I know who the real big bad will be

**Procyonpi** · 2013-03-04, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)

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Clearly, the Poor innocent turtle, who was just minding his own business before being stepped on by Elan, Diago, and a tribe of orcs, will turn out to be a level 30 Mystic Theurge, and vow revenge on the Order of the Stick!

**Shred-Bot** · 2013-03-04, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)

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Regular turtles don't know how to use suitcases, so... at the very least we're dealing with enhanced intelligence (awakened perhaps?). Or he could be a druid wildshaped into a dire tortoise for the surprise round ability! A druid who wants revenge for all the damage inflicted upon the forest during the stampede!

**Dissection** · 2013-03-04, 03:03 PM (ISO 8601)

Oh really?

**Gift Jeraff** · 2013-03-04, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)

The turtle is Girard Draketooth, daughter of Right-Eye.

**Procyonpi** · 2013-03-04, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff

The turtle is Girard Draketooth, daughter of Right-Eye.

Also he's

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The

's dad, shapechanged.

Foreshadowing!

**Dr. Gamera** · 2013-03-04, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)

I am neither poor, nor innocent, nor the big bad.

**Flame of Anor** · 2013-03-04, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff

The turtle is Girard Draketooth, daughter of Right-Eye.

And is secretly a Targaryen.

**Minitroll** · 2013-03-04, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Flame of Anor

And is secretly a Targaryen.

There's a word that I believe everyone has in reaction to this sentence- I believe it's something along the lines of "YES".

**Toy Killer** · 2013-03-04, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)

Eh, Only if he is a Time Lord

**137beth** · 2013-03-04, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)

He is also the father of the Dark One. Really, the clues are obvious. So obvious that I don't need to tell you want they are.

**AlexanderRM** · 2013-03-04, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)

I suddenly totally want to see a random animal turn out to be awakened and epic-level. Not the way OotS would do it as a lulzy one-off villain, more like a serious villain, who just happens to be a turtle who was introduced as a regular turtle. He just sort of hangs out minding his own business, eating... whatever turtles eat and hanging with other, non-awakened turtles (imagine extraplanar entities encountering epic-level mortals who act like regular humans). It might make for an interesting character.

**Procyonpi** · 2013-03-04, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by 137ben

He is also the father of the Dark One. Really, the clues are obvious. So obvious that I don't need to tell you want they are.

Surely, this is related to the fact that he's also

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The heavily templated snail from SSDT?

**Alchemist_Fire** · 2013-03-04, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601)

Isn't the Big Bad in the IFCC?

**Rorrik** · 2013-03-04, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Alchemist_Fire

Isn't the Big Bad in the IFCC?

He could be that too! A devilish, dire turtle druid Mystic Theurge. He's probably the head of the IFCC.

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