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2007-01-09, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
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2007-01-09, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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1937. Throwing popcorn into the open mouth of the villain while he talks is funny, but you shouldn't. But making the DM roll to see if he chokes? And he does? That's a Tarrasqueable defense.
Terrence Randall and the Kinslayer by NEO|Phyte
Dencamp Bertrande takes a bow.
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Terrence Randall by The Stoney One
Rennac Belnades by Lord Iames.
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2007-01-09, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Dancin' away
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1938: No matter what, I CANNOT use Major Creation to conjure up a hypercritical mass of Plutonium. No, not ever
1939: The same applies for any other fissable materialsi am going to make it through this year
if it kills me
i am going to make it though this year
if it kills me
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2007-01-09, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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1940- When you find the chubby daughter of an innskeeper that you're supposed to be rescuing, you are not to cover her in honey and offer her as a sacrificial diversion when fighting bugbears. I'm looking at the guys in my current campaign here.
1941- Your first answer to being in a room alone with any NPC should never be "murder him and check for gold and items". Again, present campaign.
1942- Dead serious here, guys. I'm going to lower your alignment to evil next time this happens.
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2007-01-09, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Goshen, IN
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"Thrice-cursed spell resistance! It's almost like the universe itself is trying to deliberately force some form of arbitrary equality between those of us who can reshape matter with our thoughts and those who cannot."
Nope, nothing to see here. Move along, citizen.
Avatar of Ba'el, the half-orc elemental savant, courtesy of Dire Penguin.
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2007-01-09, 10:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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1943. You may not use Perform (Tapdance) to break up a swarm.
1944. You may not get your teeth enchanted.
1944a. Even if you are Undead.
1945. Taking one body part from every enemy you kill as a "trophy" is not allowed.
1946. You may not create a character who's only weapon is a Rod of Wonder.
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2007-01-09, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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They do just enough good deeds (and to counter those, we're talking some really good deeds) to balance it out so far as I'm concerned. But it's starting to become a rather horrifying habit.
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2007-01-09, 11:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
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1947. I will not place an altar of disintegration in a first level dungeon.
1948. I will not write a seventeen page plot summary for the first day of a new campaign.
1949. Nor will I quiz players on said plot summary.
1950. Reenacting Dawn of the Dead does not constitute a unique idea.
1951. I will never again link the words 'holy' and 'chainsaw' together.
1952. I will not make a campaign setting based aroung Captain Planet.
1953. Not even if Captain Planet has guns.
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2007-01-09, 11:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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1954: No Jesus and Moses did not have guns to fight the Romans
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2007-01-10, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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1955: preemptive strikes do not count as self defense.
1956: "a bad feeling" is not a valid excuse for a paladin punching the duke
1957: players are not allowed DM screens. fairness don't factor into it.
1958: for the last time, the city does not have a brothel, whorehouse or a red light district.
1959: no, you may not start one.
1960: Any attempt to embarass the DM by a) asking him to describe an NPC's genitalia, b) asking him to describe how the goblin looks without his armour, c) asking him where babies come from when his girlfriend is playing or d) other, merits a random encounter with the tarrasque.
1961: deliberately ignoring plot hooks also merits a random encounter with the tarrasque.
oh, and thanks for explaining what the BBEG was
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2007-01-10, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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oops, forgot one:
1962: I'm all for roleplaying, but "acting convincingly" as your half orc is not necessary. Put the table DOWN.
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2007-01-10, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2006
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- Fairfield, CA
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2007-01-10, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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I had a dwarf that took a tooth from every giant he killed. We were playing a low-level campaign (we finished it at about 7th level), but by level 3, he had managed to collect 4 Frost Giant teeth. He wore them on a necklace.
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2007-01-10, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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1963: I'm no longer able to use a tarrasque for random encounters because the PCs have killed 12 already.
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2007-01-10, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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1964: The players reserve the right to flee the table if the DM's response to "What CR is this fight?!" is "Delicious."
Terrence Randall and the Kinslayer by NEO|Phyte
Dencamp Bertrande takes a bow.
Spoiler
Terrence Randall by The Stoney One
Rennac Belnades by Lord Iames.
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2007-01-10, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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And here I just started a master conjurer... thanks man, I now have a Plan C!
1965: If I am the party negotiator it is understood that I will not be bargaining using members of the party.
1966: In the continuing saga, "Whoops" is not sufficient apology for burning down the goblin camp during the stealth mission.
1967: No longer allowed to play a warlock after the "incident."
1968: No longer allowed to make fun of the BBEG when his son/primary henchman blew himself up on a roll of 1.
1969: This hasn't happened per se, but since it's #1969, not allowed to say "That's one five-foot adjust for man, one giant critical hit for the sycthe-weilding iron golem."Amazing Zealot avatar by Elder Tsofu.
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2007-01-11, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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1970. The next time I attack the darkness, the darkness is getting pissed off and attacking back. I don't even want to know the CR for the darkness.
Veryn's Sliver, by Talfrey:Spoiler
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2007-01-11, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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- Kanagawa, Japan
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You should definitely have The Darkness turn up in that case. Three Human Bards, I would have thought...
It is a joyful thing indeed to hold intimate converse with a man after one’s own heart, chatting without reserve about things of interest or the fleeting topics of the world; but such, alas, are few and far between.
– Yoshida Kenko (1283-1350), Tsurezure-Gusa (1340)
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2007-01-11, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Canada, eh?
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1971- Even if there are no time constraints, you may not dismantle dead encounters' for parts to sell. No one is going to pay for preserved dire badger urethras
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2007-01-11, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- California
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2007-01-11, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Canada, eh?
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2007-01-11, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-11, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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1973. I don't care what your bluff modifier is. The next time you fool the BBEG that you're in love with him, he'll take you up on it. And like the kinky stuff.
Terrence Randall and the Kinslayer by NEO|Phyte
Dencamp Bertrande takes a bow.
Spoiler
Terrence Randall by The Stoney One
Rennac Belnades by Lord Iames.
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2007-01-11, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2005
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- USA
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1974: I may not make a yellow ostrich effigy and call it my "robocobo".
1975: No more Final Fantasy jokes.
1976: I may not constantly "attack the darkness", lest it begin to fight back.D&D: Libra Edition
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2007-01-11, 10:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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1977- Halflings are not Hobbits. Stop calling them that. You're going to get us sued.
1978- They don't smoke Hobbit weed, either.
1979- And you aren't going to make one and name him Bilbo, Frodo, Samwise, Pippin, Merry, or Elijah Woods. Elijah Woods only played a hobbit. Now you're just doing it to make me mad. Stop it!
1980- You can roleplay without downing another beer first. Please.
1981- Dead bodies hidden in regularly occupied rooms in towns will be found by the smell alone, regardless of how high your hide check is.
1982- Even if you put a ring of invisibility on them. You know what? That doesn't work.
1983- Speaking of invisibility, no using it along with permanency to construct a giant wall brick-by-brick in the middle of a road. Yes, it's funny. No, you're not doing it ever again.
1984- Seducing an enemy army will have dire consequences next time, mark my words.
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2007-01-11, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2004
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- Paradise Island
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1985: There is a difference between a Drow Priestess of Lolth and a Dominatirx. Please make a note of it.
“I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!.”- Wonder Woman
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2007-01-11, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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1986: I'm no longer able to create a race of cat girls because how will they reproduce
1987: Even if they reproduce by Parthenogenesis
1988: Even if I did create a race of cat girls I'm not allow to make cat nips
1989: No even when I promised not to use itLast edited by Suzaku; 2007-01-12 at 01:26 AM.
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2007-01-12, 01:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2005
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1985b: And then explain it to everybody else, because Baator if we can tell the difference.
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2007-01-12, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2006
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1990: I will not throw fish at any NPC while they are speaking.
1991: I will not instigate wars by spiking the drinks during diplomatic meetings.
1992: "It worked for Jacques Clouseau" is not a valid reason for any plan.
1993: I am not allowed to do anything that requires asking the GM about interspecies fertility first.
1994: A mustache & a funny accent does not a disguise make.
1995: No catapulting the dragons.
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2007-01-12, 08:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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1996: no longer allowed to make a village of were-tigers just to visualise the statement about arguing real life physics is a fantasy world
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad