House of Much Random Banter and Haluesen's Various Wondrous Cookies #197

[LaZodiac]

I should probably talk to people more about things other than Andre... but my life hasn't been all that interesting lately, so here's the latest picture of him, almost all feathered up! Also one of his parents looking on with disapproval.

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D'aw, he looks so cute now!

[Mutant Sheep]

Not odd at all. I was apparently a really cute kids. More then three cashiers had asked my Mom if they can take my eyelashes because they're apparently like, super fantastic.

Mine were, once. Then I went "I don't careeee" are they instantly lost a centimeter.

Andre be silly.

ION:MIYAMOTO I WANT TO YELL AT YOU. First Skyward Sword, and now this. ANGER AND RAGE.

[Deathkeeper]

I should probably talk to people more about things other than Andre... but my life hasn't been all that interesting lately, so here's the latest picture of him, almost all feathered up! Also one of his parents looking on with disapproval.

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"Don't look at me! Don't look at meee! *raac!*"

[Skeppio]

I should probably talk to people more about things other than Andre... but my life hasn't been all that interesting lately, so here's the latest picture of him, almost all feathered up! Also one of his parents looking on with disapproval.

*snip images*

Aww, cute! He's growing up quickly! (I don't know much about birds or how fast they mature)

[Dimonite]

D'aw, he looks so cute now!

I thought he was cute before.
But really, I'm surprised to see this level of featherage already.

Mine were, once. Then I went "I don't careeee" are they instantly lost a centimeter.

My stage makeup professor kept on telling me not to use mascara when everyone else was using mascara, because my eyelashes are WAAAAY too long.

"Don't look at me! Don't look at meee! *raac!*"

I think he's used to it by now - he's been putting up with it since before he was hatched.

Aww, cute! He's growing up quickly! (I don't know much about birds or how fast they mature)

Well, I can now tell you that cardinals mature faster than cockatiels. I was expecting them to grow at the same rate, which would have meant that Andre wouldn't be this feathery for another few days at least.

[Feytalist]

So yesterday after my extended nap I woke up with the weirdest burst of energy. So I cleaned everything.

No wait, I did that wrong. Cleaned ALL THE THINGS

I miss Hyperbole and a Half wait there was a new one just earlier this year how did I forget that

[Qwertystop]

ION:MIYAMOTO I WANT TO YELL AT YOU. First Skyward Sword, and now this. ANGER AND RAGE.

What is the "this" in question?

[TheWombatOfDoom]

What is the "this" in question?

Seconded.

[AtlanteanTroll]

My stage makeup professor kept on telling me not to use mascara when everyone else was using mascara, because my eyelashes are WAAAAY too long.

I too have had this happen with various directors. I also have to get an excruciating amount of blush because I'm so damn pale.

(Theater, making men talk about makeup since antiquity.)

[Skeppio]

What is the "this" in question?

Seconded.

Based off the discussion I had with him several hours ago, he's mad at Luigi's Mansion 2, since he needs to beat X number of levels before he has access to the multiplayer.

[MetDitto]

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

[HalfTangible]

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

Canada's freezing.

[Rawhide]

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

If you die in Canada you die in REAL LIFE!

[Skeppio]

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

I want. :c

[Dimonite]

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

That... actually sounds fun. Shame about my lack of any sort of transportation.

If you die in Canada you die in REAL LIFE!

First you get me hooked on Steam Powered Giraffe (unless that was someone else, but I was fairly sure that was you) and now I'm archive binging XKCD again. I hope you're happy.

[FinnLassie]

As always, it depends on the business in question. Which is highly variable from place to place. Cinemas are often expensive here anyway, at least to my understanding.

Fortunately, all my close relations live within four hours driving distance so time zones are not an issue. But alas, it does play havoc with my trying to work out what the best time to be on the Internet to discuss things with people is. It is a curse I assure you.
So, I've had to come up with a solution and it involves making you all move to Australia. However, like most solutions it lacks practicality.

Cinemas in Finland were horribly expensive, guh. How much are they in the glory of Aussie-land?

My family's sort of all over the place... Sister in Japan, me here in Scotland (and well, I don't know where I'll end up ), other sister has settled in Finland, but they might move to the States at some point, if her husband wants to do a phD. People to me are either walking distance or a flight or two away. I just have to get used to it.

I should probably talk to people more about things other than Andre... but my life hasn't been all that interesting lately, so here's the latest picture of him, almost all feathered up! Also one of his parents looking on with disapproval.

-snip, pics-

I think my heart just melted.

Hey, I knew how much gas cost before I could drive.

Heheheheh

Well well well, didn't Mr. Smartypants just enter the room with their pure wit.

You evil, evil man.



ION: I put new glasses and sunglasses into order today, hopefully the sunglasses will arrive this week. I wouldn't really have had the need to change my lenses, but as my current frames seem to be falling apart as we speak... It's sort of necessary. These have been fixed far too many times up until now. *narrows eyes* My sunglasses will be polarised. Aww yiss.

[Rawhide]

First you get me hooked on Steam Powered Giraffe (unless that was someone else, but I was fairly sure that was you) and now I'm archive binging XKCD again. I hope you're happy.

That was me. And it is so funny that you should mention it. I only just loaded their Diamonds video moments before reading your post and am currently listening to it. It's playing fullscreen on my third monitor.

[The Succubus]

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

Well, I can share some good recipes with you. I made some lebkuchen on the weekend and they got devoured at work today. (They're gingerbread cake/biscuit things).

Yeah, I endorse this idea - go to it! ^_^

[Rawhide]

P.S. This would have been awesome.

[Kymme]

P.S. This would have been awesome.

Yes. Yes it would.
*sheds single tear*

ION: Stayed up till three in the morning last night taking down a set and BOY are my arms tired. At least I got some theater seats out of the deal.

[MetDitto]

Canada's freezing.

I'm a cuddlebug and I love layers and blankies. :333

If you die in Canada you die in REAL LIFE!

B-but we'll be in a warm bakery, munchin on these!

I want. :c

Drop everything and fly over!

That... actually sounds fun. Shame about my lack of any sort of transportation.

We can pay for transportation in this fantasy ^_^

Well, I can share some good recipes with you. I made some lebkuchen on the weekend and they got devoured at work today. (They're gingerbread cake/biscuit things).

Yeah, I endorse this idea - go to it! ^_^

The bakery is to be "Gingerbread Queers" so we can totes make those.

also I just this :33

(bread is kind of awesome you guiz)

[LaZodiac]

What is the "this" in question?

Seconded.

Sheep is dumb and bad at games. He also buys single player games with the express purpose of playing their minor multiplayer modes.

I was just talking to my girlfriend about running away to Canada and opening a bakery, if anyone else is interested :33

Awesome! Where in Canada?

[Mutant Sheep]

Sheep is dumb and bad at games. He also buys single player games with the express purpose of playing their minor multiplayer modes.

I will only contest the latter one, but Pikmin 3 and Luigi's Mansion both need me to spend half an hour trawling around their tutorial and loads of cutscenes before I can do any multiplayer. And I say "grr" at this!

Awesome! Where in Canada?

*place where webcomic supposedly takes place at*

[AtlanteanTroll]

I will only contest the latter one, but Pikmin 3 and Luigi's Mansion both need me to spend half an hour trawling around their tutorial and loads of cutscenes before I can do any multiplayer. And I say "grr" at this!

Do you mean the Luigi's Mansion for the 3DS? Because that's looking to be one of my first purchases (after Pokemon Y, of course) once I finally do get my hands on one.

[LaZodiac]

Do you mean the Luigi's Mansion for the 3DS? Because that's looking to be one of my first purchases (after Pokemon Y, of course) once I finally do get my hands on one.

He does mean that, and he's taking it far to hard. If he had listened to the game's clues instead of assuming they were tricks, he'd of finished the first mission in around ten minutes, a perfectly reasonable length. As opposed to the 25 or so he did.

[Mutant Sheep]

Do you mean the Luigi's Mansion for the 3DS? Because that's looking to be one of my first purchases (after Pokemon Y, of course) once I finally do get my hands on one.

Its a good purchase, despite my willingness to return it (and I would have, if it didn't take half an hour to do.), its just ANNOYED. ANNOYED-NESS-NESS.

He does mean that, and he's taking it far to hard. If he had listened to the game's clues instead of assuming they were tricks, he'd of finished the first mission in around ten minutes, a perfectly reasonable length. As opposed to the 25 or so he did.

And there are three missions after that before I can do any multiplayer. So 30 minutes+, which I find to be too much, especially after having just done this for Pikmin 3.

[MetDitto]

Sheep is dumb and bad at games. He also buys single player games with the express purpose of playing their minor multiplayer modes.



Awesome! Where in Canada?

I don't actually know anything about Canada :p so I'm open to suggestions

[Deathkeeper]

He does mean that, and he's taking it far to hard. If he had listened to the game's clues instead of assuming they were tricks, he'd of finished the first mission in around ten minutes, a perfectly reasonable length. As opposed to the 25 or so he did.

Wait, the first mission? Where pretty much all you have to do is get the poltergust and beat like 4 ghosts? I think I did it in 7 and still got all possible money.

I got through the whole first mansion in one hour. It's a single player game for goshsake!

[LaZodiac]

Its a good purchase, despite my willingness to return it (and I would have, if it didn't take half an hour to do.), its just ANNOYED. ANNOYED-NESS-NESS.

And there are three missions after that before I can do any multiplayer. So 30 minutes+, which I find to be too much, especially after having just done this for Pikmin 3.

Oh no, playing the game so you can play more of the game~

I don't actually know anything about Canada :p so I'm open to suggestions

I'd suggest not Yellowknife because it's a small town! But also I would suggest Yellowknife since it's where I live and I want a bakery.

Wait, the first mission? Where pretty much all you have to do is get the poltergust and beat like 4 ghosts? I think I did it in 7 and still got all possible money.

I got through the whole first mansion in one hour. It's a single player game for goshsake!

See above comment about Sheep being bad at games

(just teasing guys!)

[Mutant Sheep]

Wait, the first mission? Where pretty much all you have to do is get the poltergust and beat like 4 ghosts? I think I did it in 7 and still got all possible money.

Yeah. I looked in the window. See two ghosts screwing around in the car. I go into garage. Look in all the stupid boxes. Become annoyed. Turn off, eat. Come back, swear at the car, get 5000. Two hours later, I have the multiplayer.