Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VI: This Isn't A Checklist, We Swear!

[GPuzzle]

*Cannot remind the Playground of that babe.

[Red Fel]

*Cannot remind the Playground of that babe.

** Cannot start that again.

[Ksheep]

** Cannot start that again.

*** When asked what I want to do, I may not reply with "I dunno, what do you want to do"

[Socksy]

* No such skill as Knowledge: Geometry, and even if there was, having five ranks in Knowledge: The Planes certainly would not grant a +2 synergy bonus.
** Knowledge: The Planes won't help with Craft: Engineering, Fly, or Profession: Pilot either.

[Red Fel]

*** When asked what I want to do, I may not reply with "I dunno, what do you want to do"

**** Cannot turn a Labyrinth reference into a Disney reference.
***** Doubleplus ungood points for turning either into a Monty Python reference.

[Lord of Shadows]

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*I am no longer allowed to use Will-o-Wisps captured in a bottle as a light source...

[Ksheep]

**** Cannot turn a Labyrinth reference into a Disney reference.
***** Doubleplus ungood points for turning either into a Monty Python reference.

Funnily enough, I was really tempted to make it a Monty Python reference, but decided to settle on The Jungle Book instead…

[TuggyNE]

* I may not point out that equines only have dichromatic vision, which severely limits the colors that they can see
** I may not point out the irony that is bright pastel colored equines which can only see a muted palate of colors

Yeahhhh, limiting Magical Ponies of Girliness +10^TM to the details of Tellus* equine biology seems highly dubious. They can already talk and pick stuff up with their hooves, what difference does it make to assume their cones can see a few more colors?

*The Latin name for the planet on which we all currently reside; I'm sure you'll all agree that "Earth" is just needlessly confusing here.

[unseenmage]

*** When asked what I want to do, I may not reply with "I dunno, what do you want to do"

**** Also not allowed to respond, "Same thing we do every night Pinky."
***** Definitely not, "Do you want to build a snowman?" (My children are hating me right now as every time they ask me a question about anything I'm responding with this one. )

[Graypairofsocks]

*Cannot remind the Playground of that babe.

What is "that babe"?

Is it a reference to a TV show?

[Ksheep]

What is "that babe"?

Is it a reference to a TV show?

It is a reference to this song from The Labyrinth.

[toapat]

*Eating an attribute tome does not give it effects
**Can not invest ranks in Profession: Gourmet Chef or Sous Chef exclusively to develop the perfect sauce for serving on said tome
***can not quest for the exotic ingredients needed to properly season the sauce
****This quest can not involve a 6 week sidequest that involves killing 3 different dragons, a lich, and a pheonix.
*****Can not complain IC that i served myself a cold, woody tasting sauce.

[Socksy]

* Nowhere in my character description should the phrase "non-Euclidean beauty" appear.

[TuggyNE]

* Nowhere in my character description should the phrase "non-Euclidean beauty" appear.

** Or "non-Euclidean" anything, really.
*** Any more specific descriptions of nose, eyes, hair, or other body parts using this term is very thoroughly banned.

[Mrc.]

*I may no longer skin any humanoid foes we defeat.
**I definitely may not wear said skins around town.
***Having a high enough Bluff skill that when asked I respond with "It's a very rare skin condition that I'm insecure about, and frankly you should be ashamed for bringing it up" and people believe me is way out.

[Socksy]

* Cannot switch the Potion of Cure Serious Wounds and the Oil of Fiery Burning's containers.

[vasharanpaladin]

* Cannot switch the Potion of Cure Serious Wounds and the Oil of Fiery Burning's containers.

**A potion of inflict serious wounds is obviously and visibly different from a potion of cure serious wounds and I should stop preying on the party's inability to actually tell them apart when they refuse to play casters.

[Ionbound]

*Not allowed to prepare Earthquake in an Underdark adventure.

[Alex12]

*If I'm completely immune to everything an enemy could possibly do to inconvenience me, that doesn't mean I shouldn't contribute.
**Especially when I'm the only one in the party with said immunity.
***No matter how funny it would be to just let the enemy flail uselessly at me until such time as I get bored.

[Sith_Happens]

* My first response to the DM allowing the Book of Erotic Fantasy should not be to abuse the incredibly-ill-thought-out duration of the Cursed Orgasm spell.
** The DM doesn't care that "it won't kill most of them for at least a few years," spamming Cursed Orgasm on random teenagers will turn my character Evil immediately.

[Hyena]

*** May not abuse that undress spell. A victory against a nude knight is dishonorable.

[Sith_Happens]

*** Pointing out that the Jealousy spell is "all the fun of Cursed Orgasm, but castable on children so it doesn't kill them for at least a decade" will cause me to be forever banned from playing spellcasters.

[illyahr]

* My first response to the DM allowing the Book of Erotic Fantasy should not be to abuse the incredibly-ill-thought-out duration of the Cursed Orgasm spell.
** The DM doesn't care that "it won't kill most of them for at least a few years," spamming Cursed Orgasm on random teenagers will turn my character Evil immediately.

***Cursed Orgasm is not to be used in conjunction with Grope, no matter how well you aim it.

[DigoDragon]

For god's sake, man, you've just crushed another human being's soul.

Things my brother and I have been banned from doing to crush a GM's soul:
(We've actually done these)

• Reenacting Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch with the party's recently slain wizard.
• Creating rival rogue characters based on Miguel and Tulio from Road to El Dorado.
• Having our characters do the Ginyu Force pose before combat.
• LARPing the Ginyu Force pose before combat.

* Also not allowed to respond, "Same thing we do every night Pinky."

* No longer allowed to turn to my brother and ask 'Are you pondering what I'm pondering?' in a deep voice.
** My brother is no longer allowed to respond with 'I think so brain, but we'll never convince the DM to put on pantyhose for that trick.'

[Ksheep]

Things my brother and I have been banned from doing to crush a GM's soul:
(We've actually done these)

• Creating rival rogue characters based on Miguel and Tulio from Road to El Dorado.

Of course not. Miguel and Tulio would be a Rogue and a Bard, not a pair of Rogues…

[Wookieetank]

****Playing prerecorded messages to the effect of "[Character] cancels [X]: Interrupted by [Y]" is not clever and the only reward is more cancellation spam.

I see what you did there

* If I'm a DM who likes MLP, I may not lie that I hate it.
** Furthermore if they make an MLP just to spite me, I cannot act completely oblivious to fool them to into thinking they're fooling me
*** If they pull the full sequence on me, I may not laugh evilly
**** Nor may after laughing evilly, may I say "just as keikaku!"
***** stating my reason for doing all this as "I just wanted to mess with your heads" is right out.

n+1* May not have Dischord show up out of nowhere after all this just to troll the players.

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*I am no longer allowed to use Will-o-Wisps captured in a bottle as a light source...

**Collecting fairies in glass bottles will not grant me auto-raise on death.

[Socksy]

* Must explain to the GM the hideously badly thought out rules for bonus HP on the positive energy plane before my Lich plane shifts there, not after.

[DSmaster21]

Shadowrun
*Not allowed to retire my infiltrator/pistol specialist/face character when we have no other people with decent ranged combat skills¹
**Not allowed to replace him with the worst streetmage of all time.²
***Even he turns out better at infiltrator/guns/face duty.

¹Yes my team actually has no one else, the team has: an aspected magician who should summons spirits and otherwise waits in the car instead he tries to fire his pistol blindly at enemies, a technomancer who passes out from biofeedback (He tried to puppeteer a tank and decided to go full level for it and only got like 3 hits to prevent fading), A ganger(mafiaer)/face/rich boy/rigger who plugs his brain directly into vehicles (Why the heck would you build a wireless rigger?), and an orc street sam that hits on any and all trolls (He and the rigger are actually competent).

² Magic 3 Aspected Magician, only knows 5 spells, only survives because he is great with guns and clubs and is very talkative and sneaky.

[Socksy]

*No longer allowed to mix sawdust and the Flare cantrip.

[Lord Raziere]

* I, as a Dm, can no longer make a draenei paladin as the party's recurring enemy, and neither may she constantly shout "FOR COMMUNISM!"
** My goblin pyromancer can no longer make CSI Miami style sunglasses puns.
*** nor may he go noir every time he encounters a mystery
**** my goblin pyromancer can no longer quote Pulp Fiction
***** Yes he is pretty much every american action hero cliche wrapped into a WoW goblin body and given power over fire and a mind of an inventor. that doesn't mean he should declare "Ha! I can build that in a cave with a box of scraps!" and then prove himself right.
****** nor may every time the draenei paladin does so, people say "what the hell is communism?"