularly.

[AtlanteanTroll]

So I accidentally bruised a freshman when I punched him in the arm when the two of us were roughhousing. Karma got me good though because I thoroughly smashed my funny bone into the stage during play practice.

[Coidzor]

So I accidentally bruised a freshman when I punched him in the arm when the two of us were roughhousing. Karma got me good though because I thoroughly smashed my funny bone into the stage during play practice.

Oh, AT, you can't just roughhouse with childrens like that.

What if you broke one? You'd never get your security deposit back!

[Mutant Sheep]

So I accidentally bruised a freshman when I punched him in the arm when the two of us were roughhousing. Karma got me good though because I thoroughly smashed my funny bone into the stage during play practice.

Rough house with a freshman? But... why?

[Amidus Drexel]

Oh, AT, you can't just roughhouse with childrens like that.

What if you broke one? You'd never get your security deposit back!

XD *almost falls out of chair*

Wait, that explains where all of my money for tuition is going.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Oh, AT, you can't just roughhouse with childrens like that.

What if you broke one? You'd never get your security deposit back!

Apparently not. I guess I'll just have to keep the roughhousing to my fellow Seniors.

Also, your joke totally went over my head.

[AsteriskAmp]

So I accidentally bruised a freshman when I punched him in the arm when the two of us were roughhousing. Karma got me good though because I thoroughly smashed my funny bone into the stage during play practice.

Be sure to catch up in Dharma, Arthas and Moksha.

Oh, AT, you can't just roughhouse with childrens like that.

What if you broke one? You'd never get your security deposit back!

For that he has Geico (or whatever insurance is used for apartments and freshmen, I know not of American insurers).

XD *almost falls out of chair*

Wait, that explains where all of my money for tuition is going.

That and the dean's new pool.

[Amidus Drexel]

Apparently not. I guess I'll just have to keep the roughhousing to my fellow Seniors.

Also, your joke totally went over my head.

A security deposit is what you (normally) pay when you lease something; usually a decent amount of money (one month's rent, or thereabouts), that you get back if you return the leased object/space in (close to) its original condition. If you break stuff, then you don't get your money back.

[AtlanteanTroll]

A security deposit is what you (normally) pay when you lease something; usually a decent amount of money (one month's rent, or thereabouts), that you get back if you return the leased object/space in (close to) its original condition. If you break stuff, then you don't get your money back.

I know what a security deposit is, but why would I put one on a freshman? They're not an asset.

[Amidus Drexel]

I know what a security deposit is, but why would I put one on a freshman? They're not an asset.

Well, they're about half of an asset, each. The first three-fifths of an asset, on average, actually.

[LaZodiac]

Apparently not. I guess I'll just have to keep the roughhousing to my fellow Seniors.

Also, your joke totally went over my head.

Apartments have safety deposits, money that you put down as your word, saying "I will not make this place worse then it was when I leave it"

Sheep is interpreting your words "roughouse" as "roughing up the house" instead of what you intended for comedic effect.

-Zodi, Joke Ruiner

[AtlanteanTroll]

Well, they're about half of an asset, each. The first three-fifths of an asset, on average, actually.

Hardy har har. The freshman were actually being awful at rehearsal today. They wouldn't shut up backstage. And they were getting handsy with one another and it was disgusting.

[Mutant Sheep]

Well, they're about half of an asset, each. The first three-fifths of an asset, on average, actually.

I was about to get all offended. Then I rememebred I'm a sophomore. What can I say to lambast our dearest friends the freshman? How they blabber in the hallways? How they do not show respect? How frightfully WEIRD they are? I was one of the GOOD ones. These freshman have these ideas of equality and stuff. Pffffffft.

[Amidus Drexel]

I was about to get all offended. Then I rememebred I'm a sophomore. What can I say to lambast our dearest friends the freshman? How they blabber in the hallways? How they do not show respect? How frightfully WEIRD they are? I was one of the GOOD ones. These freshman have these ideas of equality and stuff. Pffffffft.

Good freshman? The only good freshmen are dead freshmen sophomores.

[Coidzor]

I was about to get all offended. Then I rememebred I'm a sophomore. What can I say to lambast our dearest friends the freshman? How they blabber in the hallways? How they do not show respect? How frightfully WEIRD they are? I was one of the GOOD ones. These freshman have these ideas of equality and stuff. Pffffffft.

That's why I grew a beard. *nods sagely, strokes chin luxuriously*

The only downside was that my Freshman English teacher thought I was a really dumb senior for a bit there. XD

Hardy har har. The freshman were actually being awful at rehearsal today. They wouldn't shut up backstage. And they were getting handsy with one another and it was disgusting.

Silly Freshmen, that's what the broom closets are for.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I was about to get all offended. Then I rememebred I'm a sophomore. What can I say to lambast our dearest friends the freshman? How they blabber in the hallways? How they do not show respect? How frightfully WEIRD they are? I was one of the GOOD ones. These freshman have these ideas of equality and stuff. Pffffffft.

Show no respect? Wait till you're a senior.

Good freshman? The only good freshmen are dead freshmen sophomores.

Hey now. Freshman with upperclassmen sibling can be OK, they have their crap together sometimes.

Speaking of general class stuff. At my school, this is how we remember the classes.

Class of 2010 - Full of loser potheads
Class of 2011 - These people did stuff?
Class of 2012 - First 10-0 Football season!
Class of 2013 - Dedicated workers
Class of 2014 - Full of stupid tools

The classes of 2015 and 2016 don't quite have a reputation yet, but in the all senior meeting a month into the school year the counselors specifically thanked our class for being nice to the freshman because, "We know the seniors when you were freshmen were awful." It gave me the warm-tinglies ... And then they went a way because I have terrible senioritis.

Silly Freshmen, that's what the broom closets are for.

No, no. That's what the Dark Room in the art hallway's for.

[AsteriskAmp]

I know what a security deposit is, but why would I put one on a freshman? They're not an asset.

They ARE. You think test tubes clean themselves?

Hardy har har. The freshman were actually being awful at rehearsal today. They wouldn't shut up backstage. And they were getting handsy with one another and it was disgusting.

Bah, freshmen's understanding of the world is similar to business understanding of sustainability.

No, no. That's what the Dark Room in the art hallway's for.

In my times... oh wait, I didn't get silly stuff like that, yay for all boys school I guess; you COULD use the Dark Room for what it was meant... LAZER TESTING!

[Coidzor]

No, no. That's what the Dark Room in the art hallway's for.

Ahh, the little freshmen getting developed before their time. Usually from overexposure, if I've a guess. ufufufufuufu~

[AtlanteanTroll]

They ARE. You think test tubes clean themselves?

That's what labpartner's are for, and I aint taking no dumb freshman for a ladpartner.

Bah, freshmen's understanding of the world is similar to business understanding of sustainability.

Nice analogy.

In my times... oh wait, I didn't get silly stuff like that, yay for all boys school I guess; you COULD use the Dark Room for what it was meant... LAZER TESTING!

There's only been one serious incident in the Dark Room. A boy had violated the dress code and they made him change. And so he did. In the dark room. Went out with one pair of pants, and out with another. And so did his girlfriend.

Ahh, the little freshmen getting developed before their time. Usually from overexposure, if I've a guess. ufufufufuufu~

ROFL. Some day they'll be as developed as you!!

[AsteriskAmp]

That's what labpartner's are for, and I aint taking no dumb freshman for a ladpartner.

Lab Partners? Nah, Freshmen clean them during their classes and you just arrive to clean sets, need further cleaning? Just take another one of them out of classes, not that they can learn anything of them, that's for older people.

Nice analogy.

Whilst the wording is mine it's a derivative from a more famous quote.

There's only been one serious incident in the Dark Room. A boy had violated the dress code and they made him change. And so he did. In the dark room. Went out with one pair of pants, and out with another. And so did his girlfriend.

There was a guy who used to draw hentai at school, he did so at recess in the dark room; when a teacher found a strange folder with over 500 pages of tentacles the results were not pretty.

[Mutant Sheep]

That's what labpartner's are for, and I aint taking no dumb freshman for a ladpartner.

Poor Teddy. Of course, those are COLLEGE Freshies, so they are not as bad.

There's only been one serious incident in the Dark Room. A boy had violated the dress code and they made him change. And so he did. In the dark room. Went out with one pair of pants, and out with another. And so did his girlfriend.


ROFL. Some day they'll be as developed as you!!

AUGHEGJKL:R!

[Coidzor]

There's only been one serious incident in the Dark Room. A boy had violated the dress code and they made him change. And so he did. In the dark room. Went out with one pair of pants, and out with another. And so did his girlfriend.

Good Lass?

ROFL. Some day they'll be as developed as you!!

Well, I just choked on a piece of banana nut bread.

...Man, the last time I saw that I don't think I was old enough to get it...

Wuff.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Lab Partners? Nah, Freshmen clean them during their classes and you just arrive to clean sets, need further cleaning? Just take another one of them out of classes, not that they can learn anything of them, that's for older people.

Ah. Well, I'm not much of a scientist anyway. And that's probably the one subject menial labor is involved in, so darn.

There was a guy who used to draw hentai at school, he did so at recess in the dark room; when a teacher found a strange folder with over 500 pages of tentacles the results were not pretty.

That's great. Err, great as in really funny. My naked people almost always turn out wrong. And I just draw them to practice anatomy.

Poor Teddy. Of course, those are COLLEGE Freshies, so they are not as bad.

Better than high school senior even.

Good Lass?

From the boyfriend's point of view, sure.

Well, I just choked on a piece of banana nut bread.

...Man, the last time I saw that I don't think I was old enough to get it...

Wuff.

I'm really having trouble these days determining if the original Cartoon Cartoon shows (Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd 'n Eddy, Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Lab (and some others)) were actually better then the stuff on these days or if it's just nostalgia. I like Regular Show pretty well, but Adventure Time's just ... Eh. It does nothing for me.

[Amidus Drexel]

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That's great. Err, great as in really funny. My naked people almost always turn out wrong. And I just draw them to practice anatomy.

Sure, sure...

[AtlanteanTroll]

Sure, sure...

Man. Look in my Art Thread. It's pretty obvious I know next to nothing about what real people look like? Proportions? What're those?

[Amidus Drexel]

Man. Look in my Art Thread. It's pretty obvious I know next to nothing about what real people look like? Proportions? What're those?

Don't worry; I can barely draw decent stick figures, much less a hand or anything. You are talking to a fellow person who doesn't know how to draw people.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Don't worry; I can barely draw decent stick figures, much less a hand or anything. You are talking to a fellow person who doesn't know how to draw people.

I mean, I know how to draw people. I'd dare to say they're decently good representations of them at times, (EXAMPLE) but they aren't anatomically correct. And the only way to get better at that is through drawing the naked human form.

[Mutant Sheep]

I mean, I know how to draw people. I'd dare to say they're decently good representations of them at times, (EXAMPLE) but they aren't anatomically correct. And the only way to get better at that is through drawing the naked human form.

Aaaugh my eyes! T linked to a nelkid human form! Or was that just a weird anime creep pose with a coat? *insults AT in every way he can think of, continues in ways he doesnt think of*

No, it was "i have WORSE than. "d" in latin."

[AtlanteanTroll]

Aaaugh my eyes! T linked to a nelkid human form! Or was that just a weird anime creep pose with a coat? *insults AT in every way he can think of, continues in ways he doesnt think of*

Don't you have to do some homework, Mister I-Have-a-"D"-in-Latin?

[Dimonite]

Man. Look in my Art Thread. It's pretty obvious I know next to nothing about what real people look like? Proportions? What're those?

You're both Michelangelo compared to me. I mean, my art is on a par with my handwriting. For reference, a sample of my handwriting:

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Okay, that's from when I was taking notes using the Phoenician alphabet. It took me a while to realize that, because my English handwriting looks like this:

EDIT: Large images, working on sizing them down a bit right now.

Fixed it.